beWilder’s Wildest: Round #1, Match #7 – Quiet vs Alice Wyrick! (Patreon)

Greetings, from the lost lands and sands of beWilder Island! Caroline coming at you again! Fresh out of the showers and Henna free again. That’s because we’ve got a fresh match up to spin at you right here and right now. Week #6 is all behind us, time for week #7 and match #7! Time to turn up the heat and the sun as we’ve got 2 fresh-to-the-tournament beautiful bodies to get in the competitive spirit! Shall we, all? Of course we will, you know that.

We’re closing in on the end of Round 1, as we’re up to the penultimate match up and penultimate pair of girls in the hunt for the title. Today we’ll be settling the 3rd seating on the right side of the brackets and the 7th of 8 slots in the quarterfinals. Whichever girl wins here this week will at worst win as much as she loses, while the loser will find herself out on her sand-speckled butt like the 6 before her. Both ladies today come from different levels of the villain side… “Antagonist” I should say, but let’s face it… What’s really at question is will Quiet’s short stints thus far in “AoH: The Last Raider” be the second-best thing she’s got going on for her, or will it be the case that hatchet-gal Alice will be holding her oppenent's tongue? She’s nothing if not a hard worker, doing her part to take down the top tier ladies for her boss… Speaking of whom… This bout was to be all about the survival of hygiene and sanitation, as without care and attention to the little things, island life can become very infectious, though not in a good way. That was until our lead sponsor Salvatore stuck his fingers in the planning since he’s “providing 1 half of the entertainment this match”. Now it’s more of a… lets call it “housekeeping” and say that’s still part of what sanitation was supposed to mean…

… I suppose with 6 now empty beds it is starting to get a lot more dusty around the lodgings, so at least he has a point there… Let’s ask the girls how they feel as they make their appeals!

Quiet

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*Uuhh*… Has anyone actually checked this girl for heatstroke? Nobody? Anyone even care…? Never mind then… Continue… *Sigh*.

Alice

“H-Hello! Hi there. I’m Alice and I’m ready to service you, Master. Any way you please… I’m fully on loan from Mr. Salvatore’s personal collection for as long as you vote to keep me… *Errr*… (*Muttered*) I can’t believe I said that… I used to have dignity *Tsk*… *Soft smile* As you can see, I’m experienced from cook to cleaner and even… bedchamber maid specializing in “big knob polishing”… So please… Vote Hardworking and Ready to Please, Vote Alice!”

So, guys and dolls… Who’s staying to keep filling their own bed and who’s dusting the trail home?

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The Rules!

We’ll keep them simple, here they are:

- Vote for who you’d like to see through to the next round and live it up on the island. Maybe that’s who you think is most deserving, the most fun, the best suit to surviving or best suited to their swimsuit shown. It’s your choice.

- Any ties will be decided automatically: Highest Seed (as in highest number, the underdog) Wins!

- There are no other rules!

What They’re Playing For!

- Winner stays on into the next round and keeps their dreams of the crown alive, not to mention the other prizes

- Winner also stays to see extra concepts of her island life amongst the other winners. Remember to take that into account!

- Loser’s votes still count in determining positions 9-16 for the final contest rankings, plus future contest seeds (if we have any).

- Loser goes home, but not before we take her exit interview and see her off with last sights and sounds from her!

If you’ve read these posts before now, you’ll know what I’m to say here. It’s Round 1’s set list of rules all the way, no changes until we met Round 2. Same gains and same losses to both girls, winner and loser. Speaking of loser, with 2 slots left in the quarterfinals, that means we’ve still got 2 slots left on the bottom half of the leaderboard to settle as well. If your girl's the unlucky one this week, she’ll still need 4+ to stay off the floor and 14 or more to save as much face as possible, so vote-vote-vote, even if you fear a lost cause! Now then, over to Salvatore so he can meddle… *Err*… Promote even more!

Salvatore’s Premium Dish!

Good catch there, Caroline. It was almost you who was facing the prospect of being homeward bound after insulting the top sponsor like that… But I’ll forgive you. Just remember however, your seat beside me in studio is awfully lonely lately and I can see to it it’s fill by your buns or somebody elses… But ah, we’re here to sell food, aren’t we?

My Premium Dish of the 7th week, is a steaming pot of Bigos. Perfect for this occasion, wouldn’t you say? It’s a dish that’s slow cooked, sometimes for days, so it’ll be hot and ready for wolfing down come closing time for this contest meet. “Hunter’s Stew”, to all you non-Polish diners out there, combines the delightful hardiness of my precious head server Alice, with the killer instinct of this other woman on the list. I’ll admit she’s pretty, but she’s not a screamer, so that’s a bitter taste to shallow, unlike my sauerkraut and sausage Bigos stew! However, that being said, even as I have become accustomed to Easten Europe’s finer delights after eating up a whole lot of Alice, it’s not for everyone. Too much sausage and not enough clams in their diet, I know. So for that reason, should my tables be filled and in need of a less niche plating… That is to say, if I should fine 30+ voters here waiting to be served… I’ll have something else for them to drool over instead. Fair? Young Kate was adamant she get a chance to doll up our sweet Caroline in something youthful… read slutty… as the star of a fashion show. Get me those 30 votes and it shall be, instead of slapping down old messy cabbage and miched pork butt garbage in a pot.

Back to you girls then! Alice, don’t fail me now. Don’t.

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So I should hold on to zero hopes that Kate might actually make me look elegant if you all turn out and vote…? Fantastic…

… Well, at least I’m not in those black and white lacy numbers… Not yet anyways… So girls, it’s all for each of you to play for! Will we see the woman without a voice continue to contest for our most bejewelled crown? Will we see Alice serve up a defeat to keep her hopes alive and Sal’s interest in this contest with it, possibly? Will AoH slip another super-powered parody girl into the next set of matches for our fun, or will NTR pull off a coup and make it known that OCs are the real girls to beat? Come Thursday 1st of February at 23:99 GMT, we’ll find out who’s come 1st in this match, and which of those statements will hold up! Losers will get a direct trip to the other end of my microphone for a chatter like we do…

… So smash that vote button for your girl of choice, and we’ll see you again at Postgame #7! So as Spook would have me say… “Until then”…

Be voting for your babe and beWilder!