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this house may or may not be real

Allegedly, somewhere in Wake Forest, North Carolina, a 4 bed, 5.5 bathroom house totaling more than 6,600 square feet is for sale at a price of 2.37 million dollars. The house, allegedly, was built in 2021. Allegedly, it looks like this: A McMansion is, in effect, the same house over and over again - it's merely dressed up in different costumes.

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Anonymous

After we bought our house I kept looking at the local listings out of habit. It was unusual to see photos of a house that was completely without furniture, but there was one that was notable. For some reason, the realtor thought things might look more homey if they placed a single throw pillow or potted plant on the floor up against the wall in every room. A single bowl of oranges in the empty kitchen. It was actually kind of eerie.

Anonymous

Oh, gosh, after reading you blame this on "farmhouse modern" I had to look that up. Gaaack! https://www.thespruce.com/modern-farmhouse-style-2213409