Daily Free-Write December 5, 2020 (Patreon)

This one is just pure silliness. I just liked the idea of superheroes in diapers. I'll come back at this from another angle next time but for now, I just wanted to play around with the idea. 

"Stop right there, evildoer!" 

"Oh no its... underwear man! The superhero who runs around...in his underwear!" 

"That's right, ne'erdowell. And you shall feel the sting of defeat... as I snap your undies like so!" 

"Yow!" 

The bank robber jumped into the air as the burly man in the tight red thong and nothing else except a pair of red ringed crew socks and a red cape tied around his neck snapped his undies. 

"Why don't you... hang out for a while?" 

Underwear flew the criminal up  to the little flag pole sticking out from the second floor of the bank building and left him hanging by his undies. 

"Now that's what I call a wedgie, underwear man!" said his sidekick, Potty Break Pete. Potty break pete looked like a normal guy in casual jeans and a t-shirt, but for one thing - he always had to go to the potty. 

"Good one, Pete. But you missed the action again!" said the superhero.

"Sorry, Underwear Man. I was in the potty." 

"Well, that's okay, Pete, I actually-"

"Hold that thought, Underwear man. I need to run to the potty! It's an emergency!" 

The young man ran into the bank with his hands between his legs. 

"Oh, Pete," said Underwear Man grabbing his belly and letting out  a hearty laugh. 

*rrrrrrip* 

The thief's underwear tore dropping him to the ground where he could make his escape. 

"Hey! Come back here!" yelled the hero.

"Not so fast, underwear man!" 

That deep burbly voice could only come from one man. 

"Skidmark! What are you doing here?" 

Underwear man turned to see a dark skinned man wearing goggles and an outfit of black and brown rubber. A pair of open-crotch latex chaps revealed a pair of badly stained underwear between his leg. The arch villain smiled and let out a huge fart. Underwear man gagged and plugged his nose from the stench. 

"Oof...Wash those undies, Skidmark! And learn to wipe!" 

"At least I wear undies. Which is more than I can say for you pretty soon..." 

"What are you...?"But Underwear Man didn't have time to finish his thought. Something hit underwear man in the back of the head and his world went black. 

He slowly came to tied to a metal table with his body splayed out and secured. He struggled mightily but found that the material - whatever it was - was just too strong. 

"It's aluminum alloy, underwear man." 

"I'm powerless against aluminum. How did you know?"

"He may have had some help!" cried a high and reedy voice.

"The pissler! You and skidmark hate each other! What are you doing together?"

"We teamed up," said Skidmark." The large man smiled revealing two rows of brown teeth.

"In order to give you a very special gift, underwear man," said the Pissler, finishing the sentence. The man was tall and thin and covered head to toe in black and yellow latex, and gave off the strong scent of a dirty urinal every time he opened his mouth. Unfortunately for underwear man, whose  hands were restrained, there was nothing he could do but endure the smells of the two villains. 

"What are you two up to?" gasped underwear man through watery eyes.  

"You're about to find out," said the pissler, moving over to a panel and dialing in some very particular settings. A gigantic beam cannon pointed at the table and began to glow, and all Underwear Man could do was watched as the numbers counted down. 

The beam fired on him and he cried out. His penis went hard and pressed against the underwear Suddenly the smells from the two villains ceased to be repulsive. Instead, they made him feel extremely horny.

"No! I don't want to be turned on by this!" cried underwear man. But the villains just cackled. The pissler pissed on underwear man's face and no matter how he turned his head he couldn't get away from it. Then the hero did something he never thought he would. He opened his mouth!

As the beam continued fire into underwear man, he felt something else. He felt an unexpected warmth between his legs... His cock began to jump between his legs... then, a stream of piss burst through the fabric, and soon the thong was soaked. Underwear man was urinating uncontrollably!

"You fiends! You scoundrels! You'll never get away with...Uh oh..." Underwear man gritted his teeth as his stomach began to rumble. 

By the time Potty Break Pete showed up... it was much too late. 

"Don't worry, underwear man. I'll help you... one way or another. Let's get you home." 

The next day on the news, the citizens of Cityville were in for a surprise. 

"I'm at the year's biggest superhero gala, and - yes - there is underwear man. Dressed to save the day. But wait... what's that he's wearing... are those... pants? Well you saw it here first, folks. Underwear man is actually wearing pants! And they look... wait a second... what is that BULGE between his legs? Is it? Could it be... a diaper bulge? Good gravy, underwear man is wearing diapers!" 

Reporters and papparazi clicked away as the word spread through the crowd. 

"Hey everyone! Underwear man is wearing diapers!"

"And I support him!" said Potty Break Pete, whose outfit now featured a large toilet with a slash through it. 

Everyone on the scene began to laugh, except underwear man, whose face was bright red. He tried to cover his bulge and cross his legs, but Pete, who was actually there for once and not in the potty, stopped him. 

"No, my friend. No more hiding. From this day forth he is known as Diaper Man. And I... am No Potty Pete! We wear diapers, and we love them. And each other." 

No Potty Pete pulled Diaper Man into a passionate kiss as their increasingly soggy diaper bulges rubbed against each other through the fabric of their pants. 

They became the talk of the town, though perhaps their biggest fans were all the kinky guys they partied with after hours.