Aly and Wyatt React to the YouTube Contest Submissions (Patreon)

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2019-10-02 17:54:10

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2021-02

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You guys really came through for her and gave us a lot to choose from. Now the hard part is over and the voting begins. Vote on YouTube and on Patreon. POLLS are live now and end on October 10th 2019.

YOUR TOP 3

Meat The Parents by AssGass

Today, My boyfriend's parents invited me over to spend the day with the three of them. His parents were very nice and welcomed me into their home. They cooked a shit ton of food and all of my favorites. There was macaroni and cheese, baked beans, cheese burgers and even baby backed ribs! Unfortunately, I am lactose intolerant and the cheese got to me, like Burrito Barn. This was my first time spending the night at his parents house, so I didn't want them to know or hear me destroying their bathroom, so I waited until night time when everyone was asleep to use the one bathroom they had to handle my business. So I turned on the water and shit my brains out! Oh it felt good to release!! Upon finishing, I discovered there was NO TOILET PAPER...UGH!! So, I sneaked out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles and scooted to the nearby closet. I searched high and low when I found some on the very bottom shelf. As I bent over to pick it up I heard his dad laugh and say “I wanted to get a burger but didn't realize the buns were in the closet!” Humiliated, I pulled my pants up as fast as I could and ran the my ass and the toilet paper back into the bathroom....FML ENDING: Aly is about to leave with her boyfriend when she over hears his dad tell him... “You really are a lucky one, son. She's got a whole lot to offer.” Boyfriend: “Thanks dad. I'm glad you got to got to know her.” Boyfriend's dad: I certainly did! He smiles at her as she hides her face.

Ex-Laxatives by Ollie Compton

Today, I went on this date with this guy I admittingly had my hopes up about. He took me to a nice restaurant and I dressed for the part. When the waiter came over to our table, it was MY EX-BOYFRIEND! Things didn't end well for us, but he seemed to be professional about the situation, so I let it ride. After a few drinks and appetizers, I felt pretty gassy...I even let one or two slip....*to herself “he didn't hear that, he didn't hear that”...He kept the conversation going, so I think I'm in the clear. *farts again...which causes him to pause his conversation and her to panic. “Excuse me. I have to go powder my nose!” As I ran to the restroom, I spotted my ex snickering....”God damn it, that son of a bitch spiked my drink!” As I sat on the toilet and shit my ever loving brains out...”Okay, its over....that sucked, but you got through it...” Of course there was NO toilet paper in the stall!! I quickly checked all of the stalls and they were ALL OUT!! So, with my underwear around my ankles, I quickly scooted across to the men's restroom...which was only urinals...F**k My...OH god I have to go again!! *she jumps onto a urinal and destroys it...LIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE!!!

Dumb and Dumber parody by AV2017

Today, my roommate and I ended our fight over this hot guy we met at the bar when he asked me out first. Defeated, but not sore, she conceded and offered up a congratulatory toast before my big date. I was a bit nervous, so I chugged it down. Soon after arriving at his house, my stomach went south! I had to immediately ask where the bathroom was. “Hey, can I use your bathroom? I need to uhhh, freshen up.” He said “Upstairs, third door on the left.” I ran so fast, and must have checked every door in desperate need to find relief. FINALLY I found the toilet, ripped down my pants and EXPLODED into the bowl!!....Why? Why now? I Didn't even have Burrito Barn today...My roommate...SHE DID THIS!! THAT BITCH!! My roommate Spiked my drink with laxatives to get back at me....FML ENDING: She's finally done and breathing a sigh of relief as she stands up. Suddenly her date knocks on the door. “Hey, are you alright in there? Don't flush the toilet, its been broken for a while. I use the one in the basement.” She tries the handle with no results. Panic consumes her face. THE END

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WE REACT TO THE CONTEST SUBMISSIONS & TOP 3 ANNOUNCEMENT.

Top 3 announced at 30:18 Aly and Wyatt react to the contest submissions and announce the top three. Aly's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/officialalyxandria/ Meat The Parents by AssGass Today, My boyfriend's parents invited me over to spend the day with the three of them. His parents were very nice and welcomed me into their home. They cooked a shit ton of food and all of my favorites. There was macaroni and cheese, baked beans, cheese burgers and even baby backed ribs! Unfortunately, I am lactose intolerant and the cheese got to me, like Burrito Barn. This was my first time spending the night at his parents house, so I didn't want them to know or hear me destroying their bathroom, so I waited until night time when everyone was asleep to use the one bathroom they had to handle my business. So I turned on the water and shit my brains out! Oh it felt good to release!! Upon finishing, I discovered there was NO TOILET PAPER...UGH!! So, I sneaked out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles and scooted to the nearby closet. I searched high and low when I found some on the very bottom shelf. As I bent over to pick it up I heard his dad laugh and say “I wanted to get a burger but didn't realize the buns were in the closet!” Humiliated, I pulled my pants up as fast as I could and ran the my ass and the toilet paper back into the bathroom....FML ENDING: Aly is about to leave with her boyfriend when she over hears his dad tell him... “You really are a lucky one, son. She's got a whole lot to offer.” Boyfriend: “Thanks dad. I'm glad you got to got to know her.” Boyfriend's dad: I certainly did! He smiles at her as she hides her face. Ex-Laxatives by Ollie Compton Today, I went on this date with this guy I admittingly had my hopes up about. He took me to a nice restaurant and I dressed for the part. When the waiter came over to our table, it was MY EX-BOYFRIEND! Things didn't end well for us, but he seemed to be professional about the situation, so I let it ride. After a few drinks and appetizers, I felt pretty gassy...I even let one or two slip....*to herself “he didn't hear that, he didn't hear that”...He kept the conversation going, so I think I'm in the clear. *farts again...which causes him to pause his conversation and her to panic. “Excuse me. I have to go powder my nose!” As I ran to the restroom, I spotted my ex snickering....”God damn it, that son of a bitch spiked my drink!” As I sat on the toilet and shit my ever loving brains out...”Okay, its over....that sucked, but you got through it...” Of course there was NO toilet paper in the stall!! I quickly checked all of the stalls and they were ALL OUT!! So, with my underwear around my ankles, I quickly scooted across to the men's restroom...which was only urinals...F**k My...OH god I have to go again!! *she jumps onto a urinal and destroys it...LIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEE!!! Dumb and Dumber parody by AV2017 Today, my roommate and I ended our fight over this hot guy we met at the bar when he asked me out first. Defeated, but not sore, she conceded and offered up a congratulatory toast before my big date. I was a bit nervous, so I chugged it down. Soon after arriving at his house, my stomach went south! I had to immediately ask where the bathroom was. “Hey, can I use your bathroom? I need to uhhh, freshen up.” He said “Upstairs, third door on the left.” I ran so fast, and must have checked every door in desperate need to find relief. FINALLY I found the toilet, ripped down my pants and EXPLODED into the bowl!!....Why? Why now? I Didn't even have Burrito Barn today...My roommate...SHE DID THIS!! THAT BITCH!! My roommate Spiked my drink with laxatives to get back at me....FML ENDING: She's finally done and breathing a sigh of relief as she stands up. Suddenly her date knocks on the door. “Hey, are you alright in there? Don't flush the toilet, its been broken for a while. I use the one in the basement.” She tries the handle with no results. Panic consumes her face. THE END