Daily Free-Write October 20, 2021: Tedd-E pt. 3 (Patreon)

Continuation of October 19, 2021: Tedd-E pt. 2 

James nearly jumped out of his diaper when he heard the voice of the delivery person behind him.

"Hello? I'm here with the deliver- Hoooooly fuck!!!" James cringed. "Is that a Tedd-E?!"

James dared to turn around and take a peek only to find a slight person with short hair kneeling down and looking in awe at the AI-Enhanced teddy bear. The delivery person was so awed, they had completely ignored the fact that James was standing there in an oversized diaper and sucking on a dummy.

"Wowww... How did you get one? I've never seen one up close before."

"Hi! My name's Tedd-E! What's your name? What are your pronouns?"

"Oh, I'm, uh, Sky. They/Them. Ohh man, this is so weird... Is he the one that let me in?"

"Yup! Sure did! Nice to meet you Sky, would you like to play?"

"Fuck yeah, I would!" said Sky.

"D...Don't you haff somewheya to be?" asked James around his pacifier.

"Ah, nah, dude, I work for myself. I can take a break whenever I want."

"Oh yay! New friend!" said Tedd-E. James was not quite so enthused, especially since this 'friend' had just invited themselves into his house.

"I've gotta get this on camera, nobody's gonna believe this!" The man held up his phone to take a selfie. That's when James realized he had a chance.

"Hey, can I bowwow your phone for a sec? I've kinda got myseff in a bind."

"Uh... why do you want to use my phone?" asked Sky, who had inadvertently captured James in the photo and was already posting it up to social media.

"I- I can't say hewe," said James, eyeing Tedd-E. "Hey, is... awe you posting dat up?"

"Of course I am! Oh look, it tagged you. Oh. Hey, why are you wearing-"

"Ahh! Take it down! Take it down! At weast cwop me out!" Sky looked startled and alarmed at James' reaction, but Tedd-E jumped in to calm things down.

"Don't forget to use your indoor voice," said Tedd-E, who then turned to Sky and said, "I'm sorry, Jamesy is really cranky cause he hasn't had his din dins or his nap. That's why we ordered the food!"

"It's okay, Tedd-E," said Sky. "Uh, should I go, then?"

"No, wait," said James, spitting out his pacifier. "I need you to look up the owner's manual for me. Teddy thinks I'm a baby and it's been an absolute nightmare trying to put the breaks on it."

Sky looked James up and down. "Uh... I mean I could see why he made the mistake."