Patreon Prompt 50 (Patreon)

Prompt: A time traveler drops their lunch into the primordial soup at the dawn of creation, causing a butterfly effect when they return to the present day that leaves them and the rest of the world stuck as big fat blueberry human hybrids.

   Careful not to step on anything resembling developing life, Vanessa set her sights on the metal cylinder that had led her to arguably the biggest mistake in human history. Slamming herself into the time machine, she set the coordinates to the present time. Her efforts were hindered by the sticky residue of the blueberry snack cake clinging to her fingers. Forcing back the image of herself dropping her food into the primordial soup, she slammed her hand against the return button to send the machine tumbling through time.

   Arriving at the modern age within seconds, Vanessa realized she had landed far from her lab. Glancing through the window at the scenery of a local park, everything seemed mostly the same. That was until she noticed a multitude of sticky blue trails leading towards the parks’ visitors.

   Vanessa’s mouth hung open in awe as she watched people waddle by her pod to the sound of liquid sloshing about in their obese forms. The clothes wrapped around their pudgy forms did little to hide the deep shades of blue across their bodies. Trickles of blueberry juice leaked from the nipples of men and women alike, a few even taking the time to sample one another’s flavors as a form of greeting. Gazing at the results of her recklessness, Vanessa mindlessly stepped out of the time pod.

   The moment her foot touched the ground, her body lurched forward. Her fall was broken by the swollen, juice-filled belly that had sprung up around her mid-section. Wobbling about on her still growing stomach, she watched as her clothes ripped apart under the duress of her expanding mass. Lying on her gut with blueberry juice leaking from her plump breasts, she could only watch as a crowd of people gathered around to stare at her humiliating position. Considering how she had made irreversible damage to the timeline, it was the least she could do to try and repent for her poor eating habits.