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I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike!

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Ashigaru: The Last Shogun - The Return Of Gilson B. Pontes (Jimpressions)

http://www.thejimporium.com http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.twitch.tv/jimsterling I've coined a new game for the special kind of disaster this guy makes. From now on, he is the master of the Gilsonlike! #PS5 #PS4 #PlayStation #Action #GilsonBPontes #Gilsonlike #JimSterling #Jimpressions #JamesStephanieSterling #Games #Gaming #Videogames

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Beau C

Can’t wait to watch this one!

Anonymous

I can't decide if these games are manifestations of someone's fever dreams, or just very elaborate money-laundering schemes. Pontes really is on a level all his own, like the Tommy Wiseau of games.

Anonymous

Why are there two moons in the sky like it's fucking elder scrolls? Isn't it supposed to take place in Japan? I realize that isn't the only questionable aspect of the game but why

Anonymous

Oh no Steph, now that you've coined the term Gilsonlike and defined the boundaries of it, what if it becomes a thing? Imagining developers adding some ambient music during the walking through empty space segments and some narrative reason for dying in one hit to try to make it seem more respectable

Anonymous

My money is on the rogue AI theory.

Anonymous

I was so happy when I saw gilsonblah blah blah made another game. Waiting for digital homiblah blah blah to give You another one too.

James Rule

Fun Fact: Gilson B. Pontes anagrams out to "No Plot Bigness." Which is also not a bad description of his games.

Anonymous

these games are a tax write-off for some sony exec.

Anonymous

Welp it got taken down