beWilder’s Wildest: Round #1, Match #2 - Post Match! (NSFW Version) (Patreon)

Hi out there and a springy hello from me, your hostess Caroline, back out of my swimsuit and back once again for our second crack at a post-game show! Welcome back to beWilder Island! What a week of buzz and voting action it’s been, so I for one am more than a little excited to tell you all about it… If a little shuddery to find myself beside one with… um… actual magical powers… But the show must go on, so let’s find her… Raven? Rav- Oh my!

*Ooff*… *Aaahh*… *Naaah*! Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck! M-More…! *Haff* *Haa* Sh-Shit…! W-Why isn’t this e-enough? What the Hell is this Island br-bringing out in m-me? *Urrgh* *Shudder*…! *Ffsssh* H-How… How can I make bathwater, denser or th-thicker…?

… I’m sorry, but that’s not a question on my list… And you are the one supposed to provide the answers today…

Wh-What the…?! Holy fuck! What’re you doing…?! This is the ladies’ bathroom, and pr-private time! *Aaahh*! *Pant*… *Pant-pant*…! Oh my G-God, is that a camera…?! *Whimper*…

Yes… *Blush*. I’m sorry Ms. Roth, but while this is the only plumbed bathroom, that you’ve been hogging all morning to the point of complaints being filed, it is not “private time”. This is you scheduled post-game sh-*err*… Interview… I’m afraid we’re live and must keep rolling. If you’d care to… *umm*… “Finnish”, I’ll introduce the segment…

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… Here we are, post Match #2 of 16! *Blush*. Still in the settling dust as we winnow the field down another body and decided on our second sweetheart to make the final 8. Selina “Catwoman” Kyle vs Rachel “Raven” Roth, the meeting is over and we have a winner! What a surprising upset it was, too, if I may say so! While turnout was down from our opener last week by about 8.5%, it was still a shoot out of votes that kept our attentions until the end. Congratulations to Selina, who has become our biggest upset artist of both bWW! events thus far. Consolations to Rachel, who seems to be consoling herself very well at the moment, and who also tried, but her magic couldn’t carry the day, and so has been made to reappear here with me now.

H-… Hey. Hi. *Embarrassed blushing*… I… I don’t have to stop, d-do I…? Once I start, I can’t-… *Nhaa*… And you did b-barge i-in…

*Umm*… I don’t think I can physically stop you, s-so… *Stare*… L-Let’s go on as we meant to continue, yes? As only seems fair, we’ll start with the results. The final score ended at 20-13 to your opponent Cat, though watchers of each step along the way will know it was closer than that for most of the match. Only at the end did she pull out by more than 3-4 votes. That said, you trailed the whole way from right after vote 1. Tell us about it?

If you really want me to… I’ll admit, I’m as surprised as everyone else. I figured I had it won before we started, but that’s not to say I didn’t actually try. Look at this, I scooped up all but the one fish she got out of that ocean and I still lost? *Sniffle*. I did… I did actually want to win, despite my… I’ll call it “gloom”. I’m not sure where all those votes I pulled in during the Battle of the Babes with Lara only a year ago went… Well, obviously to Cat… *Groan*.

At least Cat wanted it too, and she probably deserves the win after all I was told has happened to her in Agents of Heels, so I can’t be too depressed about it. She… S-She and that tight little ass of hers… *Gulp*… *Soft pant*… N-No, forget it! Don’t press me, please, I don’t want to finish that thought right now…! *Forced calming breath*.

Okay. That’s fine, take a moment if you need… Let’s keep talking about you instead? I’m sorry to say that in this single elimination contest, your 1 loss is your last one, so care to elaborate on your performance, as short as it was? A wildcard with talk of podium placement out on her butt after Round 1… People want to know.

I… What can I really say? Even I don’t know what happened, do I? It almost sounds like you’re trying to rub it in. Podium placement might be a bit much, even if a girl like me can dream… Could dream. *Discontented sigh*. At least the tournament is that much more exciting. I can only hope it was fans turning out to positively support a partially overlooked senior girl and not because of anything I’ve done… or am? Let’s hope I do better in my next match, if I ever get one again, and Cat does as good in hers too against Lara. If she beat me she deserves a shot at the podium, or at least the final 4.

L-Listen, Miss… *Ehh*… Am I really going to have to leave the island? It’s hot, and humid, and Hell… believe me I have an inkling of what I’m talking about, but… b-but even so… Being surrounded by girls… sexy girls… doing all sorts of stuff… *Rising panting*… Do I really have to go back home to seclusion? P-Please?

I… Well… I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules so I can’t help you there. Maybe I can help you look on the bright side? You pulled in a full 13 Votes in your match, which isn’t bad given the overall vote pool. That would have be enough to hold a high final rank in loser’s grouping in the 2018 contest… However… It puts you a vote below fellow ousted girl Kelsey, and leaves you vying for a place between 10th and 16th today. Thoughts?

13 isn’t what I’d have called my goal, but when I think about it as 13 living, breathing, lusting fans and me… *Ooh*… *Biting lip*… I’d better not, it could set me off! *Forced calming breath*…

… 10th to 16th, huh? Damn. Not even in the top half because of the rules here, but ruled out of the single digits too? *Sad moan*… Which one is the girl that beat my total, again? Who’s Kelsey? I don’t know many of the other girls.

W-Who’s Kelsey? Don’t say that, you’ll get her over here and we’ll all suffer for it! Let’s move on, please. Let’s just move on. Quickly now!

Let’s change tact from here, yes? And if you could also change attire along the way, that would be a lot less… Distrac- Help! A lot more helpful!

If you insist, hand me my jacket from the towel rack? My magic muscles are a little worn out right now… Thanks. Where too?

Throwing on a hoodie and switching to manual action wasn’t what I had in m-… It doesn’t matter… Let’s talk, while you… Yeah. So… With not much else to say about your 1-match run in the contest, let’s spend a little time with you and get to know you while we have you… What’s next for Raven? Or do you prefer to be called Rachel?

Either’s fine. Rachel is the name I was given by my grandparents who took care of me, but the me inside that I try keep apart from, her name is Rav-… *Err*… Look, it’s all complicated. Let’s just say they are both me… I mean, both are my names. I’ll respond to either… You can actually call me anything you like and you’ll probably get a reaction. From me or my body… *Err*. *Cringe*. F-Forgot I just said that, please!

What’s next for me…? I don’t honestly know. No animations, that’s all I know now that I’m out. Not until the winner gets her fair prize… If that turns out well there may be hope for all us girls, yeah? I don’t exactly have a game or a comic of my own to go back to… All I’ve got are my lame attempts at surviving the college experience and trying to live my superhero fantasies. But one of the guys here, the one who made me the wildcard, he’ll probably insist that I turn up for holidays and concepts for him still… I’d like that… Also the fact I have the biggest chest in the whole damn beWilderverse will get me some work for sure… But I’ll probably have to be passed over for some of the winning girls more often, huh? That’s kind of a big part of this whole contest thing, right? Back to holing myself up in sequestered seclusion so I don’t… I don’t… Y-Y’know… Though if I ever do become an… ‘R’ word myself, at least Cat has experience in holding up to that rough treatment…

True. That’s another interesting note in this week’s match, in fact! To think, the biggest chest in the whole roster here, not just the tournament but the whole locker room to date, got knocked to the curb by the smallest. Wow! Knowing our fans, or so I’m told, that’s a shocker!

You really are trying to rub it in! First you stick this g*ngerbang idea in my head with “13 votes” and insist I stop petting my kitty, all while you keep on talking to me, and you mock me for it all too…?

No, I didn’t mean it that way, I… I… What’s happening to your eyes? They weren’t red a second ago, were they? Weren’t they an oddly also unnatural purple…? *Gulp*… L-Let me ask you this then before you get any ideas…!

[BONUS BACKER QUESTION] What have you been doing with your last few days of island time?

*Urck*… Same thing as always, pretty much… As much as I try, I can’t get through the day without big hits of the 3 M’s… You know… Meditating, Man-watching, and… Masturbating… Sometimes 2 or all 3 at once… *Self-loathing sigh*. I guess “Man-watching” is really people watching, or just “women watching” here, but still… I can’t help but stare from afar at what I can’t have… “Can’t” isn’t strictly true, though. Not with these powers… So “shouldn’t” is the real word for it, and hence all the masturbating and meditating to keep my head clear… This place really is Hell for that. It’s hot bodies no matter where I hide away, other than in that bathroom for the most part…

… At least I don’t have to added stress of college and mean girls on top of it all here… Though sometimes I do miss my old uniform… Most college girls don’t wear there high school uniform in, but sometimes I… I have a cosplay kink, ok? Well, a super hero kink that’s fed by a cosplay kink, but with my powers I could actually become a sup- *Gah*! Why are we even talking about th-this…?!

Who do you think you will be backing in the contest from here on?

The F’ do I know?! *Forced calming sigh*…!

The flower girl. She had one in her hair, once. Her, I think… I haven’t had a chance to meet most of the women enough to get to know them, I’ve only watched from afar to be safe, but her… She was nice. I think she noticed I couldn’t handle the sun, even being from California, and she wanted to help… I think Sandra was her name…? No, wait…

Asana! Like the spiritual positions… Yeah. It was Asana. She was Indian, I’m pretty sure. She complimented my bindi, even though that’s not what it is, but I wasn’t going to explain… She seemed pretty cool, actually. At least I could talk to her about spirituality and stuff without it getting preachy… Maybe she can help me with my inner demon…? *Eh* “Demons”… It’s just an expression!

… Beyond her, I don’t know. Cat beat me, so her winning wouldn’t be so bad. For her, and me… Lara either… I remember her being cool… and I see why she was picked as Champion before too… But I think I’ll stick to Asana.

How nice. It’s refreshing to have an interviewee that’s not so hostile and vindictive… Speaking of which, I have an appointment to keep pretty soon. *Whimper*. Before that though, a last question… And by all means, take as long as you want to rant and rant with it! Is there anything you’d like to say to your fans or the public out there before you say goodbye to bWW! 23?

I suppose there’s a lot I could say, but I won’t… I shouldn’t…

I’ll say thank you for your votes, at least. They mean a lot to me… Makes me think what you might have wanted from me in return for them and that gets m-me… *Drool*… S-See, this is why I shouldn’t have opened my mouth!

*Pant*… *Pant*… Oh. I do have one more thing I want off my chest. I might have messed up big time saying I hated it here… I do, but I also don’t… I really don’t. Being “trapped” on a deserted island with plenty of other, varied girls, each with talents and their own kinds of kinks… F-Fuck… *Fssh*… It’s both Heaven and Hell, but it’s something I really did want to get to stay in and maybe… just maybe… work my magic? S-Since nobody was here to see, I…

*Urgh*. Maybe it’s best I do go home. Now… *Gulp*. You might have to drag me to the boat though… Or will my 13 fans be there waiting for me?!

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And on that risky note, we really should end this here. Do you need to see a doctor, Raven? Or maybe an exorcist? While you decide that, I’m afraid I’ve got to pass you all over to Salvatore still enjoying the vented luxury of the studio for the last question of the day, as I… I have my own blonde drill sergeant to meet up with and put me through my paces… Good luck.

Hello? Is this thing on? Am I speaking to one Rachel Roth at present? Am I being heard…?

Yeah. That’s me… You’re Salvatore…?

Why yes I am, my darling. That’s the very name of the man who’s got you in his firm grasp- *Ah*… helping hands, rather!

Don’t take this the wrong way, but you remind me of my father… There’s a dark vibe around you, so much so I can tell over the phone line. I think I might regret this, but what’s your question for me? Are you going to ask me to bring you my used underwear or something? As part of ‘contest memorabilia’ or whatever?

Of course I am not, my dear. We both know you have it in you to do a lot more for me than just that, though speak to me again after we cut broadcast and we may discuss trading items from our respective collections of other’s juice-enriched garments, yes?

It’s a rare and exciting thing for a man like me to hold a power like yours in my hands. It’s a shame it didn’t come later in the contest when I could perhaps leverage your bottled-up hedonistic impulses into very devilish delights, but even so I feel as if I can coax a good time out of you yet. The fans reached my requested total votes once again, and so I’m instilling in you the privilege to make use of my boon… You’ll get to stay on the island one more week and take out your loser’s frustrations on an obligated target… Caroline in fact! But only if you make it worth my while…

… So what would your 1 wish be, my little demonette?

It will have to be broadcastabile…?

Oh-ho! Not a second’s hesitation. You really do have a dark side. But sadly, yes, we must comply with FCC, BBC, ALL-BS and of course, all local laws of consent and decency, even on this tacky island. However, after the state we caught you in this morning to start, which the beWildernauts have all seen by now, is it going to be more distinct it may matter?

It could. It’s going to mean a lot of my ideas can’t be done, they are way more intense then keeping my hands to myself... My top half-dozen would get us shut down… *Urgh* I don’t think I should do this… Unless…

… What if… Can we do something a bit “more” if the victim… *Ah*… ‘Sub’, even… is for sure willing? Because if I volunteer myself and we make Caroline do it as the ‘Domme’, it’ll count… Right?

Oh… Oh yes, I can indeed make that work. A few perks paid at my expense to behind to scenes to my sub-sponsors and the people holding the power reigns upstairs, but I sure will make that happen, if the votes materialize, boosting my own visibility in turn. Please, your idea now?

We’ll need a ball gag, and a feather or similar, and some leather or latex wear in Caroline’s size… That’s all I’m willing to say for now so I don’t set myself off early. Imagination alone can do that to me… and I’m already real close to the edge after… What I was doing alone… *Blush*.

Challenge heartily accepted!

… Oh… and the element of surprise… That’ll only make it better for m-*aah*… for the post-show… Yeah. I… I never figured getting barged in on while I’m… “Busying Myself” could be a rush, maybe it’ll be the same if you… *Moan*. N-No, I’d better not! Not yet! G-Get the camera out of my face, q-quick!

You’ve got it. A pleasure doing business with you. If you ever need a job, I’ve got a uniform set aside for you after today… Muhahaha! Best we cut to Ms. Caroline now before my own imagination sets me off as well and we get cancelled before our deal can come to fruition. Cut!

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Kelsey: Move, move, move it! Another pirouette,  on your toes this time. En pointe! *Gah*, you’re terrible! Music is a luxury out here, so use the ocean waves as your beat. Haven’t you ever danced before?

Caroline: Not on sand before! *Pant*. N-Not like this…!

*Tsk*. Excuses… You can still do it better. Like I taught you. Go!

But you didn’t teach me any moves, you just yelled “advice”. *Pant*!

And that advice was to do it good, wasn’t it? You should’ve learned that much after most of a week! Come on, you can’t be out of breath doing just this. I picked a flowy island routine for ya to be nice and everything, no pop’n’locks or even balancing on your hands or nothin’! Yah-yah! At least kick up some sand and get that ass dusty for me…

I think I’m at my limit, here… *Haaff*… *Phew*… *Wheeze*… If… If I “step it up” any more I’ll lose all the limited cover this robe even… even… *Haah*… g-gives…!

*Pfft*. You’re terrible. Stop. Stop it now. You’re embarrassing my professional pride here. You pass, a’ight? Not good enough for a letter grade but enough I’ll sigh off on Sally getting off that moonlit ass o’yours. Deal? And for the love of Broadway, take a dance lesson when you get home! You’d be laughed out of my Academy with that act, and by the 12-year-old junior trooper troupe at that!

D-Deal! Stop yelling at me!

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*Pant-pant-pant*! *Pant-pant*...! *Wheeze*…! *Phew*! I’m… I’m still alive! *Pant-pant*! My heart… My heart hasn’t… My legs might, but… *Wheeze*…! Let’s close this out before my vision goes dark or the sand in my panties reaches my… *Aah*! T-Too late…!

Th-That’s the postgame show for Round 1, Match 2! I’ll be right back here next week with our next unfortunate to leave beWilder Islandso early, as we… *Pant*… as we filter the fallout of our next match and perhaps whichever challenge Raven just set in my ab-*Huff… absence... If I’m even still alive by then…! F-Firstly though, we have to pick a new winner of the week to see through to Round 2, so join me again once more this weekend for Match 3! *Phew*… It’s our other wildcard Gwen “Spider-Gwen” Stacey, against baby-faced Bethany Fuller! See you then, when it can be anyone’s day to shine…!

… *Urrgh*… F’ me… and F’ Kelsey twice as much for that… What’s the line again? “Until when”…

Be staying on the island and beWilder!