Batman as Cleaning Lady (Patreon)

Corporate Executive: "Here he is. The Batman. Straight from the ol' mind fucking machine. Turned out just like the rest of them."

Corporate CEO: "Hi there Batman. You must be very frigtened right now, aren't you my dear?"

Batman: "Yes, yes...I frightened very much."

Corporate CEO: "Well I will make things better for you I promise okay. I know your English isn't good but can you understand me okay?"

Batman: "Yes, yes, me understand little."

Corporate CEO: "Well that's good. We're going to give you a job now okay. Because you can't do your old one now. But we'll take care of you. You're going to be a cleaning lady with our company. We pay you okay. Does that sound good?"

Batman: "Yes, yes. Very good. I clean. I will clean good."

Corporate CEO (to Executive): "I don't think we'll have any trouble with him. Let's round him up with the others he was looking for and get them to work."

(Batman is ushered away by the Executive)

Batman (to CEO): "Thank you. Thank you. Very grateful. Very grateful."

Image courtesy of the excellent Ehliasys