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Happy May!! (Patreon)

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2017-05-01 17:53:20
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2022-01

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how are we?  flowers bloomin? XD


So....a reminder about the new tiers...if you haven't changed yet.


if you're in the $3 tier be sure to change to the $2.99 before june  when it gets deleted... and if youre in the $1 there are some changes.


thank you all so much again and again for your support.  you are all amazing!!

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Anonymous

That flower looks very inappropriate.

Anonymous

Happy May! We've got maybe 1 daffodil but it's snowing here again.

Anonymous

What kind of Venis fly trap is that? 😂 "Dicktaelous Snapparaleus"

Anonymous

I just realized that that flower looks like a... 😳 Well, I'm just going to say it. It looks like a dick 🙈😅

Anonymous

That flower looks suspect....🤔

Anonymous

All our cherry blossoms are in bloom. And the irises have finally showed up. I switched up to the 4.99 tier Gael because I want you to continue doing what you love ❤️ and I love the perks !

Kathy M

Did you image google penis flower?

Anonymous
>>4960898

Glad I wasn't the only one to think so.🙈 😏😳

Anonymous

I got you mama! Go to - <a href="https://www.patreon.com/pledges">https://www.patreon.com/pledges</a> Click "Edit Pledge" "Your reward" - click Edit Choose the Tier you want Enter the amount you'd like to pledge Click Continue Click Update Pledge DONE!

Anonymous

Amg fly safe lol

Anonymous

<img src="https://ibb.co/g6ddLk"> Just flew over the rainbow and now driving into a tornado. Getting my Dorothy on so hard today!

Lois Geal

Nice umm...flower 🌷😉

Anonymous
>>4960968

Someone has a Pinterest board full of these. 😂😂😂

Gri (Sassy_One)

Even the flowers are...fun in Ireland?😜😉

Greek Goddess

Happy May all!How we can post photos here? 🙄

Anonymous

Happy May to you too, just changed up to the £4.99 tier, love what you're doing Gael 💗😊

Anonymous
>>4961504

you have to use html coding <img src="http://i.imgur.com/xGqFd2z.png"> <br>- I made a picture of the code so you could see ♥

Anonymous
>>4961419

A walk in the countryside would be very... stimulating

Anonymous

Apparently, it's also (Inter) National Masturbation Month! So all kinds of reasons to celebrate 🎊🙌 🎉 <a href="http://www.goodvibes.com/s/content/c/masturbation-month-facts" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.goodvibes.com/s/content/c/masturbation-month-facts</a>

Bookie

Happy May, Gael!

Anonymous

Why do I want to lick that flower ...?

Anonymous

Happy May, Gael and lovelies! Our spring flowers are just about done, and the trees have all of their leaves. Looking forward to my roses coming in in a week or two. Have a lovely day! (And why does that flower make me want to laugh?!)

Anonymous

Shocking........and beautiful! 🌷

Anonymous

Of course, you would choose THAT particular flower to post!!! hahaha HAPPY MAY TO YAAAA! ;)

Anonymous

Hey, Maya! Welcome to the community! Always nice to see new faces around here 🙂

Anonymous

I wonder... is this flower edible? And how does it taste? ... and please don´t say like pineapple... XPP

Anonymous
>>4964243

What about this one:<br><br><img height="190" src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/94/38/1d/94381d4611ffad2539750a710d27dab0.jpg">

Anonymous (edited)

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2023-02-13 13:31:19 お手数かけてすいません、容量上限以下だったので直ZIP貼りました🙏
2017-05-01 22:43:32 I'VE GOT AN IDEA! I was thinking about "Shelter From The Storm" and realized there isn't an audio involving a power outage. It could be storm related and maybe super windy (I usually lose power at least once a year due to wind) and Gael and his lady are all snuggled up watching a movie on the couch and suddenly the power's out. You're both capable of entertaining each other without electricity and things are heating up but you decide to tease a bit an you pull away, telling him you're leaving a sexy clothing trail for him to follow. When and where he finds you, he can have you- illuminated by emergency candle he used to find you (drugstore flashlights just aren't sexy enough, of course it's a candle) and maybe the occasional lightning flash. Do you ladies like it? Maybe a little on the cliché side, but I'm sure Mr. Mayor could make it worth a listen.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA! I was thinking about "Shelter From The Storm" and realized there isn't an audio involving a power outage. It could be storm related and maybe super windy (I usually lose power at least once a year due to wind) and Gael and his lady are all snuggled up watching a movie on the couch and suddenly the power's out. You're both capable of entertaining each other without electricity and things are heating up but you decide to tease a bit an you pull away, telling him you're leaving a sexy clothing trail for him to follow. When and where he finds you, he can have you- illuminated by emergency candle he used to find you (drugstore flashlights just aren't sexy enough, of course it's a candle) and maybe the occasional lightning flash. Do you ladies like it? Maybe a little on the cliché side, but I'm sure Mr. Mayor could make it worth a listen.

Anonymous

That pic tho!!😂

Anonymous

Same, I really don't wanna wait a week but I don't think I have the momey for 2.99 😂

Anonymous
>>4960945

Hey. Did someone answer your question already? I tried earlier but patreon was being a douche canoe. The $1 tier will still be there. The only thing that I can see that is different is that all new audios will be made available to the $1 tier one week after they are released to the other tiers. You'll not miss out on anything... check out the rewards page on Gaels profile (I tried to copy and paste the info, but ... patreon douche canoed again)

Anonymous

Guten Morgen sweet, sexy Sirens! A pleasant Dienstag - Tuesday to everyone! Hope you are good?! Well, here it´s rainy and cold... and I feel a little kränklich - sickish :( Jaaa, maybe I shouldn´t have danced splitterfasernackt - bare-naked... errmmm... I mean totally clothed around the Maibaum - May Tree...?? Well... I regret nothing! Hahaha... Soo, some questions for you my dears... today it get´s a little sexy... XP What’s the hottest novel you’ve ever read? What’s your favorite kind of Vorspiel - foreplay? Do you like taking naked photos of yourself? What’s your favorite part of a man’s Körper - body? Have you ever said the wrong name during sex? What three adjectives best describe your Muschi -pussy? Hehe... that´s it. Danke for your Antworten - answers! Bis später... XD

Anonymous

And don´t forget to send your "Voice of Gaelandia" audio message! Don´t be shy... ´cause if there are just a measly few... Gael and Seanie will be sad. And I´d have to disguise my voice to create more... bahaha. Just kidding... XP Oh, and there´s a NEW DEADLINE May 9th!! So you still have plenty of time to think about it... the.frau.claudia@gmail.com See details on the community site or in the "Exciting Future" thread. Thanks! XD

Anonymous
>>4970190

Mine is on its way! I'm just having trouble on what to say... I don't want to say too much...

Anonymous
>>4970161

Guten Morgen Frau! Hope you feel better soon! It's raining and snowing here but I'm healthy-ish so I'll just be happy about that last part. (Jealous of your May Tree event! There's nothing like that here... usually people just day drinking in bikinis and swim shorts on lawn chairs in snowbanks.) What’s the hottest novel you’ve ever read? I WISH I COULD REMEMBER THE TITLE! It was good, though. Long story short: two long time best friends- one a small town cop, the other owns and operates a small ranch haven't shared a woman in years but when a new woman in town with a mysterious past captures their attention, they get back into the swing of things 😉 What’s your favorite kind of Vorspiel - foreplay? ... I'm not really sure how to answer this one... Do you like taking naked photos of yourself? No. I don't like being in pictures at all. What’s your favorite part of a man’s Körper - body? His mind! Have you ever said the wrong name during sex? No What three adjectives best describe your Muschi -pussy? Warm, tight, soft

Anonymous

Hi Frau Claudia! Dancing naked around a tree is something I've never thought about doing, but now I must before its too late (It's almost too late). The hottest novel I've ever read was definitely any written by Eric Dickey. He is so descriptive its insane. Instant vivid picture of the scene. Favorite foreplay is kissing sweet soft kisses, wet sloppy kisses, silly playful kisses, my lips are very sensitive I just need kisses. No I don't like taking naked photos of myself. I don't dislike it. I just don't do it. Favorite part of a man's body? I could say eyes and smile but thats more his face, yeah? for body imma have to go with the dick, u call it schwanz I believe. I like how it reacts to me, tis all. Yes I know a hard dick is not a compliment but a soft one would damn sure feel like an insult 😅. No, I have never said the wrong name during sex. 3 adjectives to describe my Muschi/pussy? Slick, snug, Gael trained,😉.

Anonymous

Ah yes, I completely forgot about using the Internet to find erotic writing! The Interwebz follows Rule 34, so if you're so inclined, you could probably find some Iron Man and Captain America <i>"kiss and make up (with extra sexy results!)"</i> stories in places like fanfiction.net. Not that I've ever tried looking for stuff like that before, of course.<br><br>That's you in your avi? Damn, someone's bringing ALL the sexy back to Gaelandia! Or was it never authorized to leave in the first place? 😈

Anonymous

Sso... human femalesss... I´m sssick and bored. And my ssscales are looking pale and dull... :(( Alasss...poor me!! *lounges theatrically on her nest* Entertain me!! Tassty humanss!!...

Anonymous
>>4979396

I'm sorry your Majesty is sick and bored, I'm afraid I'm not very entertaining.

Anonymous

Aaargh! My patreon pledge wont update it just keeps sending a little picture of a fox that says 'oops, theres been an error in updating your pledge to gaelforce'

Anonymous
>>4980961

This is the same if I use my debit card or my pay pal account. Is anyone else having this problem?

Anonymous

My birthday is in 4 days so I'm jazzed

Anonymous
>>4981211

Happy early birthday! 🎂🎁🎉 Got anything exciting planned to celebrate?

Anonymous

Not thaaat bad... but I´ve heard it before... :( It´s oooold...

Anonymous

What's the voice to gaelandia message?

Anonymous
>>4983250

Hi Ali, I saw you found it on the community site. ;) Please send a little something, ja? If you like of course?... You have a beautiful voice and it should be there! And don´t tease the Queen! She will put your name on her "To Eat Lissst!! XDD

Anonymous

Did I hear someone call for an awesome NSFW music video featuring several muscular, oiled up, naked men wrestling? Then look no further than <a href="https://youtu.be/_EVKy35L7MM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">RIGHT F*CKING HERE!</a> 😍<br><br>(I realize that not everyone shares my taste in music, so if the song isn't ear candy for you, just mute the vid and watch the eye candy!)<br><br>(Fun fact: I'm going to marry the lead singer. He just doesn't know it yet 🤘😎)

Anonymous

Hi my dear Gaelandians! Hope you all will have a nice Mittwoch - Wednesday? No major catastrophes!? Well, I´m a little early. But I see we could need some Unterhaltung - entertainment!? Danke for all your Genesungswünsche - get-well wishes... (I put that word just for you in Fräulein Doktimus) :) Though I still feel a little krank - sick. Anyway it´s just a mere trifle, really... *hust, hust* - *cough, cough*...I will be fine. XD Guess what? I have some questions... and I think you enjoyed the sexy ones!? Ja? (Naughty girls!) How old were you when your Eltern - parents sat you down for “the talk” and what did they say (or not say) about “the birds and the bees”? What would you guess your parents’ favorite sexual position is, and why? What’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made in Bett - bed? What’s the most surprising thing that’s ever turned you on? What’s the most number of times you’ve ever masturbated within one week? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done when you were alone? What’s your favorite go-to move for getting attention from the opposite sex? So, that´s enough for heute - today. Danke for your Antworten - see ya XD And again, don´t forget to send your "Voice of Gaelandia" audio message! Je mehr, je besser! The more the better! Till now nobody sent a special Seanie message... he should get some too! Maybe... *rolls eyes* Oh, and there´s a NEW DEADLINE May 9th!! So you still have plenty of time to think about it... the.frau.claudia@gmail.com See details on the community site or in the "Exciting Future" thread. Thanks! XD

Anonymous
>>4987207

Hi! Happy Tuesday. 😁 No, not so far 😂😂 I agree with that. I'm so bored 😐😂😂 Hopefully you're feeling better 😝 I did enjoy the sexy ones even though I deleted my comment a few hours later 🙈😂😂 How old was I when my parents sat me down for "the talk." Hmm. Well, to be honest, neither of them ever sat me down for the talk. I had to learn it all myself as I grew up. Long, very long, boring story. My parents favourite sexual position? No idea. 😂 They both kept me out of their private life and I'm grateful for that. Otherwise I would have been scarred for life. 😂 Not saying sex is a bad thing. I'm just saying that I don't really care to hear about my parents' sex life, being that they're, you know. My parents 😅😂🙈 The biggest mistake I ever made in bed - well, I've said before that I've never had sex. So no mistakes 😛 Hopefully it stays that way in the future. Lol The most surprising thing that's ever turned me on is neck kisses. Seriously. Until I've listened to one of Gael's neck kissing audios for the first time, I had no idea my neck was so sensitive 😍 The highest number of times I've ever masturbated in one week is three times 🙈 The weirdest thing I've ever done when I was alone was listening to music while doing laundry and cleaning my house, and dancing my ass off 😎😂😂😂 Something I would never do if anyone else was home 😂😂😂😂 My favourite go to move for getting attention from the opposite sex is looking into their eyes (which isn't something I do often 🙈) and smiling at them. But I only do that if I have a crush on them. Lol. Don't want to give the wrong idea to someone I don't have a crush on 😂😂🙈

Anonymous

Aww - snap dragons 😍💗 I love those, so many gorgeous colors and they are so cute. I never really thought about them looking naughty until now 😂

Anonymous

Hello there, Claudia! Happy Mittwoch to you! I am hoping that you are feeling better and that your cough is going away – nothing worse than a spring cold, unfortunately! More sexy questions, huh? The things you get me to share here! Sex talk: I was about 8 years old, in 2nd grade, when I learned about the birds and bees. My mother noticed while she was helping give me a bath that I was developing on my lady bits and decided that I needed to know all about growing up. So, she purchased two children’s books (What Is Happening to Me and Where Do I Come From?) and said you need to read these. That was it. LOL So, I read the heavily illustrated children’s books, had NO idea what I was looking at, and proceeded to show all of the kids in my neighborhood. Needless to say, my mom was not the favorite for mother of the year according to the other moms in the neighborhood. Parents’ Position: Unlike the birds and bees talk, my mother was MORE than happy to share about her sexual relations with my father. When I was a teenager, I guess she thought I would welcome this information (especially since they had been divorced for several years by this point), so she told that they loved the missionary position and that their favorite sex song was “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” by Iron Butterfly. I still can’t listen to that song without cringing. (Love you, mom! Not that she is here on Patreon, thank God!) Biggest Bedroom Mistake: This really wasn’t mine, but my husband’s. I went to visit him for the weekend, and he had spent the day making a Mexican meal for us, complete with chopped jalepenos and other spicy ingredients. While the dinner was cooking in the oven, we started to fool around. When his hands started playing with me down there, I started to scream, but not in a “this is so good!” way, but in a “Holy Crap!! That burns like Hell!” way. I had to run to the bathroom to pour cold water on myself until the burning stopped. Apparently, he had only rinsed his hands after cutting the peppers! Most Surprising Turn On: Really, would have to say audio erotica. I had no problem reading erotica, but never thought I would listen to it. Out of boredom one day, I came across Gael and listened. I was blown away by my reaction, and still can’t believe that I enjoy it! I’ve tried listening to other erotica artists, but none do it for me. Not sure what it is, exactly, something about the combination of his words and tonal quality of his voice. Whatever it is, I’m glad he keeps creating more! Weekly Masturbation: Honestly, not really sure. Just depends on how stressful the week has been and if I can’t relax and fall asleep. Weirdest Thing Done Alone: I don’t get much alone time, so I don’t really do anything weird. However, when I was teen growing up in Maine, we rented a large farm in the middle of nowhere. There was no one around on our road, so I spent a lot of time alone. In the summer, I loved to climb trees, and I used to take a book or a journal along with a lunch, climb a tree, and sit and read for much of the afternoon. Always loved being outdoors, I guess. Go-to move: I am horribly shy in person, and I really never made a move on anyone. I always avoided eye-contact if I liked someone and would blush like crazy if I did make eye contact. Lord, it took me two years to say “hello” to a guy I liked in college (didn’t help that he was even shier than I was!) Anyone I ever dated was someone much more outgoing who approached me and asked me out, including the hubby.

Anonymous
>>4991229

Hi, Amy. About your last answer, I can so relate to being shy and not making eye contact. There's this guy that lives in the building across from mine. I see him from time to time in the building I live in. He's super cute. I've been trying to get his attention but I was just so shy with him. Whenever he caught me staring he always smiled and on cue, I blushed uncontrollably. It took me so long to get the confidence to look him in the eyes and smile back at him just to show that I'm interested in him. Still to this day I'm interested in him. Unfortunately I don't see him that often anymore 🙁 But when I do see him, my reactions: blushing, avoiding eye contact, and if I'm caught staring, my face feels hot to the touch and I turn as red as a tomato. Lmao 😂😂😍🙈

Anonymous

'm too cold to answer Frau C's questions today ... working on a beachwear article too, for f's sake. Feel like hibernating in the thickest woolly fuzzy pj I can find. (I can't. It's supposed to be summer.) Or maybe Gael could make up a friendly werewolf to hide under?

Anonymous

Again about the flower pic... I just translated it. We call it Löwenmäulchen - little lions jaws. And when it´s dried it looks totally different than this little firm dick... 0.0 Hahaha.... go and google it... Veeery deep Herr Gael... or just fortuitousness? Hm?

Anonymous
>>4997408

If that was intentional rather than being one hell of a coincidence, then Gael is operating on some high level, Da Vinci code-ish wavelength right there. Maybe he slipped in a series of clues as to the location of the Ark of the Convenant in the Moving In audiobook.<br><br>I better have a thorough listen to it again. Then I can go Tomb Raider on everyone's asses and find a collection of priceless artifacts. 🏃🏻‍♀️

Anonymous
>>4996418

You think the underpart of a friendly werewolf is a good place to snuggle up?? You sure?... ;)

Anonymous

Frau Claudia, I recorded a message for the voices of Gaelandia, but stupid iPhone does record in a different format. Must see if I need to change.

Anonymous

Yer highness, yer highness, I found this song about the King! Tell me, is it true? 'One kiss from me and you'll see God' <a href="https://youtu.be/W9RodWqY3Js" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/W9RodWqY3Js</a>

Anonymous
>>5003845

Yesss, it´s all true. The King has a long, flexible, sssplit tongue... he would probably overwhelm you little mortalsss with it... Though he´ss known to ssseduce unsuspecting mortals... they sseem to enjoy it...

Anonymous

Well, then one kiss would make me a believer ... but that's a different song.

Anonymous

My birthday is tomorrow

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Mädls - gals! A angenehmen - pleasant Donnerstag - Thursday to y´all! I´m better today, and my cat brought me part of his first big prey... half a Amsel - blackbird. How cute! XD I dimly remember that blackbird soup is considered an aphrodisiac...? Hmm? Has anyone a recipe? Shall we stick to the sexy questions, ja? Okay... I know it´s a hard job for you girls but we have to keep up the sexiness in Gaelandia when Gael´s not around. XP Lazy langer... takes our money and we have to do most of the work ourselves! Tsss... men! I´m merely kidding here, you know that? Don´t you?... XP The Fragen... What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done in front of the Spiegel - mirror? At what age did you first inspect your private parts and how did you feel about them? What’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up one day and you were the opposite sex? What’s the most disturbing fantasy or dream you’ve ever had? (May I guess? It starts with "S" and ends with "eanie"? *shudders*) What did you think about the first (or last) time you masturbated? (Shall I guess again? It starts with "S"... XPP) So, that´s enough for heute - today. Danke for your Antworten - see ya XD And a little reminder don´t forget your "Voice of Gaelandia" audio message! Je mehr, je besser! The more the better! Please contribute... else Gael will be sad. :( JK!! DEADLINE May 9th!! So you still have plenty of time to think about it... the.frau.claudia@gmail.com See details on the community site or in the "Exciting Future" thread. Thanks! XD

Anonymous
>>5007970

Guten morgen, Claudia! It's still Mittwoch here but happy Donnerstag to you too 😝 Glad you're feeling better 😁 Awww. How... cute? XD I don't know about any blackbird recipes. This is the first I've heard of it! 😆 Yasss, sexy questions are fun! 😋 Oh, I know you're kidding about that 🤓😂😂 My antworten to your fragen... The most embarrassing thing my mother has caught me doing is fondling my breasts. I was bored! XD Lmao. So anyway, I was lying on the ground, eyes closed, shirt up, bra off, mom was vacuuming in the other room. I was so into the sensitivity and the pleasure that I didn't realize she turned off the vacuum and came back into the living room. When I opened my eyes, she was standing there and staring at me with a look of disapproval on her face. When I saw her I quickly put my shirt down and tried to explain why I was doing that. "Um... I was just checking for anything suspicious on them." She wasn't convinced. Lmao. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life 😅😂😂🙈 The weirdest thing I've ever done in front of the mirror is just lightly massaging in between my legs through my pants 😳 That's all I'm saying about that. Lol 😅 The age I first inspected my private parts was 14. At the time I didn't even know what masturbating was so I didn't think much of them. I just thought "Eh. They're there. Deal with it." Lol. I was so innocent back then 😇😅 Now I'm trying to embrace my naughtier side 😈😍 The first thing I'd do if I woke up one day and I was the opposite sex: masturbate. Oh, yeah. I went there. 🤓😂 The most disturbing dream or fantasy I've ever had: No, it wasn't about Seanie 😂 I've actually been having quite a few disturbing dreams these past few nights that would probably bore everyone to sleep if I said it here 😴😂 What I thought about the first time I masturbated: 🤔 I can't remember that one. It was years ago. And no, that one doesn't start with S either 😂🙈 What I thought about the last time I masturbated: Do I really have to answer that? 😳 Okay, I'll answer it. I was listening to one of Gael's erotic audios. Specifically the audio called "It's All About You" 🙈 So because I was listening to that audio, obviously I was thinking about Gael 😍🙈 I think that's nuff said from me. I've said way too much already 🙈😂😂 Oh, and I hope my German is okay. I used google translate 😅

Anonymous

Aww... Fragen... how... nice...sooo... XP Guten Tag Fräulein Cayla! But I only ask the questions my dear, I rarely, never answer... hahaha. Okay I´ll make an exception, hope you´ll enjoy my Antworten? I don´t imagine Gael. He´s a hazy, sexy, scaly, perfect, fantasy shadow being... existing in my mind. And I try to avoid seeing pics of real Gael... I don´t wanna see him.(Or his furniture.) I´d say... „Was meinst du mit ...du suchst die Königin?? Was ist mit mir?? Hm?“ „What do you mean... you´re looking for the Queen?? What about me?? Hm?“ Or maybe... „Are you finally here to show me the colour of your cum? ...it´s about time mein Lieber! Come in, I have some colour charts ready...“ Actually the Queen knows the colour... but she won´t tell!! The slithery reptile... She saysss it´s a ssecret, no mortal shall ever know! The best Schwanz ever? Hm... that´s a hard question... I´d say the cock of my actual man... ´cause it´s MINE! To play with as I like. On the other hand, maybe the Lizard King´s cock is the bestestest cock ever? But I don´t know! I just have some meager hints.. :( Oh, I never travelled far... I´d stay here. There´s a wonderful secret lake nearby. Nobody ever ventures there... they say it´s cursed! Top 3... Seanie, Seanie and Seanie!!! And I enjoy the just moaning ones from Gael a little. The ones where I mustn´t hear too much of his voice, you know? ;) This answering is hard work... I hope you are satisfied, Fräulein Cayla? Did I do good? Ja? XD

Anonymous

Hullo, Frau C! I'm still not recovered from whatever it is I caught. No fever, but I feel blegh. Ze Fragen for heute: What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing? I had a crush on a family friend and went to his room to announce that breakfast was ready. It was cold, he invited me in his bed, anyway, you're young, you're horny, you know. And them my mother came in. Oh, and my dad once found an erotica book in my desk drawer when he was helping me moving out. I couldn't read that book ever again so I threw it away! Privates and mirrors: Don't really remember when I first inspected my ladyparts. I wasn't that impressed maybe? I mean, I know what they feel like. Much more important than what they look like. What’s the first thing you’d do if you woke up one day and you were the opposite sex? Find someone to give me a blowjob! Walk around naked all day. Wear tight pants. Look in the mirror at it. Try to get it up without hands while watching. The possibilities are endless! What’s the most disturbing fantasy or dream you’ve ever had? I once dreamed I woke up and my mother announced this was my wedding day. I had no idea who I was getting married to, but I was like, ok, well, cool. That was actually the most disturbing part! Oh, and the fact that I woke up for real when I was about to meet the man in question. Who was he? Argh! What did you think about the first (or last) time you masturbated? First time: I don't remember what I was thinking about, but I do remember my first real orgasm. That was a great revelation! 'Ok ... I didn't know THIS was possible. Nice ... MORE! MORE!' And I was proud that I'd managed to get there. I mean, I'd enjoyed myself before, but admit, orgasms are wohhh. Last time: I'd had a very intense conversation with a ... friend ... online and it was HOT. I've been with him for real but we've always had a history of hot talks online. Me like.

Anonymous

Greetingsss juicy humanss! You may be delighted to hear that my health is resstored again. Though not thanks to your measly attemptsss to entertain my sickish sself ...hm, maybe a little... Ssso, I´m here and bored again... I ate a bowl of thossse snapdragon budss, `cause they look tassty... but they were just a little ssour and bland and bristly, ja just like little fairy dicksss... disappointing...

Anonymous

Hi, Claudia! I'm glad you're feeling better :) Greetings, your Majesty! Patreon ate my answers to your questions, so I'm trying again... Most embarrassing thing my parents caught me doing? ...My mom ALMOST caught me "playing along" with one of Gael's audios (with headphones). I say 'almost' because she walked in right when the orgasm hit, and I immediately pretended I was yawning. Hopefully, she didn't put two and two together... Weirdest thing I've done in front of a mirror? Examine myself... What age did I examine my lady parts? Gosh, I don't remember the age, but I was young... I wondered what that 'lump' was and why it was there. I thought it was strange and useless. First thing I'd do if I woke up as the opposite sex? Look at my chest and wonder where my breasts disappeared to, then look at my family jewels and think out loud, 'the heck is THAT thing??!' That's the <i>first</i> thing I'd do. The most disturbing dream or fantasy? ... I was manhandled from behind by an alien. What did I think about the first time I masturbated? Goodness, I barely remember. I'm pretty sure I was curious about that 'lump' again, and then just went for it. Then, I kept going because it felt kind of nice; strange and very, VERY different, but nice. I didn't orgasm because... 1. It was getting a bit TOO weird for me at that point. 2. I didn't know what orgasms were. Last time? I was listening to Gael's 'Ten Minutes to Cum' audio. 'Nuff said.

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I can't imagine fairy dicks being enough to satisfy any lady's appetite, let alone a Lizard Queen's. What's the appeal of fairy dicks, anyway? Do they shoot glitter and rainbows when the man fairy cums?

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Do we have any news about Gael? Is he good? ...haven´t seen him for a while. I hope everything works out nicely for him!? (Well I did cast one of my Oma´s spells for him, so he should be somewhat fine!! XP) PS: The spell is almost, totally vegan... so no worries! Bahaha...

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There is a new audio posted on YouTube so I'm assuming he's alive. Unless Seanie incapacitated him and locked him in the attic, then posted the new audio himself to avoid arousing suspicion. Being locked up and doing hard time in an attic does things to a man - who knows what Seanie's capable of? 😧<br><br>I was reading the answers to Cayla's questions above, and it seems like we have a nice cohort of really friendly, welcoming ladies here. Call me the black sheep of the bunch, but I'd actually be pretty weirded out if Gael suddenly showed up on my doorstep. Of course he seems like a very nice guy, but stranger danger is still a thing. 😱I would probably close the door, grab my phone in case I needed to call for help, and then have the <i>"How the hell did you find out where I live and why did you come all this way to see me?"</i> talk through my locked apartment door.<br><br>If that conversation went well, I'd <i>maybe</i> consider going for a coffee in a nice public area with plenty of witnesses. Safety first! 👍

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Hi, Claudia! Glad you are better! I used to have a cat who would bring me garter snakes and bats, so I feel your pain! No recipes to share, sorry! Yeah! Questions – tutoring online tonight and it is rather quiet, so I could definitely use some entertainment, even if they are more sexy questions! Most embarrassing moment: When my mom caught me and my high school boyfriend making out in my bedroom after school. (Prone on the bed, clothing rather rumpled and untucked) Mirror weirdness: The only thing I can think of is I seem to remember practicing kissing on a mirror when I was a kid. Inspected private parts: I don’t know that I ever inspected them really. I do remember when I realized they had some more interesting uses than just their plumbing job (I think I was about ten or eleven). How did I feel? Thought it was pretty cool, actually! Woke up as the opposite sex: Pee my name in the snow! (God, been talking to Seanie too much lately! Lol) Most disturbing dream: I have weird dreams all the time as my brain doesn’t like to shut down much. One I had the other night was about a T-Rex that was attacking my house and was coming at me through my bedroom window. (As of yet, no Seanie dreams or fantasies, although some of things he does give some pretty scary mental pictures!) Masturbation thoughts: First time – I was probably ten or eleven at the time, and I had watched a Chevy Chase movie that had a sexy scene in it that made me feel kind of funny in a very good way. I used that image that evening to explore a little. Had no idea what I was doing, but it felt good doing it! LOL. Last time – since I am here on the site of an ASMR erotica artist, need you ask? Have a lovely day, ladies!

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Hahaha I see what ya did there.