Patreon Prompt 166 (Patreon)

Prompt: A fit man is hired to test a new AI personal trainer. An error in the AI programming causes its prime directive to make its client into a fat slob.

   Going against his standard jock physique, Aiden graciously accepted the opportunity to participate in a groundbreaking event in fitness technology. Standing with his hands on his well-toned hips, he smirked at the metal box that held the state of the art fitness AI that would be watching him over the course of the month. With plenty of funding from the lab and more than enough eagerness for playing his part in technology right out of a sci-fi novel, he turned the AI on with the order to ensure his body was at peak performance.

   In the brain of the computer, the order was heard loud and clear. However, someone at the lab, either accidentally or baring spite for their fellow researchers, had turned the AI’s parameters for a healthy lifestyle in the opposite direction. Multiple times the AI stopped Aiden mid-work out for a nap to relax, even if he had barely started. Instead of his usual protein shakes and salads, the AI ensured that most of the day was spent with him chugging down sugary drinks and junk food. Though it was obvious from the outside what was happening, Aiden’s own belief that the AI knew best led to his catastrophic change in lifestyle.

   When the researchers finally breached the experimental home, they followed the horrid stench to find Aiden where he always was. Laid up on the couch, taking up the entirety of it with his massive rear, the former jock barely acknowledged the researchers as he guzzled down a tub of ice cream. Tossing away the emptied out container, he let out a burp that sent a spray of leftover ice cream across his five chins, sagging pecs, and enormous gut. Scratching at the thick armpit hair buried beneath his blubbery arms, it took the sound of the scientists coughing on the aftermath of one of his farts for him to notice his guests.

   Welcoming them in with a grin stretched across his plump face, Aiden thanked them for the opportunity to become his best self. Thought the scientists tried to get him to see that he had become an absolute slob, they were drowned out by his brainwashed mind and gas expulsions from both of his ends. Forcing out the researchers with one last PHRRRRRRTTTT from his rear, Aiden settled in for another evening with just himself and the ultimate AI for obtaining the perfect body.