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Totally Legit Recap: "Celestial Advice" Season 7 Episode 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2017-08-01 06:26:15
Imported:
2020-06

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I thought I'd do a slightly longer video for episode one since we didn't have a 2-part premiere this season. Anyway, I've spent 27 of the past 48 hours editing this thing together, and I am fucking exhausted. Fortunately, we've got the rest of the week before the season starts back up, so I'm going to take that time to drink some beer, get stoned, jerk off and watch cartoons.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this one, because despite it being a pain in the ass at times, I really had fun making it (especially that little song at the end).

So yeah, enjoy, and feel free to ask me stuff because I respond on here way fucking more than youtube since...you know...you guys fucking pay me. Other than that, have fun and see you next week when the ride kicks back into high gear.

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Totally Legit Recap: "Celestial Advice" Season 7 Episode 1

Twilight realizes she might have to kick Glimmy off the show. Sunbutt is as helpful as ever. Spike is sick of this shit. Give me money so I can take my waifu out for spaghetti: https://www.patreon.com/DWK Seriously, this is my job now. Intro Music: "Lowrider" by Cypress Hill (cover) Outro Music: Twilight and Celestia's private afterparty If you have any questions, the answer is bepis.

Comments

Anonymous

Glad to see this video finally came and is hilarious as always man. Been waiting since this episode came out to see you make a joke on the fantasizing shit, and it was amazing.

Harmless Kitten

Do you know what I utterly, absolutely, entirely DESPISE about your video series? That it takes me for-friggin-ever to watch a new video. Not that I postpone watching it - I usually try to watch it as soon as you post it. No, it's the fact that you put so much content in there, so many jokes, so much stuff that my brain can't take it all in at once. So, I spend the entire first time watching it going back every few seconds, pausing, reading/viewing, then re-starting the video. It's like a blitzkrieg of humor for the mind. Do you know how long this video took to watch? 25 minutes. 25 MINUTES. That's more than TWICE the length of the actual video. You just have to put so much blipping work into these things that I have re-watch the video more than once, because I know that I undoubtedly missed things, despite my constant stopping-and-starting. And the worst part? The worst part is that because you put so much effort into it, I feel like I'm cheating you. A dollar per video is not enough. So now, if I don't up my patronage, I feel like a jerk. So the next time you're enjoying an Arrogant Bastard (which is amazing, by the way; thank you for introducing me to it), I just want you to think about the guilt that you're causing.

Harmless Kitten
>>6446207

tl;dr - please excuse my autistic screeching, and please accept more money in response to your excellent work.

LockeRobster

Darling! Great show as always mang. I made something for you, its not a sketch but I hope you still get a kick out of it; <a href="http://imgur.com/KUrEruu" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/KUrEruu</a>

Anonymous

And right after I make a joke about you killing yourself with hash and auto-asphyxiation. Way to spoil the air, man. j/k

Anonymous

Dude! This shit is what keeps me going! Its either this or drink till my liver gives out. Or my wifu sucks my off (apple jack) till my nuts are dry.

Bob Hershey

Yeah, Glim-Glam does seem to connect well with the rejects. I seem to be the opposite...I seem to attract the rejects in the fandom and it irritates the hell out of me. I don't mean those who just have autism...I know several autistic bronies and they're cool to hang with. I mean the basket-case need-to-be-shipped-off-to-the-special-camp-across-town total fucktards that are attracted to me like metal shards to a magnet. By comparison Maud, Trixie and even Discord would be a pleasure to hang with.

Anonymous

&gt;but I am actually this fucking sentimental Same. And I fucking love the idea that Starlight is the element of empathy. Any chance you're coming to Bronycon?

Anonymous
>>6446633

Studio dwk: delivering the best in animation compromisation.

Anonymous
>>6465214

I think he's said elsewhere it's not in the cards for him due to living across the country or some shit. We'd, like, all have to be so incredibly moronic as to band together to give him even more money just to get him to go and have hotel accomodations/food money. I mean, come on, we're not THAT far gone. (quick somebody make a gofundme)

C_II_R

I really enjoyed University Days, and am always sad that Playing with my Heart is dead :'(

DWK
>>6446207

Dude, thank you. I'm glad there are people who bother to go through and find every dumb little joke and easter egg I throw in these things. I try to make it so that they aren't necessary to understanding/enjoying the video, but it makes me happy to know that some folks actually look through them. Also, with the money, just give what you can spare, don't stretch your pocketbook. I'd rather have a hundred people give me one dollar than one person give me a hundred, if that makes any sense. Good to hear you've discovered the joys of the bastard. It really is one of the greatest commercially available beers out there imo.

DWK
>>6446633

Oh shit dude, that's fuckin sick. I'll have to find a way to put this to good use. Maybe as a channel banner? Anyway, thanks bro, you always make me awesome stuff and I don't really deserve it (keep doing it tho).

DWK
>>6456002

Dude, I know what it's like to be a sperg-magnet, definitely. I'd totally hang out with Glimmy's crew but I would probably end up screeching at Discord on a pretty regular basis. That guy just rubs me the wrong way so hard.

DWK
>>6465214

Unfortunately, no bronycon for me. I really hate traveling and its clear across the country.

DWK
>>6465214

Nah man, no gofundme. It's not that I couldn't afford the trip, it's that I just don't wanna go. I'm not a hikikomori or anything, but I really don't like leaving my town and I /hate/ leaving the state. Still, I appreciate the thought.

DWK
>>6469435

Yeah dude, I didn't even start reading Playing With My Heart because it was already dead by the time I found it. That's just ready-made disappointment.

Anonymous
>>6465214

I can totally relate with DWK when it comes traveling or moving my ass. But next week I do it because my holiday starts. And my 4 friends that I have are waiting, so can't let them down no matter how fuck-up society seems me I'll do it because I know it's gonna be fun &lt;3 ( at least in my head)

Anonymous

Warning the following message contains high doses of concentrated autism, in case of eye contact please see a led bullet. Hello mister DWK, or mister D dubs. I have a serious question to satisfy my autism dose for this week. Why do you say that Vinyl WAS a mascot. Is it just cause she's not in the center of attention anymore, or is it just to push the buttons of autists like myself, or is there any other totally legit reason behind that statement. I know my autism level is now going over nine thousand, but every time I rewatch this recap (I know it's even wrong to watch it once, but I have a serious problem an can't stop rewatching) I get offended when you say that. I alway wanted to think that I was not this far gone, that I would never offended by what someone random on the internet saying a random thing about a girly pony cartoon. Alas that is not true and I should be put down, but untill someone does the honorable thing by removing me from this world, I wish to know why would you say something like that. Thank you for your time mister dubs.

Anonymous
>>6469435

it's not dead!! you're dead... <a href="https://www.fimfiction.net/story/108466/playing-with-my-heart" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.fimfiction.net/story/108466/playing-with-my-heart</a>#comment/8217273 ... the next chapter is comming soon, and I hope it will come before half life 3!

C_II_R
>>6469435

OMC I've been waiting literally years for this! I should have suspected when it seemed like Player With My Heart was the only story ObabScribbler was leaving unfinished!