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"HOT YANDERE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!" that's what the ad says, but it's too... strange to be true, right? you are proved wrong when you actually answer the ad and get to pick from a selection of yanderes to take home. the salesperson is all too eager to tell you in detail about every last one. in fact, the salesperson seems a bit too eager in general...  

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ script credit goes to u/yan-con on reddit~ found on the subreddit asmrscripthaven. check them out~