Goodbye (Patreon)

After all those years being neighbours, Andy, I have to tell you that you were always terrible in hiding your package. You tried it so hard all the time but everyone knows. Literally everyone. Even the postman saw it over a dozen of times. 

The others think that you're cocky and that you don't cover it up on purpose but I know that you're just clumsy. You have that giant snake between your legs and you don't know how to hide it!

So … would you give me one last look before I leave? And, yes, be sure that I will never forget the night we had.