Lara’s “No Nut” Buster, Part 3 – Tending to the Lady’s Garden (Patreon)

Hello again beWildernauts Brave and wilder, it’s overdue and overtime for some Lara love, much like the silly challenge she’s here to smite again! Ms. Croft, the Lady of the Manor, is taking things a step up (or a few as you may soon see), despite the busy bees that keep her grounds and stately home in fine shape… It getting colder outside, and hotter at the very same time, so let’s see what Part 3 of the Queen of the beWilderverse’shealth clinic has instore for us all!

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*SSsshh*! Keep it down, will you please…? I’m sorry, H-Hello there, good to see… see so much of you lately, but… *Whimper*… It’s one thing to allow my Father’s faithful valet of all those years Winston to stay and see me doing… This… But oh Lord have mercy if the whole house staff were to be summoned by suspicious noise…? What… *Soft Sigh* What would they all think…?

… What was I thinking myself at that…? It seems I’ve been getting a little wrapped up in the excitement of my task lately that I didn’t even give myself time to get wrapped up to fend off the nippy chill in the November air… as my own “nippies” clearly betray… *Shudder*. At least there is a well-tested way to keep warm. Care to join me at last…?

The challenge is mostly over now, and yet frustratingly many of you are still on track for jammy testicles by months end…! Winston here will tell you that’s not to be desired, avoided until age makes the call for you… I don’t think condescending you all will help the matter though, but what about con-descending to a very basic instinct instead…?

You might not be able to mastur-*Ehh*… “Jack off”, b-but since I’m not bound by rules and challenges, I certainly c-can, see…? *Shudder*! Ooohh… Oh, that’s rather good! Strangely it feels a lot more intense here on the Manor grounds than alone at camp on adventure…? I’ll have to explore this some more… Before the gardener comes this way again… *Aaahh* *Oooh* Oh bloody Hell, that… That…

… *Pant* *Pant*… Feels like that wasn’t a co-incidence… *Umm* Oh, yes. Yes. I haven’t forgotten about you, h-how could I? With you watching me out here… in the elements… exposed… *Pant*… Wouldn’t you care to come join me in the bush and feel the rush on Team Touch Yourself? Perhaps we could make it Team Touch Each Other? You pat my back, I’ll pat yours, as it were…? *Whimper* Oh, f-fuck…

… Oh fuck?! What was that?! W-Winston…? *Pant-pant-pant*… Was that the sound of your rag squeaking the chrome clean, or was that m-me…? Oh, damnit, this sight is what you’ll picture every time you polish the silverware from here on, won’t it? Every dark, rainy British night you spend in the servant’s wing, you’ll think of this… and this… *Eekk*… and of me, doing… *Haaah*… Won’t you…? And every time I think of riding that bike, I’ll also think of riding-*Nngh*!

*Huff* *Haaa*… C’mon, you wouldn’t leave a poor girl out in the cold like this, would you? Caught between shame, duty, November’s biting chill and unscholarly pleasures of flesh… Not when her concerns in the world are of taking care of your swollen balls, and… and *shudder*…? Please, you’ve got to let loose at last all over the place, go…! Do it…! Turn an entire stone step white for me…!

*Whimper* Winston? I wasn’t directing you, though I think your done polishing your knob-*Eer* the fender! Yes, the fender… You’re done for today…! Would you go and pop the kettle on? I myself… I’m… I need a few more minutes warming my hands in this pink fire. And you, since I gave you a show, be sure to show me it’s been worth being unladylike in the poll. *Pleasured Groan*… I only get to do this once more this year? *Err* Have to, I mean…

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That makes 3 of 4, but are you still hanging in there? You should be, haven’t you been paying attention! Well, Lara’s not done with you suborn stubbies yet, she still has one more escalation in her and her quest to save some testicles! Boy… That girl sure loves balls and health. Huh? Who knew? Well, let’s plum that last depth then, right soon… Until we see her checkmate move…

Be a faithfully serviced servant and beWilder!