The new Captain (Patreon)

He wanted to work as a captain ever since but all airlines denied his application. But finally, after all these years one airline green lighted his wish and now look at him and his wide grin. 

There's still no uniform that fits him perfectly and the aisles tend to be to small for his stature but no one has ever complained about him and his gigantic size. 

"Maybe I should stop pumpin' iron", he said to us. "But who am I kidding?"

Today, Adrian has 17 different gym memberships around the world so that his training never has to stop.

"Now that your dream became true: What is your next goal?", we asked him.

"Other than becoming a captain I always dreamed of growing so much that I become the biggest and strongest human alive. Thats the next big thing. Maybe we should have another interview in a year?"