Patreon Prompt 161 (Patreon)

Prompt: In the far flung future there is only fat! Fat & the slobs who spread that fatness via fattening beams.

   The metropolis that was Neo New York looked as promising as ever. Hover cars zoomed near the city’s dome on the way to carry their productive citizens to their jobs. Robots roamed the streets to take care of menial labor so people could focus on their passions and careers. It was a perfect place, making it the perfect target for unbridled chaos.

   A ship in the shape of a bean bag chair came slamming through the protective barrier. All at once, the citizen’s stopped what they were doing to gawk at the craft. The doughy shape indicated that it was the invading slobians, a race devoted to pure hedonism. Though the city’s military face were already mobilizing to take on the threat, Neo New York’s fate had already been sealed.

   Weapons began to emerge across the ship’s exterior. Each cannon took aim at a different citizen and unleashed a zap of the alien’s fattening ray. When a person was struck, their weight sky rocketed, leaving them as little more than sentient blobs of flesh. To go along with their hundreds of pounds of added weight, the rays’ effects wreaked havoc on their digestive system to spout out gas from both ends to further spread the corruption. The people’s initial screams turned into a mix of heavy breathing and content belches as one by one the entire population fell to the alien’s attack.

   Aboard the ship, a gelatinous orb of green flesh sat in her chair and watched the chaos unfold. Looking through the streets, she was pleased to see the robots stop what they were doing to serve their newly slobbified citizens. The fear and worry in the people’s eyes stopped the moment they wrapped their mouths around a hunk of food, or they managed to slam their bodies together to explore one another’s flab. Letting out a prolonged fart to celebrate her victory over another human colony, the slobian redirected her ship to the next target. Soon, all of the galaxies would fall into true way of living.