Script - Mariko's New Team, Pink and Link (Patreon)

In two weeks time,  I will post the script forJapanophilia with Cecile Croomy getting the focus. In the meantime, please vote below for the script you want to see two weeks after that. Let me know what you think of this script, and if there's anything you would want to change about it.

Page 1: 

Pink: Kukuku! Our time has come, over!

Link: Ah, isn't this too cruel? Over!

Pink: No! Is not too cruel! Shampoo have it coming! Over!

Link: Aiya! if sister says so, then must be true! Over!

Pink: Watch out, Shampoo! This time, we'll be sure to crush you! Over!

Young Cologne (in uniform): How frightening.

Shampoo (eyes half lidded, in her cheerleader uniform): So what is plan this time?

Pink: The poison made by this plant will -

Pink Suddenly reaiilises Shampoo and young Cologne are peering over her shoulder

Page 2: But are caught by Shampoo and Cologne in the act. 

Link: Caught in the act!

Pink: No matter! Shampoo and stranger no match for us and new plant!

Young Cologne knocks the plant out of their hands with her staff.

Shampoo and Cologne start a routine while the twins look on in confusion.

Shampoo: No need to worry.

Cologne: R-E-L-A-X

The shadows of the two of them tower over the twins.

S+C: There is nothing you should fear, soon you'll learn to love to cheer!

P+L: Eep!

Page 3: Mousse comes in, discovers the hypnosis

Mousse: Shampoo! I've returned from the shops, my beloved, I - 

Mousse adjusts his glasses: Huh? What's this?

Pink and Link are now in uniforms too, with a distinctly floral theme.

Pink and Link: Cheering's good, cheering's fun, cheering is for everyone! O-V-E-R!

Mousse attempts to hug Shampoo. She holds him at arm's reach.

 Mousse: ... Did Imiss something? Please, tell me everything!

Shampoo: Stupid Mousse, Shampoo not boy crazy enough to -

Cologne: Then great granddaughter, why not use this opportunity to fob him onto these two?

Page 4: Shampoo sees a chance to get rid of him. Sets the twins on him.

Mousse: Fob me off? You say that as though any woman could catch my eye - 

Thw twins give a mirrored cheerleading routine

Pink: Stupid Mousse, now you win!

Link: Instead of one girl you get twins!

Mousse: Huh! As if something like that will work on me! I'm too strong willd to fall for that!

Side comment to Mousse's dialogue: By which he means, blind as a bat.

Link puts a flower in Mousse's hair.

Page 5: Suddenly, Mousse has Pink and Link for girlfriends, while Shampoo and Cologne discuss 'persuading' Akane to share Ranma with them.

Mousse, with spirals in his eye and flushed cheeks, hugs onto Pink and Link, who are also leaning into him. Shampoo and Cologne watch from a distance

Mousse: Hey, two Shampoos! (hic) That's better than one! Hahaha!

Cologne: Visual hypnosis didn't work on the blind fool. 

Shampoo: Is fine, so long as he no problem no more.

Pink: We show big strong warrior lots of L-O-V-E, Over!

Link: Shampoo is the fool for turning you down, Over!

Shampoo: Great grandmother think that Akane will share A-I-R-E-N?

Cologne: Go ahead, dear! Give it a T-R-Y! And while you're at it, leave some room for me as wlel.