Upcoming Patreon-Exclusive: An AMAsturbation Audio Extravaganza! (Patreon)

As a special thank you to current patrons who have continued to support me during my recent hiatus, I would like to do an exclusive AMAsturbation audio! 

What is an AMAsturbation audio?? 

Well golly gee, that's a great question! I've never attempted something like this before, but this is a type of audio that used to be pretty well-received on GWA (back before they change the rules - AMAs are no longer allowed there). 

An AMAsturbation audio is basically an audio in which I answer questions about myself,  while masturbating! My normal none-masturbatory AMA on GWABackstage ended up being like 3 hrs long, so you can only imagine how long this audio will end up being (uh oh...) 😋

Who can ask questions??

I will be accepting questions from any of my current patrons, and anyone who was a patron from December to April. This is one of the little ways I hope to thank those of you who generously continued supporting me with your patronage even when I was not producing new content. 

What kind of questions can be asked? Is anything off limits? 

Ask me ANYTHING! Yes I will be touching myself, but the questions don't necessarily have to be sexual topics - I look forward to attempting to coherently answer any and all types of questions :D

Generally speaking, the only thing I would be hesitant to answer would be a question that could put my personal safety at risk. So, no I won't be sharing my real name or street address obviously. But other than that, I'm an open book! Feel free to ask literally anything, and if I feel it's too personal, I'll just let you know that I won't be able to answer it. But I think we all know that I'm pretty open and honest with my listeners :)

How many questions can each person ask???

As many as you want! I will do my best to answer all of them 😎

Whoa, really? What if there are hundreds of questions? How long will you masturbate for? 

Ahaha, BRING IT!! Let's find out together!!

Where should questions be submitted?

Preferably here, in the patreon comments for this post, so that others can see what is being asked! However if you prefer, you can also send me questions privately via Patreon PM or email sassmastah77@gmail.com. 

What is the deadline for submitting questions?

Hmm... well, I'd like to record it sooner rather than later... so let's say Tuesday April 25th will be the last day to send me your questions. Obviously if it's past that date and I haven't posted the audio yet, you can still send me your questions, I just may have already recorded, that's all. 

If you have any questions about this, please post them in the comments section of this post! Let's have some silly, rambly fun! 🤠