Batman Falcone's Daughter 12 (Patreon)

Batman: "You fucking asshole FALCONE! You won't win! I'm Batman!

Falcone: "Listen baby..."

Batman: "Don't call me that! I'm not your daughter!"

Falcone: "Oh but you are for a very long time. We just determined that Batman. And you know what, before your stupid boyfriend spilled the beans you were more than happy being that. You weren't trying to escape and you know it."

Batman: "I...I...that's because you tricked me! You were like, not acting like a crimeboss. You were being a cool dad."

Falcone: "And I'm still that cool dad. C'mon. Who else lets you skip class for gelato. Who else keeps your mom off your tail? And since when does the Batman get 'tricked'? You gotta admit, you want this. And it's not like you can just go back to being the Batman. You're a girl now, with crazy teenage hormones and every villain knowing what I did to you. Certainly takes away the intimidation factor. Listen, let's just be a good dad and daughter team. Do that, and I'll make sure mom lets you go on that Miami Beach trip. And I won't even kill that idiot Giancarlo!"

Batman: "Dad!"

Falcone: "I'm kidding!"

Batman: "You convince mom about that trip and maybe we can be a team."

Falcone: "Done and done baby."

(Falcone kisses Batman on the cheek and Batman gives an approving smile as he thinks about his trip)