Script - Fairy Tail Airheads Cana (Patreon)

Here is the script for Cana's Fairy Tail Airheads comic! In two weeks, Mirajane gets her turn. For four weeks from now? Vote below!

1. Cana, Lucy and Bimbo are sitting around a table

Cana: Huh, Juvia's running late.

Bimbo: Oh, I'm sure she'll be here soon.

Lucy: Tee hee, I think that's her now!

2. Juvia arrives, seeming super happy.

Juvia: Like, hi guys! Juvia's here!

Cana: Yo, Juvia! About time!

3. Cana asks if they're ready to play cards, but Juvia just wnats to gossip about banging Gray

Cana: You ready to play some cards?

Lucy: Omigod, how'd it go, how'd it go?

Juvia: It went totally perfect!

Bimbo: See? I toldja!

4. Bimbo and Lucy are super enthusiastic about this.

Bimbo: The two of you make such a cute couple.

Cana: Huh? Am I missing something?

Lucy: It's super great that you and Gray finally hooked up!

5. Cana notices they're behaving weirdly, and that Juvia credits Bimbo for her help

Cana: Huh? You finally got Gray to notice you?

Juvia: More than notice! Juvia got laid~

Bimbo: Yay! That's totally awesome!

Lucy: Teehee, too cute!

6. Cana asks what's up with them all of a sudden, and Lucy and Juvia give flighty 

answers, revealing that Bimbo possessed both of them.

Cana: Hey, what's up with you two? You're acting funny.

Lucy: Tee hee! Funny? Nuh uh!

Juvia: We're just in a super good mood since Bimbo helped us out!

Bimbo: Nothing like a good possession to help improve your mood.

7. Cana accuses Bimbo of doing something weird to them, but she denies it. She just, like, helped them out, that's all!

Cana: Hey, hey! When you possesed them, did you do something weird?

Bimbo: Nuh uh! I just, like, helped them out and stuff! That's all!

Lucy: Yeah, she was super duper helpful!

Juvia: Like, don't be mean, Cana!

8.

Bimbo: We're here to play cards, right? Alright, let's start us off!

Lucy: Ooh! That sounds fun!

Juvia: Yay! Let's play!

9: There are cards on the table.

Narration: One round later.

Cana: Hah! You guys suck at this!

Bimbo: Noooo, how are you so good at this?

Lucy: Ah! We're being totally duped!

10:

Bimbo: I know! How about we, like, make it interesting?

Cana: Interesting how?

Bimbo: Let's play strip poker!

Cana: Huh? No way, I ain't playing - 

11. Bimbo takes her top off, and Cana finds herself staring at her breast

Bimbo: If we're playing strip poker, guess I'd better take this off!

12. Bra covered boobage!

Cana:- Huh...?

13. Reaction shot from Cana

Cana: Ohhh...~

14. Lucy reminds her that it's her turn to shuffle.

Lucy: Um, Cana? Babe?

Cana: Huh?

Lucy: It's your turn to shuffle, babe.

Cana: R-right!

15. Cana wonders what's up with her while picking up the cards.

Cana thinks: What was that? Why'd I get all distracted?

16. Back towards Bimbo, sitting there smugly with her boobs out.

Cana thinks: I guess her breasts are kinda nice, but... I'm not into girls.

17. Another round of cards is played

Narration: Shortly

Cana: Looks like I win again!

Bimbo: Oh, boo!

Lucy: Guess we gotta strip down!

Juvia: Awww!

18. The girls strip down, while Cana watches.

Cana: Ahh?

19. Cana is mesmerised by what she's seeing.

Cana thinks: I shouldn't stare, I shouldn't stare...

Bimbo: Hehehe, let's play another round.

20. Another round is played.

Narration: After another round...

Cana: Man, are you guys even trying? 

Lucy: Nooo, we lost again!

Juvia: Is Cana, like, invincible tonight or what?

21. Bimbo climbs onto the table.

Cana: Huh? Hey, what are you-?

Bimbo: Just taking off my bra.

22. The bra is off. Her breasts are dangling right in front of Cana's face.

Cana: Ah~

Bimbo: There, you see?

Juvia: My turn to deal! Let's go again!

23.Bimbo is still on the table, while Cana is staring right into her boobs.

Bimbo: Nuh uh! Not yet! How about this? Cana, if I win this round, you'll let me possess you~

Cana: Huh...? You're on! I ain't gonna lose this next round! I'm gonna crush you!

24.

Narration: One crushing defeat later

Cana: I - I lost?! To this airhead?

Juvia: You were kinda staring at her boobs the whole time.

Lucy: Yeah, like, it was totes obvious.

Bimbo: A deal's a deal, Cana. Now I get to play with your body.

25. Cana holds her hands out, as if trying to warn her off.

Cana: Hold up, something weird's going on here, you're definitely up to -

Bimbo: Alley - oop!

26. Bimbo jumps into Cana

27. Bimbo Cana is born!

Cana: Tee hee! Yay! Gosh, what a total improvement!

Juvia: Oh, Cana! You're soooo much hotter now!

Lucy: You were already super cute but now you're sizzling!

28.

Cana: Like, thanks guys! I don't know what I was worried about!

Lucy: It was probably nothing.

Juvia: Yeah, just relax and be a sexy babe like we are!

Juvia: That sounds awesome!

29. Cana looks Juvia over.

Cana: Mmm... Let's give this new bod a test run, alright?

Juvia: Oooh, sounds awesome!

30. Juvia and Cana make out.

Lucy: Ah! Come on, give me a taste too!

31 Bimbo leaves Cana's body, returning it to normal - but she's still an airhead.

Bimbo: So~orry! Didn't mean to leave you out Luce!

32 Bimbo and Lucy start making out as well, while Cana pulls away from Juvia for a little bit.

33.

Cana: Say, you wanna, like, share this with the others too? I think they'd be so much happier if they had empty brains and horny bods!

Juvia: Yeah, definitely!