Alternate Universe #12: In A World with Hot Teacher Noemi! (Patreon)

“In A World… Where Everyone’s Hot for Teacher Noemi!”

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“Another day in this prestigious, hormone-laced, glorified teenage day care. What am I complaining for though? After the restaurant went under I could have gone anywhere, but there’s just something so satisfying about teaching Italian to these rich kids with their fresh faces.

All these well-to-do preppies want to be the next Versace, or Dolce and Gabbana, and so the language of fashionistas is all part of the curriculum. Lucky me. None of them have the talent for it, especially not the boys, they are all more interested in what else I can do with my Italian tongue…

… And boy, do I like to have my fun. I deserve it after all I went through with Little Toscana. All these young fellas wouldn’t know what to do with me and it shows, other than show me their wallets…

Yet all eyes are on everyone’s favourite teacher, even while their minds are in the gutter. Every time I roll my L’s or lay out some soft O’s, every one of them in the front row salute me under their desks. I can even count the knocks. When I need a pick me up, I make sure to say my own name a lot…

… ‘Professoressa Bellocchio’… or ‘Signorina Noemi’ if you get an A in my exams. I call that motivation. Of course, it is still a job, and so I do keep a professional front… mostly… I’ll admit, my skirt might get a touch shorter, day by day.

My turtlenecks have become my signature style by now. That’s because it helps me look the part for the haughty parents, while all my students are kept guessing just how good it under there… plus…

It’s going to make for one spectacular summer day, when it’s so hot I have no choice but to turn up in my thin, transparent, teal shirt to beat the heat… I might just have to spring a pop quiz that day, nobody’s going to be fit to learn, or even put pen to paper… *Ha ha ha*

It’s good to be bad sometimes. Now say it with me class… ‘Sono caldo per l'insegnante Noemi!’”

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There she is, our favourite teacher, because we learned so damn much from her… Just not a lick of Italian! She sure looks good up on a desk… We’ll have to make sure she sees more of them during her tenure at Hard Knock High, really hard knocks… Muhahaha! And of course, we just has to roll her right in to Kate’s little slice of school life, because what could possibly be more fun?

Our alternate look here was a simple homage this time around, leaning on the Cameron Diaz (not so) classic “Bad Teacher” as the inspiration. We’ve used it a few times before actually. It’s a movie Unshi enjoys particularly, not because it’s good (it’s not), but simply because of Ms. Diaz washing cars! Before you ask, no actually, Noemi’s own car washing has nothing to do with the movie. Fancy that! For the look though, we used the movie as an inspirational base as we said, having Noe sit at the head of the class with all the leg she can muster, only we used the turtleneck she’s already rocked before instead of slipping her into a red one. It’s simple, sexy, and left a lot of room for some naughty texts. A nice and easy fun piece for our last AU of the series, don’t you think?

And that’s that, all in a handbasket. A full dirty dozen with our girls in all in places. It’s ben a fun run for sure, hasn’t it? Well, it’s time we start mixing things up again as a new year and a new crazy crisis hits this big bad ol’ world no doubt. We certainly has some fun, so maybe we’ll return for another dozen or two one day, especially since we know y’all enjoyed the ride too! Thanks for all those who voted in our polls, and especially to those who pitched in their favourite ideas for the picking too. Now then… Onward to the next adventure!

Be hot for teacher and beWilder!