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Well, I found myself a highly amusing Gears of War clone to play, one with voice acting so slow and precise, it genuinely feels like it's patronizing you. Let's go!

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Is This Gears Of War Ripoff Talking Down To Me? (Squirty Play)

Well, I found myself a highly amusing Gears of War clone to play, one with voice acting so slow and precise, it genuinely feels like it's patronizing you. Let's go! #MARS #GearsOfWar #ThirdPersonShooter #Shooter #JimSterling #PC #Microtransactions #SquirtyPlay

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Tyler Schuster

Considering what alot of gamers seem to be like online, i feel that patronizing line read is perfect :P They just need to put in a different more adoring read that only activates for you :)

Simon Renshaw

Compared to other games you played, this look halfway decent. I mean, it has actual gameplay.

Hansbert Emmer

I love the voice acting, all of it. But yeah Emma Lynn or whatever was especially great. "They cut off the power to the BRIDGE." ^ She sounds like she really wants to make sure you know what a bridge is, like she's thinking it might be better to draw you a picture.

Benedict Holland

I absolutely love this. I am going to use this as a first quest for my next d&d campagn: that door is closed and it should be open! What will you do? Conversely: that door us closed and should remain closed but someone is trying to open it! What will you do? Or.... that door is open and should be closed! What will you do? Also, with that much jiggle I demand a dick on every man that is a minimum of 14 inches and the thickness of my forearm. I want to see a silhouette of it in his pants at all times.