Percy Jog [Redesign Notes] (Patreon)

Tonight I imagined if Percy was actually an anthropomorphic sex toy, made from poured and molded silicone like a Bad Dragon dildo or flesh light -- factory produced like a gayer Stretch Armstrong, or a dog's chew toy. Someone more in common with a soft-squeeze water bottle. Someone that can take a lot of use and abuses but they rinse clean with soap and water afterwards.

Same Percy as before, same loud and forceful personality, same senses of regal entitlement... but with a stochastic humiliation fetish now.

Percy is meant to be a forceful top. Large and in charge. And while he is certainly big and imposing, his muscles are largely just for show. They're just pre sculpted silicone. So Percy isn't bench pressing five hundred pounds, he's pulling a SpongeBob with Anchor arms, and then acting as if he was very king of England, given Percy's need to be the puffed-up center of attention whenever he's in the room.

Kind of like a living muscle suit from Spirit Halloween Percy's chest is swollen large with his Stretch Armstrong corn syrup goop, and grows the more smug, self aggrandizing, and Anglo, Percy behaves. Truly lording it over others how he's the retired general, how he's the smartest, strongest, and the one in charge. The person to be obeyed. The person that is richer, handsomer, and all around better than a peon peasant like you. Why riff-raff like you should kiss at the very dirt upon Percy walks on. You poor and stupid commoners. Do you even lift? Percy Lifts. Percy lifted all of London Tower once... twice... three hundred times while also doing 1000 pushups while in a raging hurricane, and was still able to enjoy a civilized cup of fine British tea.

Isn't Percy so cool, and smart, and handsome? See how I carry myself with poise and grandeur. See how a true gentleman towers over the rest. Aren't I just the picture of peak physical performance? An Olympian, or dare say a Olympic god, flexing his might like almighty Zeus himself! For I am Percival Pigeon, the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical, world class individual who...

SHUT UP!!!

PERCY: "!? OHHHHOhh~!"

Percy can be punched, kicked, shot, stabbed, crushed, smothered, frozen, or even set on fire. And this feeds into a minor masochism streak in the pigeon, where he finds it deeply arousing when someone else takes control away from him, and puts him in his place as an embarrassing sex toy... who never really learns any lessons because either he succeeds in eradicating heterosexuality, or he becomes a free Onahole for someone who doesn't fall for his trap.