Script: Mariko's New Team Herb (Patreon)

Here is the script for Herb's section of Mariko's New Team! I'm taking suggestions for improvement. In two weeks it's Hinako's turn - but what script will I load in four weeks? Vote below!

Page 1: 

In an open field, a gust of wind from Herb(girl)'s hand knocks back Ukyo, Kodachi and Ranko. Ukyo and Kodachi are in their regular cheerleader uniforms, while Ranko is wearing a snug red jumper instead of the leotard.

Herb: Pathetic!

Ukyo: Eek!

Kodachi: Ah!

Herb floats a little off the ground, seeming imposing and domineering.

Herb: Did you really think I'd stand her and watch as you tried to hypnotise me?

Herb: Foolish girls! You dare to tangle with the Prince of the Musk?

Kodachi: Princess, she means.

Ranko: We've only got one shot at this!

Ranko lifts up her jumper to expose her boobs.

Ranko: How do you like these?

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Page 2: Kodachi's paralysis powder catches him by surprise.

Herb's ire is raised.

Herb: You... Dare mock me, phantasm?! Did the real Ranma not warn you what happened to those who earn my ire?

Ranko: Yep, he sure did! That's why - 

The next are over a series of small panels - Herb notices something coming in from the side. A bag, that he quickly blasts. He is then doused in paralysis powder

Herb's body suddenly freezes up, while Kodachi laughs into the back of her hand and Ranko tugs her jumper back down.

Kodachi: Ohohohoho!

Herb: Ack!

Ranko: We didn't use the paralysis powder until now.

Ukyo: Sugar, I'm totally gonna enjoy this.

Page 3: 

The three girls do a hypno-cheer routine for Herb.

Ukyo: There's no need to be stressed, watch our cheer and have a rest!

Herb: Grk! This lousy trick of yours.

Kodachi: As our skirts swish and sway, feel your brain melt away!

Herb: It won't work! My will is too strong!

Herb: You will R-E-G-R-E-T this!

Ranko: It's no use, soon you'll see, that you're not as cute as me!

Herb: How dare you treat me like -

Herb: Wait. What was that last one?

Page 4: The trio continue their cheering, while Herb falls under their spell. Intercut the shots of them cheering with shots of Herb changing clothes.

Narration: It's reverse psychology.

Ranko: Seems like you didn't hear, you are not cut out to cheer.

Narration: It's obvious. Insultingly obvious.

Ukyo: Around the edges you're too tough, you cannot be cute enough.

Narration: And yet... My will is being drained away as I watch them.

Kodachi: Try it out and then we'll see, just how girly you can be!

Narration: I... I have to prove them W-R-O-N-G!

Page 5: 

Mint and Lime come looking for Herb, and find 'her' cheering away with the rest of them.

Mint; You sure you saw Herb come this way?

Lime: Yes! Said something about 'old business to take care of'.

Herb: Oh, boys!

M+L: Huh?!

Herb is wearing a cheerleader outfit with a dragon theme to it. She's floating in mid air over the others and using gusts of wind as pompoms. Also, Herb is winking in a very cute and girly way. The three other girls are a fair bit behind her discussing things to themselves.

Herb: Teehee! You see? I can be totally C-U-T-E if I wanna be!

Ranko: So, are we locking that curse or taking Herb to the mansion?

Ukyo: I wanna see boy form Herb!

Kodachi: Hm... Give me five minutes with the broad and stupid looking one over there...