Script - Sailor Moon Turning the Tables Haruka (Patreon)

Hi everyone, here is the script for Haruka's section of Turning the Tables. As always, if you have suggestions to improve it please get in touch.

I have also come up with a plan for the one shot this month, featuring Haruhi Suzumiya hypnotising herself into becoming a maid. You can find that plan in detail here.

For now, the script - in two weeks time Mizore gets turned into a succubus, this poll will determine what I put up two weeks after that.

Page 1

Haruka is strolling through a street, dressed up in her casual attire. She is in a thoughtful mood.

Haruka: Gee, our anniversary is coming up. What should I get Michiru as a gift?

Haruka reacts to the following with interest.

Offscreen: That's right. You're not paying any attention at all to what I'm saying, are you?

Also offscreen: Yeah, whatever you say babe...

We see a woman in a low cut red dress, who appears to be a pretty woman but is casting a youma-like shadow. She is leaning forward to display her cleavage to a man, with waves of energy draining off him. Haruka is watching this in the background, a little surprised at how blatant this is.

Youma: You're being so helpful, so very helpful!

Man: Anything I can do to help out, ma'am.

Close up of Haruka smirking, as a thought crosses her mind.

Page 2

Haruka steps in, cool and collected. The man has obviously had his energy drained.

Haruka: Pardon me, miss. Is this guy bothering you?

Youma: Hrm? Oh? Aren't you quite the specimen?

Man: Huh... What?

Haruka: Come on, I'll take care of you.

Youma: My hero!

The youma smirks to herself as she clings to Haruka's arm.

Youma (thought balloon): Hehehe! These human men are such fools! Led along by their libidos, they give energy freely!

Page 3

Haruka: Right, this should be quiet enough. We won't be bothered here.

The youma flips back her hair - then leans forward.

Youma: That's right, foolish man! Behold, the power of cleavage! You cannot look away, you cannot - 

Youma: Why aren't you looking? What's that in your hand?

Haruka: Oh, this? It's my -

Haruka: Uranus Planet Power- Make Up!

Page 4

Cue a montage of Sailor Uranus' transformation

Youma: H-Huh?! What's this? What's this feeling awakening inside of me?

Page 5

The youma drops to her knees, clutching at her sides and smiling widely.

Youma: Ahh! Ahh! No, I must fight it! 

Haruka: Tsch! I didn't get it right?

Youma: No, stop! I won't fall for your beautiful manliness!

Haruka: Eh, whatever. I've never had a problem getting girls interested in me anyway.

Page 6

Haruka tips her finger under the youma's chin. The youma is extremely flustered.

Haruka: You know, a youma like you is too pretty to waste on evil. 

Youma: Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Haruka leans in cloesr to the youma

Haruka: How about you give that a rest and try a walk on the light side?

Youma: N-No, I -I'm not that kind of youma!

Haruka: What kind of youma are you, then?

Page 7

The youma gives in and kisses Haruka.

The youma moves on to kissing Haruka on the neck, while clinging on to her.

Haruka: Heh, Sailor Moon was right. This way of winning is kind of fun.

Page 8

Michiru sits at a table with a candle on it. She's wearing a dress.

Haruka approaches and kisses her cheek. Haruka is back in normal clothes.

Haruka: Did you have a good day?

Michiru: Better now. You wouldn't believe what happened at the recital.

Page 9

Haruka sits down.

Haruka: Yeah, well, I have a heck of a story for you as well.

Michiru: Certainly. But didn't you forget to bring dinner.

Haruka snaps her fingers.

We see the legs of an approaching figure.

Haruka: Actually...

Page 10

The youma is wearing a Sailor Uranus cosplay, and carrying a tray full of food towards the table. The youma has spirals in her eyes, thoroughly brainwashed.

Haruka: I brought you a gift as well as dinner.

Youma: I live to serve you both!

Michiru: Oh my goodness. How thoughtful. I can't wait for us to... try her out tonight.