Welpcome Video Brainstorm (Patreon)

Hey folks.  Nathan here.  We need to create a new Welpcome video for YouTube.  We did one a few years back (I'm sure many of you saw it, and some of you here might even still be in it).  Check it out here if you haven't seen it.  https://youtu.be/MHXTqpCGWwE?si=NU-b4uHzwqRITCla

I've always liked it, but it is starting to age. We want to create the next version of the Welpcome video, and since we are just in the pre-production phase, I thought I'd mine our very capable and creative Patrons for ideas.  What do you think would be a great way to intro the channel?  If you knew nothing about us, what should be in the intro video that would convince you to subscribe or join our Patreon?  

Since this is just a brainstorm session, all ideas are great ideas.  To borrow from McFly, you have permission to suck.  (cue Ryan)