Script - Mariko's New Team, Kodachi (Patreon)

Page 1: Ukyo is strolling down the street in her new cheerleader attire, then suddenly Kodachi has her wrapped up in a ribbon
U: Huh? Hey!
K: Ohohohohohohoho!
U: Kodachi?
K: That's right, feeble minded chef! You have fallen victim to the Black Rose!

Page 2: While Ukyo is tied up, Kodachi belittles her for falling for the cheerleading hypnosis, and for  believing that she could ensnare the black rose. Ukyo denies that they  were interested in her at all
U: What are you up to this time?
K: Me? How foolish! I am not the one brainwashing the weak willed and foolish into joining your little cheerleading team.
Kodachi is feigning swooning, with her the back of her hand against her forehead.
K: No doubt you were planning on subduing me at my home, but I decided to attack first, in all fairness -
U: We weren't going to recruit you.

Page 3: Kodachi's  upset by what Ukyo is saying. First frame has her frozen in place in  the same pose as the last panel of the first one, with a nervous tic  added under an eye.
K: ...
Kodachi gets into Ukyo's face, obviously angry.
K: Pardon? You were not going to recruit moi?
U: Uh, no? Why would we? You're crazy, sugar.
K: I'm not crazy! What are you - ?
U: Besides, out of all the girls after Ranma, you're the only one  that no boy has shown any interest in.
U: So, why would we want to recruit you?
Kodachi grits her teeth at this last remark.

Page 4: Kodachi protests that she would make an excellent cheerleader and sets out to prove it.
K: You dare mock the Black Rose? Very well then!
She  tosses out a cloth to cover herself, and when it clears she's wearing a  black rose motif cheerleader uniform, and doing her trademark laugh
K: Ohohoho! You see? This is what you're missing out on!
U: Oh, please!

Page 5
U: Cheerleading's more than filling out the uniform. Let's see what you can really do.
K: With pleasure!

While Kodachi shows off what she can do, Ukyo frees herself from the ribbon

Page 6

Kodachi is bouncing around with her pompoms, while Ukyo, now free of the  ribbon, is twirling a baton in front of her. There are spirals in her  eyes.
U: Remind me, sugar. Who was weak willed and foolish again?
K: I am! I completely fell for your obvious ruse! Ohohohoho!