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I always come back to strapless ballgowns. Not a huge surprise- they're a perfect mix of sexy, classy and accident-prone. They stay up in defiance of gravity and a woman's natural shape. 

But if I had to blame a specific culprit or two, it would be Madonna's "Material Girl" video (sorry, I'm too young to remember the Marilyn Monroe's "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8&list=PLbuDayoR3JeCdblp71OMWTdxABo76qE7C

OR- and this is weird-

The Woody Woodpecker cartoon "The Woody Woodpecker Polka" (https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=490684821500110) Sorry, best link i could find.

It's a miracle my young brain didn't end up sexually attracted to woodpeckers...