Patreon Prompt 87 (Patreon)

Prompt: When a restaurant can’t find proper seating for a very, VERY large woman, she threatens to sit on her waitress. A nearby waiter with a crush on the waitress volunteers instead, earning a date in the process.

   “Waitress!” Tela shouted, re-wetting her plump lips with a sip of wine.

   “Yes miss?” Nina replied, looking over Tela’s enormous, 1000 pound body wrapped in a sequin, red dress.

   “This chair is too uncomfortable. I want you to fix it.”

   Nina shuddered as she recalled what Tela’s usual solution to her problem was. “I-if you say so miss. Let me just-“

   “I’ll take care of it,” Vincent announced, coming to the rescue with a blanket over his shoulders.

   Sliding himself into place, Vincent winced as he heard and watched Tela take her place above him. He managed to shoot Nina a smile moments before the obese woman sent her body crashing down on him. Weathering through Tela’s hundreds of pounds of fat as it bounced along his back, Vincent clenched his fingers and hoped his body would survive. The motivation of finally getting to ask Nina out on a date would have to do if he ever hoped to escape Tela’s behemoth backside in one piece.