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Ramble! (Patreon)

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2016-11-20 16:42:22
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2022-01

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Ramble next week! Sexiness, stories, jokes, poems and of course my horrific attempts at your native tongues haha So post anything you like to hear and I'll take care of it Signed: The eye in the sky.

Comments

Anonymous

Yay!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Yes Mr. I'm sending those whispers this week ;) And questions. 😊😉

Anonymous

Putting on my thinking cap😉 Ok got two jokes for ya 👇

Anonymous

About to head out the door, so actual questions etc. later. Also: I'd like to PM you something short-ish to read in a language I *know* you can pronounce, but first you have to promise to forgive my broken grammar & possibly weird wording (I relied heavily on dictionaries, but at least not Google Translate!) And if I got the double entendre in the refrain right, the Lovelies might get a giggle out of knowing what at least that line says. Deal?

Trish

More funny stories! 🙏🏻

Anonymous

Here's a joke about Thanksgiving for the American listeners: A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

Anonymous

I dunno if someone's already asked you to do this but I'm just gonna go ahead and ask you cos it'd be funny to hear it again, but could you please say something sexual in your Southern accent? It would be so funny 😂😂

Anonymous
>>3071310

But pleeeaasseee don't do the redneck accent!! We don't ALL sound like that!

Anonymous

What would be a normal food day for you? Give me an audio "what I eat in a day".....lol. Is there one food item or dish that always makes a repeat appearance? For me it's oatmeal 😊

Anonymous

My first request is please start the ramble like the ring announcer..."Let's get ready to....." You know the rest😉💖

Kathy M

I'd love to hear more funny stories of your choosing. Funeral or travels. Maybe something from when you visited Boston. 😊 please and thank you 💗

Anonymous

🤓 Swedish lesson #1: Let's try this one, "Jag älskar dig. Du är smart och sexig". Phonetic pronounciation - Ja el ska day. Do a (like the letter a) smart o (like the letter o) sexy. English translation (please provide in your sexiest, breathy voice): I love you. You are smart and sexy 😘 The key to sounding like a Swede is to drop the last letter off most words - many things are abbreviated or shortened. Also, emphasis is used to indicate meaning. For example, "och" is the word for "and". Normally it is pronounced "o", but if you want to add emphasis to whatever comes after it, you pronounce it "ooch" with a heavy accent on the first syllable. 🤓

Anonymous
>>3071232

A man and his wife are sound asleep in bed when the phone rings. The man picks up, listens for a second and says, 'How the hell would I know, you idiot? I'm not a weatherman,' before slamming down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'Wrong number. It was some jerk asking if the coast was clear.'

Anonymous

What are your favourite sound effects and/or props?

Anonymous

Ok - so I have shared my hilarious sexual misadventure with the broken bed (see next door). What is your most hilarious, or memorable, sexual misadventure? Without giving away any identifying details about the other party of course (because I know you are a gentleman). Lay it on us! 😂😉

Anonymous

How about a couple of childhood stories? The funniest one you can think of and a fond memory? 🙂

Kathy M

How's Bobby doing these days? We haven't heard much about our mascot lately.

Anonymous

Any more funny stories and corny jokes? We could always use more laughter :D

Anonymous

How about any funny Christmas stories?

Anonymous

This ramble looks like it'll be a laugh for sure! Been wondering if you have any guilty pleasures? In music, movies, hobbies etc.

Anonymous

ok its time for you to speak Greek.I cant stop laughing and you didnt even tried.So..I want you to say "you are very beautiful, i want you".I will write it exactly the way you have to pronounce it."ise poli omorfi, se thelo" Pronounce "i" as in "kit", "e" as in "get", "o" as in "lot" and "th" as in "thief".I cant wait haha

Anonymous

Gael the sky is in your eyes!Muah!

Anonymous

BIRTHDAY SHOUTOUTS PLEASE!!! Saskia and I are both on the 28th 😆 I know there are others this week but I'm a louse at knowing who and when, especially with having to figure in time zones

Anonymous
>>3071838

So many Birthday gif parades to do this month 😂😃

Anonymous

Are these responses Gael or mr mayor??? Jyou kno whhat I mean lad? -- that was my Irish pronunciation right there.

Anonymous
>>3071209

If someone made a personal audio for you, what would you want to hear? I've changed my name to-kiss my mouth Ali- so I can have a 'th' in my name. Tell me how you want me and how I please you. (Guttural, sultry kind of voice.) [I feel sunshine is the perfect description for you because you are bright, you make us happy, you help things to grow (wink), and you are hot hot hot!] So, thanks Sunshine!!! Ps, can I get an 'oh yeah?'

Anonymous

If you could have a chat with anyone in the world, who would you be most interested to talk to? Also, do you listen to or like any comedians?

Kelly S

Do you have any superstitions? Are there any that you think are just really silly?

Kelly S

Okay, sexy question - What do you think about garters/garter belts and thigh high stockings when a woman dresses up sexily? You've mentioned thigh high boots before, what are your preferences on shoes like that?

Anonymous

Eye in the sky sounds very big brother-ish...always watching. I kinda like it 😉 😆

Anonymous

Eye in the sky? Will you be giving this ramble from a helicopter by chance? :P

Anonymous

This is the weirdest ramble thread ever. Usually there are over 100 comments by now so let's get to it ladies! 😆

Anonymous

I'm starting out with a weird question. You've said you've been asked to be different races for audios. Well have you been or been asked to be an alien? 🙈😂

Anonymous

I am hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach an orgasm. If you can't come let me know.😂

Anonymous

Where do you sleep in your bed - left or right side, or in the middle? Or you just do starfish? (Cause I already know you're an octopus 🐙)

Anonymous
>>3072638

😂😂😂 are you going to let them listen to Gael?

Anonymous

Do you have a 6 pack? And a V? 😉

Anonymous

Omg if i start the questions i will not stop lol

Anonymous

What kind of underwear do you like to wear? XD

Anonymous

what would you cook for a romantic dinner

Anonymous

Whats the ideal date for you?

Anonymous

What do do vegan big cats go for when they crave something?

Anonymous

Were you a bad kid in school? What was something bad/hilarious you got in trouble for?

Anonymous

Did you ever watch porn? XD

Anonymous

Ok its time for me to shut my mouth and let my Sisters continue :P

Anonymous
>>3073161

Omg, don't. The rest of us are apparently riding the struggle bus today and we need the help

Anonymous

He will be angry and he wont answer any of my questions :(

Anonymous

Ok the bus gave me something.Have you ever had sex on a bus/plane/train/ship?

Anonymous

Come on girls where are you today??!!!!

Anonymous

Do you celebrate the December holidays? Put up a tree and deck your halls? Hanging any stockings? ... one for you, one for Bobby, and maybe one that's 9.25in? XD

Anonymous

Guten Abend, Herr Gael! If you don`t mind ;) tell us the hopefully cute story: "How innocent, young Gael discovered the art of masturbation." Danke! XPP

Anonymous
>>3073256

(Sorry everyone I'm shoveling through a winter wonderland and it's got me in the mood for holiday mischief!)

Anonymous

"Eye in the sky"... I think he wants us to call him "God" 😜 What kind of clothes do you like a woman to wear, for a date for example, or a colour that you really like? And what's your favourite dessert?

Kelly S
>>3073003

April 25th. It's not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

Samantha J

Do you have any embarrassing moment stories that you want to share?

Anonymous

And, would you sing a little for me? hm?... Sing "The Wild Rover" Bitte?? ;))

Anonymous

Request please...Try saying my name in Spanish...Cristal...roll the r (I'm pretty sure you can roll ur tongue) 😉

Anonymous

So question - listening to the "Sweet jealous guy" audio on youtube made me ask this: what do you think about jealousy in general? Are you a jealous person (and really, how much of it is you in that audio)?

Anonymous

Would you ever eat meat again or at least try it like as a one time thing? I know some barbecue places here that might make you just take a little bite 😆

Anonymous

After listening to the last Primal Moan audio, I wonder... when you are really turned on and you record... are your eyes open, or do you squeeze them? ;)

Anonymous

Have you ever had a threesome?If not would you ever consider sharing your girlfriend with another person (male/female) just for play?

Anonymous

Random comment: I was watching a Rubberbandits video and Blind boy said "I had a cousin that got ball cancer from slapping an otter's tail" WTF?! I can't stop laughing 😂

Gri (Sassy_One)

Ok, have you ever been licked from head to toes? If so, did you enjoy it? If not...we'll have to fix that...pure scientific research, of course😏

Anonymous
>>3073633

Apparently we have a lot of amateur scientists in our midst. 😂

Anonymous

Is Bobby an inside dog or do you keep him outside? Please tell me he's an inside dog and he sleeps on your bed all nice and comfy 🐶❤

Anonymous

Have you ever tried playing American football? 🏈

Anonymous

Are you up for some lebanese Gael? Mmm, let's see... Be prepared to roll all the 'R' and bring the 'H' from the back of you throat. You have to shout like I'm in another room : " Maaaary (pronounced Méry)! Habibi wén el homous? Akalté kel homsaté??? Wél falafel kamen?!" . Meaning : "Maaaaary! Where is the homous? Did you eat all my homous??? And my falafels too?!". And the answer is yes, your homous and (2) falafels taste the best :-P :-P :-P .

Anonymous

Gael, are you good with your hands, are you a handyman?? ;) I mean can you repair/build things?... I really hope so, `cause that would definitely get you another "why is this man so goddamn sexy-gold star" XD

Anonymous

Will you give us your best big cat mating call? 😆

Gri (Sassy_One)

Any more wedding stories you'd care to share?

Anonymous
>>3073685

So funny..before I read the translation I thought, is she talking about falafels? 😂

Anonymous

Do you have an item of clothing that you absolutely refuse to get rid of?

Anonymous

Do you wear baseball caps?

Anonymous

What kind of housework do you hate the most?

Anonymous

Have you ever used whipped cream or chocolate with a girl? It's only for science, not a fantasy of mine 😏

Kathy M

How far in advance do you create your recordings before you release them? Thanks to our secretary we have a comprehensive list of your work. Is there a stash of hidden recordings in the vaults?

Anonymous

Describe your last break up. Why the relationship didn't work and any lessons learned.

Anonymous
>>3073840

If yes, I need to get my hands on them - it's my job, after all. 😆

Kathy M

Oh and do you have bloopers for us? If I recall correctly you mentioned something about them?

Anonymous

Can I have some Cork talk?

Anonymous

I have a last question, for "Gael - Science"... it`s a little ...hmm... delicate. So you may skip it...;) What is the colour of your cum? Is it translucent or rather pearly or...?? XP

Anonymous

You've mentioned silk neckties in 1 or 2 of your audios, which surprised me given your veganism. Was that something you made up just for the sensual bdsm scenarios, or do you actually wear silk? And if you do, is that part of the eating like a vegan / not thinking like a vegan thing?

Anonymous

If you were a drag queen what would you call yourself? 🙃

Anonymous

Repeated from the follow-up comments to the sexy ramble: have you ever eaten tater tots? If so, what are your thoughts on tots (again: taters, not toddlers)?

Anonymous

With as big a family as it sounds like you have, how crazy do things get at the Holidays?

Anonymous

Crystals Cork request got me thinking. Do you actually talk like that with your friends and family?

Anonymous

Just wondering...do you like to stargaze?

Anonymous

As a *hard*-working audio author & performer, what's the greatest number of orgasms you've ever had in a single day? (Feel free to give an estimate or range. Nobody expects that you've kept a careful tally.)

Kathy M
>>3074064

Haha!!! Do you have thoughts on tiny tater tots? 👍 @Brig 😆

Anonymous

Would you ever have sex outside? Not necessarily out in public, but out in the open like in a forest or on a beach? I know you said you're shy, I just can't help but wonder :)

Anonymous

What`s your favourite kitchen tool? :)

Anonymous
>>3074016

It was most likely for the fantasy, silk sounds much sexier than cotton or some other fabric

Gri (Sassy_One)

Related to Raquel's question, are The Corrs still playing?

Anonymous

What's your score on the 500-question version of... <a href="http://www.puritytest.net" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.puritytest.net</a> ?

Anonymous

Oh, and a very important bedroom question... do you snore and are you a cover-hog?? XD

Anonymous
>>3074370

Dear Claudia you dont read all the comments :P I already asked about snoring haha

Anonymous
>>3074285

500 questions?!?! There isn't a 10 or 20 question version?

Anonymous

As Thanksgiving is approaching (when I'm writing this at least) I want to know if there are any holidays celebrated in Ireland that no other countries celebrate.

Anonymous

When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up? (Can't remember if we've asked b4)

Anonymous

Since Claudia already opened this can of worms with her cum question. XD Is there a big mess when you cum for your audios ;) and is that wet sound at the end really cum? I won't be sad if you want to skip this. XP Edit: this is for science :)

Anonymous
>>3074503

Why didn`t I think of that?? Good one, Frau Ashlee! :)

Anonymous

What would you choose as your last meal?

Anonymous

What's sexiest, in your opinion: if a woman wears a black lace negligee under her dress, if she wears crotchless panties w/ a garter belt &amp; stockings, or if she goes commando?

Anonymous

And another hard-hitting question, this one re: Irish movies... The Snapper, The Commitments, or Waking Ned Devine?

Anonymous

Have you ever masturbated in front of a camera? XD (God help me i dont want to make him mad)

Anonymous

A last, tame one from me... what is the last thing you see in your bedroom before you fall asleep? :)

Trish

What is the most surprising thing a woman has done to you and/or to get your attention?

Anonymous

A pair of requests: 1. any bit of sexiness you feel like throwing my way, and 2. sweet-talk me as Gaeilge, le do thoil.

Anonymous
>>3074555

My bet.... Black lace is a must and I'm gonna say crotchless panties...did I do good, Gael?

Anonymous

You're incredibly chill &amp; unflappable with us crazy, sexy, kind-hearted near-strangers on the Interwebz. But with people you know in real life, do you have deal-breakers? Y'know, things that if the other person consistently says or does them, you couldn't be friends w/them, or would have a hard time being around them?

Gri (Sassy_One)

Would you put on a strip show for your woman, like full Magic Gael XXXL?

Anonymous

Man, when I first commented we had 51 comments... Now we're up to 274!!! Good job!

Anonymous
>>3074742

Ladies it was so much fun reading and writing questions today.I had a few good laughs.As i said on twitter the only way to stop asking is to go to bed.Its already 1 after midnight.See yall tommorow.Break the ramble!!Good night!

Gri (Sassy_One)

Why is the sky so unhappy? It has the blues.

Anonymous

Ok Gael one more and this one is serious. This will decide if I continue to like you or not... Cats or dogs?

Anonymous
>>3071505

I was just thinking about him the other day @Kathy. We haven't seen cute Bobby in awhile, it is about time for a Bobby ramble I think 😉🐶❤️

Anonymous
>>3074947

🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕

Anonymous
>>3072938

Yes! Boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, or commando. Does it matter what the occasion is?

Anonymous
>>3073124

If so, what is your fav or does it depend on your mood?

Anonymous

When you were younger, did you ever wear your underwear on your head or outside of your clothes? 😂

Anonymous

One of the other questions actually made me curious about something. You have talked about David Bowie and how he brilliantly blurred the line between genders. Have you ever cross dressed or been interested in a bit of gender bending yourself?

Anonymous

Is there something easy you can't do? Whistle, snap your fingers or tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

Anonymous

Can you roll your tongue? Like your R's? If you can you should do one of those cool cliche purrs. I can't if my life depended on it lol

Anonymous
>>3074580

I vote for The Commitments because it has an amazing soundtrack and is a great film. I wore out the cd playing it so much, I had to buy a second copy....lol. 😂😂

Anonymous

Your audios are brilliant, and the world you create in them is amazing. You are fearless. Is it like this in your actual romantic life? Would your partner get the same treatment, or do you think the grind of everyday mundane things would dampen the romance a bit? I guess I am asking if you think maintaining a Gael level of romance, intimacy, and sensuality is possible in real life 😘

Anonymous

Do you ever sing when you're all alone (home, car, shower...)? if you do, do you have any go-to jams and what are they?

Anonymous

Sweet or savory? Bath or shower? Pajamas or nothing?

Anonymous

Have you ever ziplined? If you're ever in Vegas, I recommend ziplining down Fremont street in old Vegas...so fun

Anonymous

Have you ever had your fortune told, like just for a laugh? If so, do you remember what he/she predicted?

Anonymous

Do you own and/or wear an apron? A manly one, of course.

Anonymous

If you could only do one thing in bed with your partner, what would that be? Why - what is the appeal of that for you?

Anonymous
>>3075385

Yes, but more importantly, do you ever wear your apron and nothing else? 😉. You know, kiss the cook style....lol 😘

Anonymous

Do you consider yourself a good gift giver?

Anonymous

Have you ever been to Johnnie Fox's in Dublin? Total tourist spot, overpriced, but fun!

Anonymous

What's your favorite holiday? I can't remember if we asked this already.

Anonymous

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck?

Anonymous

You mentioned in a previous ramble that you were interested in Japanese culture. If you're still interested and you could go to Japan if you wanted, what would you do there? What places/landmarks would you like to visit? Do you still want that pagoda :D?

Anonymous

How many times do you masterbate every day/week?🙈

Anonymous
>>3075485

You really gotta ask that? 😘 I'd say a dozen at least hehe

Anonymous

Song request #2 - Black Velvet Band (just the chorus - Her eyes they shone like diamonds......) 😊. Also, what is your favorite traditional Irish folk/pub song?

Anonymous

Tongue Twister (say 3 times, fast): She said she should sit 👅

Anonymous

Did you ever jump off your roof as a kid, to see if you could fly?🦃

Anonymous
>>3075509

The Jamison Whiskey Song would be my second choice, especially the line about the Yanks. My grandma did give it to me for flu....I still have her recipe - lol. 🍹😂.

Anonymous

What does a County Monaghan (sp?) accent sound like? (Asking for Science -- nothing at all to do with scruffy ginger Gaelic teachers I won't get to meet for a week yet. Nope! Seriously, though, how much trouble am I in for? As a scientist, I mean.)

Anonymous

It's called THE ADONIS LINES!!! How many times do I have explain this?😋

Anonymous

Have you ever been to a strip club? Received a lap dance?

Gri (Sassy_One)

Have you ever given a girl a lap dance?

Anonymous
>>3075579

If not, I volunteer to be the first so you can test your skills.

Anonymous

Who is your hero?

Anonymous

Wow loved it Raquel!! I actually want to thank you. It's 2 A.M. here in Sevilla, my cousin/BFF/soulmate and I are chilling in our hotel room, and we played along and answered your questions. It's funny and amazing how such trivial questions can lead to a serious and profound talk! Despite being really close and almost always #together there are still little things to learn about each other. Sooo muchas gracias Raquel! Besitooos xxx (Ps : that last question 👍).

Anonymous

Who was the greatest mentor you ever had in your life? (personal or professional). Why were they the greatest?

Kelly S
>>3073781

Also... if you do, do you ever wear it backwards? (Please don't say to the side.)

Anonymous

Is it sexy when those girls in Thailand shoot ping pong balls outta their Kewch?

Anonymous

Do you dance around the house? Either by yourself or with Bobby 😆

Anonymous

What do you think of twerking?

Anonymous
>>3075685

I have the cutest image in my head right now 😍🐶

Gri (Sassy_One)

Do you sit with Bobby and have actual conversations with him?

Anonymous

But seriously, how many inches? Flaccid and erect?

Anonymous
>>3075749

Or do you spoon together after making sweet, sweet love?

Anonymous

Truth!

Kelly S

In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?

Kelly S

What's your favourite word?

Kelly S

Favourite age you've been so far? What is your best physical attribute? Have you ever been arrested? You have the opportunity to sleep with the celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Anonymous

Sassy Sage is baaaaack!!!!!!

Anonymous

Did you ever have an imaginary friend?

Anonymous
>>3075882

YAAAAAAASSSSSS! Sniff, sniff those were the days. His name was Bob. ❤️

Anonymous

What's your "number" Gael? How many poon-tangs have you visited?

Anonymous

Who's your favorite? Ashlee, Sage, Crystal, Gri, Claudia, Philotes, aand the lovely Trish

Trish
>>3075907

Ummmm, hello!!! You are forgetting people missy!

Anonymous

How much do we (collectively) turn you on with our wit, sass, and sexy banter? Remember, this is for posterity, so... be honest! (Unless the answer is any variety of 'Meh...', in which case lie your ass off, haha!)

Anonymous

Do you shave your chest hair?

Anonymous

Are you or have you ever been a hippie?

Anonymous

Since you live in such a beautiful place, are you in to photography?

Trish

So, when can we expect the next cooking video?

Trish
>>3075971

Ooh, good question! Photography is so relaxing imo! 📸🌅

Anonymous

What are you really bad at? Your worst quality?😈

Anonymous

What's your shoe size?

Anonymous
>>3075957

I mean.... pfffft. He's a vegan who just wants to love everyone, man. Can you dig?☮️ Make love not war.

Anonymous

What was or is your favorite cartoon?

Anonymous

Can you make a water drop noise with your mouth?

Anonymous
>>3076035

I actually want to know, now that you mention it. 🤔

Anonymous

Hey, didn't you mention once that you used to play lots of video games but you don't indulge in them anymore? What games (or kinds of games) did you used to favor?

Anonymous

Have you ever been to a water park?

Anonymous

Is there a food that Corcaigh is known for?

Anonymous

Can you beatbox? Lol

Anonymous

What was the worst job you've had?

Anonymous

Have you ever had an accidental erection in public?

Anonymous

How many of the ladies here would you actually fuck in real life? Too far? 😆😳

Trish

Do you have a favorite audio? One that was the most fun to make?

Anonymous

The musings of Ash and Sage: Ash- Too personal to ask if he's a ginger? Sage- I have wondered that myself!!! Nah, do it. Too personal to ask if he's ever seen his own butthole?

Gri (Sassy_One)

Do you think about our witty comments, our shenanigans, ideas, ramble questions, etc., during a normal work day?

Anonymous
>>3076132

I'm liking you more and more with each question and comment. 😂

Anonymous

Do you ever thank your lucky stars that you "know" such amazing people like us? 😆

Trish

Would you actually tell us if we go too far? 🤔

Anonymous

Why do you shave your head? 😈

Anonymous

Questions about Bobby...where does he sleep and where does he stay when you go to work or on vacay?

Gri (Sassy_One)

Not for this ramble, but the next one: would you accept making a list with the names of all the Patreon Lovelies and describing each with a word?

Anonymous

If I asked you to sing me to sleep, what song would you sing?

Anonymous

Would you ever control a vibease for one of us? 😘

Trish
>>3076256

🙊That question just gave me butterflies! 😳😊

Anonymous

💖Gael, you had recommended some rom-com movies in a previous ramble, one of which was 'Man About Dog'. 👍👍Fuckin hilarious movie! Thank you for that one! I highly recommend it. I found it on YT. I almost fell off my couch with laughter when the rich lady said the name of her late husband's dog!!!!😉💖

Anonymous

Do you ever think, "I should really cap the number of questions per lovely so these aren't so long?" 🤔😂

Anonymous
>>3076306

Bahahaha 😎😈 This ramble is for next week, hasn't been up for 24 hours and has 500 questions.

Anonymous
>>3076250

Alas, this is the 3rd or 4th time he's been asked this one or something similar, I think. He's always polite about deferring, but I wonder if there are just too many of us for it to be feasible.

Anonymous

500th comment!!!

Anonymous

I can't believe what I'm reading 😂😂😂

Anonymous

What is your five year plan?

Anonymous

Do you like anime? Or have you ever even watched any anime?

Anonymous

Sooooo Sage asked Abt length, I guess there is no holding back now. I'm not so interested. I wanna know the girth of your dick. Flaccid &amp; erected. Circumference pls. 😙

Anonymous

Would you trade homes for a month with someone in another place (like the movie The Holiday)

Anonymous

Do u secretly love our birthday gifs parades?

Anonymous

I think the amount of comments this go around is gonna raise a couple of Irish eyebrows when he checks this!!😨💖

Anonymous

What makes the West of Ireland so magical? Why are you drawn to that area?

Anonymous

Sexy whispered shoutout please.......I think you kind of know what I like (hint: it involves the "c" word, and it's not cat). Hehehehehe.......😉

Anonymous
>>3076197

I think Gael has (a very good way, IMO) a way of dealing with those types of questions.... He reads them, then laughs or makes a joke, and moves on 😆

Anonymous

Would you ever stay in a haunted hotel?

Trish

When is the best time of year to visit Ireland?

Anonymous

Can I get a singing shout out? And can Gri get a deep voice shout out? Pretty please 😆💋

Anonymous

Ok this is really my last request... Maybe 🙈 Can I get a Cork slang shout out, pretty please!

Anonymous

Is there any bug that makes you scream like a girl? Flying cockroaches for example?

Anonymous

Do you consider yourself a good listener?

Gri (Sassy_One)

Do you consider yourself a good kisser? Any feedback received that you'd care to share with us? Any interesting stories about kissing?

Anonymous

Goodnight to all the crazy lovelies!Don't wear Gael out too much 🤓😉

Anonymous

Are you ticklish?

Anonymous

What did that monkey ever do to deserve all the spanking? (Is spanking the monkey a term in Ireland? if not this question makes no sense but answer it anyway).

Anonymous

What inspires you to remain vegan? I am in so deep now with reasons, I can't even imagine another way of life. But, it's taken me about eight years to get to this point. Where are you at with it? How does your family respond?

Anonymous

Possibly my last question (no promises....lol). First kiss with a new lover - tongue or no tongue? Could someone gauge your level of interest by either the absence of, or amount of, tongue action? 😘

Trish

Okay...last one. Sexy, whisper shout out, please?

Anonymous

Everyone wants shout outs... Me too?

Anonymous

Thoughts on marriage and fatherhood, and whether or not you'd like to be a husband and/or father someday.

Anonymous (edited)

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2022-02-18 16:13:13 The nipple tease is great! This is a wonderful scene👏
2016-11-21 05:17:22 U asked for foreign language &amp; imma give it to ya. Say this: 我亲爱的 Philotes, 你是我的性感女神，你永远是我的最爱。你是我的"性"福。 😙😙😙 Edit: So it looks like it's too challenging 😛 just say this then: 我的性感美女们， 你们是我最大的幸福! Which means "My sexy lovelies, you are my greatest blessings!" ❤ No phonetics tho cos it really doesnt work. Pls use the translator to help. 😙

U asked for foreign language &amp; imma give it to ya. Say this: 我亲爱的 Philotes, 你是我的性感女神，你永远是我的最爱。你是我的"性"福。 😙😙😙 Edit: So it looks like it's too challenging 😛 just say this then: 我的性感美女们， 你们是我最大的幸福! Which means "My sexy lovelies, you are my greatest blessings!" ❤ No phonetics tho cos it really doesnt work. Pls use the translator to help. 😙

Anonymous

Camping in the forrest under the stars, or camping on the beach under the stars? What appeals to you most about the one you choose?

Anonymous

I feel like I should be coming up with more serious / thoughtful questions, but I'm kind of tired out @ the moment. Just gonna roll with the silliness &amp; sexiness this time, and maybe go deep (ooh, baby!) again for the next ramble.

Anonymous
>>3076770

Who kisses a lover with no tongue? Maybe not all tongue. But not no tongue. ? He is a professional. 😜

Anonymous

Can u sing a piece from 'The Blower's Daughter' by Damien Rice? If you don't know that song... well uhm, this is awkward lol 😳

Anonymous
>>3076936

BTW @Brigid - love the new profile pic! Looking good lady 😊😘

Anonymous

Do you have any hobbies, outside of audio and our crazy, sexy, fun community?

Anonymous

Did he tell us the kind of Cologne he wears yet? Or after shave or deodorant? The point is I want to know what he smells like.

Anonymous

Gael, good luck with all the comments sweetheart! Goodnight, ladies 💋

Anonymous
>>3077059

I have to go to bed too. Night @Crystal, @Gaelforce, all the lovely Sirens, and John Boy.......haha 😂😂. Sleep well everyone and happy dreaming! 😴💤❤️

Anonymous
>>3077045

I *think* he mentioned in a tamble somewhere that he likes Hugo Boss... not positive...

Anonymous

Busy living the dream today and returned to see 570 comments... I added in some responses but, dang!!!

Anonymous

In a previous ramble, you talked about possibly making a career change and going into counseling. Is that something you would need more education for (a different degree or certification)? What is it about that work that excites you?

Anonymous
>>3076842

So cold Philotes, at least romanize it for the poor guy😬

Anonymous
>>3077190

@Ali - hopefully I heard correctly 😜 If not @Gaelforce, same questions only about accounting (which I happen to know ALOT about.....haha 🤓💲💶 - ask me anything!).

Anonymous

So, where can I find that Alpha button? I'd like to try and switch it on. 😊😛

Anonymous

Guten Morgen, Sirens! I see you`ve been productive!! XD A happy Montag - Monday to all of you! :))

Anonymous
>>3077340

You see, I forgot to lock the cages last night, and they all got out and there was no supervision! 😂 See what they did!?

Anonymous

Good morning lovely sirens !

Anonymous

GOOD MORNING LOVELY SIRENS!!!

Anonymous

Are there any little details you love about women? Like jewerly, nail polish, whatever.

Anonymous

Oh, Gael I forgot ... am I too late to ask for a shout out? Would you say my all time favourite?... "Oh my God, Claudia?!!" Dankeschön! XP

Anonymous

i want to ask something again but my english dont help...grrrr

Anonymous

what is the thing a woman can do to you in bed that will bring you closer to the edge?fuck my english

Anonymous

Herr Gael, when you read the comments, do you hear them in a matching female voice in your head?? ... If yes, try to read this comment again in the voice you just heard... Hahaha, danke!

Anonymous

Ooh, here are approximate phonetics for Mary's French request from the sexy ramble thread: "Mary, zhay daze-ehss-pair-ay-mahn ahn-vee deuh twah!" And my follow-up: "Oh Mary... ay Jessica... ay Brigid... voo meuh rahn-day foo! Zheuh veuh voo bay-zay, may day-ehss!" There now, don't you feel redeemed? ;-)

Anonymous

Hmm... in some of your audios, your character sucks on his partner's tongue. In real life, have you ever gotten complaints that you sucked too hard / too suddenly &amp; hurt your partner, or is this a thing that some guys -- any guys -- actually get right? (When various men have tried it on me, it's mostly felt like they were suddenly trying to pull my tongue out by the root. Painful &amp; not sexy.)

Anonymous

(And we still have the whole work week to go! Oy, poor Mr. Mayor. His tongue's going to be so tired by the end of this ramble!)

Anonymous

:) A long time ago I asked for some poetry, so if you like... to hone your reciting skills: An Fuacht Cad eile ‘bheadh uaim sa tsaol: cead teachta is imeachta gan beann ar éinne is an oíche ag titim le faobhar is an sioc ag tuirlingt ón spéir is an fuacht ag crapadh na réalt? Cad eile ‘bheadh uaim sa tsaol: bheith neadaithe isteach fé charn blaincéadaí is an sioc amuigh ina shuí is an fuacht ag siúl timpeall an tí? Cad eile ‘bheadh uaim sa tsaol: muga breá tae le héirí gréine is canta aráin agus im air agus subh bhreá mhilis shú craobh is an dúthaigh chomh bán le heala is an lá chomh cruaidh le speal is an intinn chomh geal is chomh géar?

Anonymous
>>3077799

亲爱的! 😂😂😂 u r trying to kill him 😂😂😂 I like it tho

Anonymous

Did you ever let a woman dominate you?

Anonymous

Fine, fine. Since Claudia already broke out the Gaelic... (And look, since this is the 2nd time I've requested something like this: I promise I'm not some sort of pushy religious fanatic -- I mean sure, I get crushes on gods &amp; I'm an absolute slut for 3 or 4 of them in particular, but that's just one of my endearing quirks. And the sexy things I write for actual human people aren't entirely mine to share anymore, so y'all get the sexy things I write for gods instead. This one was my response to a damned improbable &amp; fun set of circumstances.) Anyway, please read this, if nothing else so I can stop butchering the pronunciation when I sing it? Go raibh maith agat, a chara! A Mhanannan, mo chroí, A Mhanannan, mo rí. Tá mo chroí trí thine, Fionn is fionnaraigh do shruthanna... Bím ag tnúth le hiad, leat Tar istígh... A Mhanannan, mo chroí, A Mhanannan, mo rí. A thiárna áiteanna teoranna, Do hullái taispeáin dom, Mo lasair taspainfidh duit Tar istígh... A Mhanannan, mo chroí, A Mhanannan, mo rí.

Kathy M

What's something somebody else can do that would drive you absolutely nuts, like waving a red flag in front of a bull. I have a few like for instance when somebody says, "I don't know what to tell you." Drives me crazy.

Anonymous
>>3077930

(Oh dear. Just ran the text through Google Translate into English, and I hope the issue is my spelling, because otherwise my hours of dictionary delving left a bit to be desired... X-P )

Miranda

Wow so many comments already.. I'll take a sexy whisper-out from Alpha Gael. ☺️

Anonymous

Yeah I'm late to this party so I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the end result.

Anonymous

For "Gael Science"...I hope you answered all the cum and cock related questions? Hm?....so, to finish it off... what is the consistence of your cum ...thick and creamy, thinish, sticky, watery??? And is your cock straigh or bend, veiny or smooth, pale or dusky? ...So, now I hope I covered the main aspects of "Gael - Cock and Cum Science"?? XP PS: Feel free to fib as you like! Hahaha...

Kelly S

Holy shit, 656 comments?!?!?!? Y'all are too much, I swear! When it comes to intercourse, there are three levels... Making love, having sex and fucking. Agree or disagree? Discuss.

Kelly S
>>3076253

Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty Little Ball of Fur Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty Pur, pur, pur

Miranda

Favorite location to cum? And by that I mean locations on or inside a woman. Not looking for places like car, bathroom, your own chest..

Anonymous

Do you like it when your muse wears your clothes? How does it makes you feel?

Anonymous

You said you like to smell good. So what brand of shower gel/bubble bath/shampoo... do you use? :)

Anonymous

Have you had any close calls while recording audios? (Neighbor or family show up at your door, etc).

Anonymous

Does anyone in your family know you do this? What has their reaction been (or what would it be)?

Anonymous

Is it me or have you stopped using the word energy as much? I feel like you haven't said it on a while. Are these girls making you self conscious about it or is it just that my ear doesnt hear the mispronounciation anymore?

Anonymous

If you`d meet one of your Sirens for a nice date, what would be the first thing you`d say?...What would you talk about?...(I assume it could get a little awkward... hmm...depending on which one of us you`d meet... I´d probably gawk at you and stammer something uncomprehensible in Bavarian... which is fine, `cause you said you are shy, so you could respond with gawking back and uncomprehensible Gaelic stammering! ...it could get interesting...) Hahaha...

Anonymous
>>3078852

I would probably gawk and stare while he rambled on about something or another. Of course i'd be laughing at his corny jokes but mostly just watching his mouth move. Then ever so politely I would ask "can you take your pants off now? "

Anonymous

(Little psa: I figured out how you can post pictures in here, gonna let you know when I'm nack home! ^_^)

Anonymous

Pick up lines that you've used in the past that have worked, and ones that haven't worked.

Anonymous

Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies...hope yall have a great day. Also, try and give the poor guy a break (or dont)😂

Anonymous
>>3078845

Oh, I hope we haven't made you self-conscious about it! Nobody was poking fun in a mean-spirited or judgmental way -- we just find your accent delightful. I have to hope it's just coincidence, and not that we've made you shyer.

Anonymous

Frau Crystal is right. One last question... do you like snow?? I´ll halt die Klappe - shut up now

Anonymous
>>3079078

Is it awful that as good as this question is, I find myself almost hoping more that he wum's us than gives us a straight answer -- just to see what he comes up with?

Anonymous (edited)

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2022-02-18 16:17:00 ありがとうございます😂
2016-11-21 16:33:59 But I`d really like to witness the 1000 comments Ramble thread! XPP
>>3079479

But I`d really like to witness the 1000 comments Ramble thread! XPP

Anonymous

How many of The United States can you name right now? No cheating!- no maps, no internet. (Hint- there's like 50/51 of 'em) 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Anonymous

What's the best gift you've ever gotten?

Anonymous

What's the funniest prank you pulled on someone?

Anonymous

Herr Gael, what are your feelings about this epic 1000 comments Ramble?? ...Toll, isn`t it?? XP

Anonymous

How many of the US states can you identify on a map (but don't use it for Sage's question)

Anonymous

What's the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you? In person or email.

Meghan McDonald

I would love another sexy ramble.You blew my mind the last time.

Anonymous

How often do you fake orgasms in the audios?

Anonymous
>>3079870

No I want some funny stories! I love his stories of 😆

Anonymous

How much can you bench press?

Anonymous

Do you skip leg day?

Anonymous

Do you wear speedos to the beach?

Anonymous
>>3080007

Chicken legs?🍗🍗😆 Nah, he's a runner/biker👍🏼

Anonymous

This is for Gael and his lovelies. There's a challenge quiz next door 🤓

Anonymous

Are you more shy doing personal audios?

Anonymous

So you keep saying you are shy (I'm not talkative but im not "shy" and you are way talkative so I guess I can believe that you are shy). So are you superbashful with a woman and then when she decides to give you some, do you turn on the Alpha and wreck her whole life?

Anonymous

Are you gonna be able to handle when there are 200+ patrons in here? That number is steadily rising. Which is good for you I guess.

Anonymous
>>3080271

Follow up question. Would you be willing to wreck mine?

Anonymous

Do you wear button fly jeans?

Anonymous
>>3080013

I hope not.😣 and doesn't it rain year round in Ireland?

Kelly S
>>3081286

I've thought that before, Catherine. He seems to only mention buttons, never really zippers. Then again, zippers can be very dangerous for men, or so 'Something About Mary' taught me. (And, possibly a time with Mr when we thought we would have a few more minutes alone but a kid decided to come bursting into the room through the locked but not actually fully closed door. haha)

Anonymous

Gael, you clever little Deifi - devil! You distracted us with your über-hilarious vid XD, from our goal to reach the 1000 comments!! ...very clever! Still 236 left... but it`s just monday!! Hehe...

Anonymous

Hey Claudia want some help? :P

Anonymous

Why ask why?

Anonymous

Do you like to be shared?

Anonymous

Maybe I should just spam him with pictures of cats XD

Anonymous

What time did you say you were picking me up for our date? And where we goin? Is it casual dress? (Expand comments😋)

Anonymous

Some of your slutty sirens like to post dirty, filthy, trashy gifs on twitter. How do feel about that, knowing that we...er they...are thinking of your sexy ass?

Anonymous

If you won money in a lottery (i mean a very big amount) would you continue doing audio erotica for your loyal Sirens?

Anonymous

Have you seen the movie "Addiction"? Ladies, yall should see it....mmmm....

Anonymous

What is your favorite corner in your house?

Anonymous

Is there American slang that makes no sense to you?

Anonymous

This is an escape for many of us; how do escape?

Anonymous

Have you had a real lap dance before? Gone to a strip club?

Anonymous

What would you have been in the past? ...A sort of wandering bard, rambling through the lands, telling stories by the fire... followed by a flock of horny, devoted women? :) ... chased by flocks of jealous men? XP

Anonymous

Gael is there any possibility to answer all the questions?LOL

Anonymous

Whats your major turn offs? If u answered already, oops!!

Anonymous

Your response to women who ask 'why do men cheat?'

Kathy M
>>3082095

And some of the quieter sirens just like looking, pretending to be aghast at the posts that the aforementioned sirens debaucherous posts.

Anonymous

We know you won`t wear leather pants (still a pity :( ) Sooo what is your famous belt made of ?? Hm? ...And do you wear "funny" belt buckles? ....bitte say no!! ;))

Anonymous

1 minute Scenario: 2 sexy sirens sit on either side of you at a bar. They are both hot. Duh. They both wanna take you to never-never land. They take your hands and lead u to a somewhat secluded part of the pub. They kiss you...how would Gaelforce proceed? Would he?

Anonymous

Were you a troublemaker when you were a child? And what's the worse punishment you had as a child?

Anonymous

How do you punish naughty Sirens?

Anonymous

What are you most scared of?

Anonymous

Ive done little to no work in 8 hrs. Better luck next time i guess.

Anonymous

You've mentioned in previous audios that you went through a dark period in your life (related to religion - meaning of life). Is depression something that you have struggled with, or was that an isolated incident?

Anonymous

Going to end on a joke, because you should always leave your (fantasy) lover with a smile on his face....hahaha 😉. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Dare: mimic my voice saying something....sexy....

Anonymous

Also gut, I said this before but, was solls... Hey, Herr Real-life-not-Gael-person! When the time arrives and you finally decide to kill Gael, can we have a say how he dies?? ;) ... He needs and deserves the best, romantic tear-jerking, hellacious death scene ever! XD

Anonymous

Do you have big ears, weird looking feet, etc...

Anonymous

Don't you want to ask us questions? You're such an attention hog.😋

Anonymous

Im going to sleep too.Good night Ladies!

Anonymous

One more sexy shoutout for the hell of it (and to help get us to 1000 comments). Walk up behind me, wrap me in your strong arms, and whisper in my ear all the naughty things you are going to do to me. 😳😉😘

Anonymous

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Anonymous

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Gri (Sassy_One)
>>3076593

*wonders what a deep voice shout out is, coz it could either be scary or naughty*

Anonymous

Are we planning to break patreon again? 😂

Anonymous

Gael luv, If you had a Bucket List what would be the top 3 things on your list?

Kathy M

Why did the chicken cross the road and which came first? The chicken or the egg? Are there vegan equivalents for these questions?

Anonymous

A request: I'm sitting down working on something, you lean down and whisper in my ear. "Allo luv, I'm going to run a nice hot candlelit bubble bath. Come and join me in a few minutes." A soft "mmm" sound, and a few enticing kisses on my neck.

Anonymous

Would you ever go skydiving? I think it would be so fun.

Anonymous

Why do you follow that porn star? Childhood friend?

Anonymous
>>3084646

How Abt bungee jumping? Rope tied to your ankles? Weeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous

If electricity come from electrons, does morality come from morons? 😂

Anonymous

Really random thought... Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Anonymous

Favorite euphemism for pulling the pork? 🍆🌽

Anonymous

Are you a pyromaniac and if so do you wear a blazer?

Anonymous

Who do you fantasize about when you blow the whistle? 🍆👅

Anonymous
>>3085147

I've wondered that as well 🤔 P.S. Sage you just got a stupid song stuck in my head... Thanks

Anonymous

Not to 1000 yet?

Anonymous
>>3084483

1. Lifetime supply of vegan Taytos. 2. Robot fapping arm. 🤖💪🏻 3. For Sage to stop answering his questions.

Anonymous

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? And will you please try to say that word, pretty please!

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Anonymous

Can you say "Howdy ma'am"?

Anonymous

Are you to be fucked with? Meaning if you had to could you street brawl and not get your ass kicked?

Anonymous

How many siblings do you have? You're the oldest? Y'all close?

Anonymous

Will you say "You best be straighten' up lil missy or I'll tan yer hide."

Anonymous

How long were you a Bouncer and any funny or dramatic stories?

Anonymous

Did you or do you watch wrestling?

Anonymous

What would your superhero name be?

Anonymous

Name three things in nature you find most beautiful?

Anonymous

Which do you prefer, sunrises or sunsets?

Anonymous

If you had to lose one of the 5 senses, which would you give up?

Anonymous

Are you a leg man? Ass man? Tit man? Hips? Lips? Camel toe/pussy print?

Anonymous

Why is the Gaelic word for Men- Fear? 😳

Anonymous

Have you ever gone cow tipping? 🐮

Anonymous

Wait, are we trying to get to 1000 tonight? We're getting closer girls!

Anonymous

What were you thinking about in the Primal Moans/Lion King post?

Anonymous

Do you own a tracksuit?

Anonymous

What's your weirdest "quirk"?

Anonymous
>>3085388

It will be 2000+ if he waits until Friday or Sunday to do this. I bet nobody else's Patreon account is getting this much action.

Anonymous

Last text message you sent/received?

Miranda

Oh, I have another genuine question! When it comes to blowjobs is it all about the depth or is there some added turn on to triggering a gag reflex..not everyone has a gag reflex.. so I'm just wondering if that adds something to the experience?

Anonymous

Last naughty thought?

Anonymous

One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?

Anonymous

Have you ever shot a gun? BB gun?

Anonymous
>>3085399

Yes. yes he does. Im guessing adidas. Keeping it old school.

Anonymous

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Anonymous

Last time you came?💦 Last time you gave?🍆😋

Miranda
>>3085373

Actually cow tipping is a myth. Cows don't sleep standing up, nor do they have any trouble standing back up. You were probably just hoping for a funny Gael story, but the nerd in me can't ignore it. :) Gael, tell us an equivalent story of your youthful shenanigans?

Anonymous

Have you ever ridden a horse or donkey?

Anonymous

Bed, kitchen counter, table, couch, shower. Favorite place to engage in coitus?

Anonymous

Have you written anything new? The Rain poem was lovely.

Anonymous

Favorite Halloween costume that you've worn?

Anonymous

Have you ever grown a full beard? And ladies I mean on his face 😆

Anonymous

Would you ever shave your woman?

Anonymous

Have you ever been in a boyband?

Miranda

Did you ever have to perform in a school play or christmas pageant/panto?Did you like it? Was it awful? Funny stories?

Anonymous

Do you know sign language?

Anonymous

Are you ever going to trust us with a ramble thread again? 😂

Miranda

Is someone else in your family/your whole family a fan of telling terrible jokes? Who can I blame? *Shakes fist to sky* j/k

Anonymous

Does Bobby have any nicknames?

Anonymous

Has Bobby ever helped you talk to a girl?

Anonymous
>>3085656

I know a couple words 😏🖕🏼👌🏼🤘🏼🖖🏼✌🏼🖕🏼 👉🏼👌🏼

Anonymous

Why did you choose Bobby for his name?

Anonymous

Candlelight, moonlight or stage lights?

Anonymous

Have you ever watched Weekend at Bernies?

Anonymous

Im done.

Anonymous

How far can you run before you get tired?

Anonymous

Robbie Robertson or Jimmy Page?

Anonymous

Do you realize at this point, we're just trying to reach 1000 comments? 😂

Anonymous

If you had to choose a new profession, what would you choose?

Anonymous

How many fingers am I holding up? 🖕🏼

Anonymous

1002 comments!

Anonymous

We've hit over 1000 comments!!! Now can you yodel for us Gael? Please?

Anonymous
>>3085774

Trina came in at the eleventh hour and SNAKED comment 1000!!!😈😈

Anonymous

Did you realize your singing would become so popular?

Anonymous
>>3085736

That's the mile marker she'll be hiding at with the rope. 😃

Anonymous

Let's shoot for 1500!

Anonymous

Lotion, cream or oil?

Anonymous

What's your blood type?

Anonymous

So about blood... how do you feel about "riding the crimson tide"? What about "red wings"?

Anonymous

Alright ladies...I'm done for the night... Have fun and, please, try and be good 💋

Miranda

So did you grow up around boats? Do you know how to do...boat-y things? :D Fisherman's knots? :D I know how to tie some knots...

Anonymous

Raquel, have you seen the movie "Woman on Top" w/ Penelope Cruz? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdMiq4UYpew" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdMiq4UYpew</a>

Anonymous

Swedish lesson #2: Vill du äta middag med mig? Phonetic pronunciation: Vil do etta mead-ah meh may? English translation: Would you like to have dinner with me? Very useful phrase for the single Irishman about town.....lol 😘

Anonymous
>>3085853

Ooh, your comment gave me an impromptu knotwork haiku: Soft nylon traces / Crisp diamonds down his strong chest / I am unraveled.

Anonymous
>>3085481

I like this one. Might i add, the last time you came so good ur head exploded. 😌

Anonymous

Applause, Applause, Applause!!! We did it....over 1000 comments! Hahaha...

Anonymous

Guten Morgen, a happy Dienstag - Tuesday to y`all! Hope everybody`s good!? ...We had an absolutely amazing Sonnenaufgang - sunrise! Genießt euren Tag!! XD

Anonymous

good morning Ladies

Anonymous
>>3086502

Guten Morgen Claudia! This thread is hilarious! bwahahhaha!

Anonymous
>>3085273

Oh, I know... "Ich habe zwei Brüder und eine Schwester, ich habe keine Haustiere" ...though the second part is not true! Soo?? XD

Anonymous

GAEL! U promised a tour around your house! Bring us around. Jump on your couch, make tea in yr ASMR kitchen, bring us up your stairs, jump on yr bed (again), roll around, draw up yr curtains and take a piss in yr bathroom 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies!!! Are we going to have this thing up to 1500 by the end of the week without even trying?

Anonymous
>>3087438

Ja, do it! But the bed sound last time was very unsatisfying!! ...Try harder!! :)

Anonymous
>>3087588

Morning B! I think it will be 2000 end of the week. It's only Tuesday 😂

Anonymous

More bicep curls and dead lifts w growls? Lift heavier than your usual. Will that give us a good guttural growl? 😈 If not, u can grab yr balls.

Anonymous

Do you have a big back yard?

Anonymous

I wanna hear a good whimper. Whimper my name pls. 😈😈😈

Anonymous

Tell us about your first time! xD

Anonymous

A lesson in Bavarian: "Sers, Claudia! Guad schaugst wiada aus!...wia allaweil hoid, gei!" XP

Anonymous

How about your drawing skills? Can you draw? Calligraphy?... If yes, what`s your favourite kind of brush? :)

Anonymous

Will you ever ask us for a Ramble again ??? Hm? ... Ooohh, and 1111 comments! Haha..

Anonymous

We know how you value your anonymity so I wondered.. Have you ever accidently outed someone's identity? Yikes, that'd be awful. How would you make it up to them?

Anonymous

Its very nice that he give us the opportunity to make questions (some of them probably very personal) but i think he should set some restrictions in the amount of questions per person.Probably its fun for him too but if there are 1000 questions he needs too much time to answer.Maybe its very tiring for him to do a 2-3 ramble audioit.Maybe im wrong.I wrote my thoughts :)

Anonymous
>>3088211

He doesnt have to answer them all in one setting. If he chooses to maybe its because he has the time. Surely he isnt neglecting what he HAS to do for this. ALSO there arent 1000 questions (yet) there is a lot of playing in between which he is good at skipping &amp; not addressing.

Anonymous

Herr Gael, what is your secret? Why can`t we stop to muse about you? ...Asking the most impossible questions?? ...must be an ancient Irish spell! XP

Anonymous

When can we expect this full ramble, January, February?

Kathy M

Will the real Gaelforce please stand up, please stand up. I just listened to two vastly different audios on The Youtube and kudos to you for mixing things up, they couldn't be more different. I gotta ask is the fast slang talker the real you or the Gael we hear here on our rambles?

Anonymous

Santa Claus is cumming.I mean coming!What do you want to bring you this year?

Anonymous

Someone got you angry.Really angry.Describe yourself.What youre doing?Yelling?Leaving or something else?

Anonymous

Youre on a date with someone you really like.Suddenly you see a woman who sits opposite smiling at you, lick her lips and generally does things that indicate she wants you badly.What are you doing? xD

Anonymous
>>3089473

He is rolling his eyes saying "oh that's just Tina".

Anonymous

Hey girls!The "thank you" post its a distraction!Don't stop asking questions haha

Anonymous

Have you ever regretted not attending university? (I am pretty sure you said in a previous ramble that you did not attend. If I am mistaken, here is the alternative question.........What do you feel was your greatest take away from university?).

Anonymous
>>3089763

Ja, he tries it again! Don`t let him succeed with his sweet, mushy *sigh* distraction post!! XP

Anonymous

I won`t give up, yet! So, another question...You said you rarely drink alcohol but when you do, what is your erste Wahl - first choice? Beer, wine, Irish cream...? ;)

Anonymous
>>3091329

Caught ya! I think he said hard Cider? Or was it Ginger Beer?

Anonymous

Herr Gael a last question for "Gael-Cock and Cum-Science"... I forgot to ask... How does your cum taste like? Would you describe, bitte? For science! ...Danke sehr XP

Anonymous
>>3091932

Are you asking if Gael sampled his own cum? Maybe low sodium salty taste. 😜

Anonymous

I have a real question that I'm honestly curious about this time. Do vegans have a problem with feeding their pets meat?

Anonymous

good night ladies

Anonymous

Just a last post to get closer to 1200. XD Gute Nacht, Mädls! See you! :)

Anonymous

Have you told the women you've dated the past few years about Gaelforce? What did they think?

Anonymous

Is there a locked chest where you keep your Gael tools? For when family, friends come over? What's in it? Microphone Lube Towels Flesh-light Blow up doll Tory Lane DVD Leather paddles Clown horn Pot O Gold

Anonymous

1200!! What is the craziest looking/spelled Irish name? Can you pronounce these, please? Siobhan Caoimhe Aoife Saoirse Oisin Aisling Grainne Cathal Ruairí Eoin Mairéad Róisín Sadhbh Meadhbh Odhran Bláithnaid Ruaidhri

Anonymous

Jesus...still?😒

Anonymous
>>3093782

Aww, chin up Catherine. Is this your first ramble? These can be stretched out for days, weeks even.

Anonymous

Not sure if this has ever been asked but assuming you know how to swim, have you ever been skinny dipping? If so, alone or with someone? How about snorkeling or scuba diving? I have skinny dipped with someone before but not had the chance to do either of the others yet.

Anonymous

I have an important question for everyone... Have y'all seen a movie called The Room? It is the best worst movie ever made!!!

Trish

Holy crap! 😳😱😳😱😳😱😳Ramble records have been broken! You poor man! Happy reading and rambling! 😂 Hi ladies! 🤗

Anonymous

Frau Sage! Looks like the sedating potion works... it´s getting quiet... shhh... XPP

Anonymous

We know you can run a marathon... let's see if you can do a ramble marathon! Ramblethon?

Anonymous

Lullaby, and good night, you are Sage's delight. 🎶 I'll protect you from harm, and you'll wake in my arms. Lullaby, and sleep tight, my darling sleeping. 🎶 On sheets white as cream, with a head full of dreams. Sleepyhead, close your eyes, I'm right here beside you. Lay thee down now and rest, may your slumber be blessed. Go to sleep, little one, think of puppies and kittens. 🎶 Go to sleep, little one, think of butterflies in spring. Go to sleep, little one, think of sunny bright mornings. Hush, darling one, sleep through the night,

Anonymous
>>3094731

Ja, das gut. I'm singing them to sleep ⬇️ 😴💤💤

Anonymous
>>3094761

Ausgezeichnet! That should do the trick... Sleep Sirens, sleep... (seems the potion had all the right ingredients!)

Anonymous

*whisper*.... Soo? Everybody`s asleep now?? ...shhh :)

Anonymous

Καλημέρα Ladies!

Anonymous

Do you have any "weird" fetish? xD

Anonymous

Do you want me to stop asking questions? xD haha

Anonymous

What is your biggest fear

Anonymous

Heaven help you if you're on the app on your phone to read this thread! We're a whisper's distance from 1200 comments, w/ half a week at least to go!

Anonymous
>>3095931

Imagine how many questions i will ask till then!HAHAHA

Anonymous

Just checking who`s still awake!? XP

Anonymous
>>3096171

Oh, and this one to get the 1260, my favourite temperature. Haha...

Anonymous

It seems that inspiration went somewhere else xD

Anonymous

Frau Sage, if you are around, and awake? Ich denke wir hatten Erfolg! The thread is stagnating... Time for step 2! XD

Anonymous
>>3096535

It's a good potion!! Nice mixing skillz Frau Claudia! Everyone sleeps... except for a little fox keeps coming around, determined to stay awake.

Anonymous

i fall asleep on the couch bahaha.Im here too :p

Anonymous

Holy crap! Last time I checked in were around 400 comments. Y'all been busy ;)

Anonymous

Corny joke: How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Did you hear the song about the tortilla? Actually it's more of a wrap...

Anonymous

What do you can an anxious dinosaur? A Nervous Rex

Anonymous

Cold medicine ✔ sleep✔ mild amount of caffeine ✔... suddenly I feel all perky and clever... wonder where Claudia and Sage are? Off brewing something, perhaps 😉

Anonymous

Hiya Trina, Angie.How are you sweet Ladies?

Anonymous
>>3099137

Hello my lovely goddess! :) I'm good, thank you! Finishing off the day slowly (Sage is waiting for this moment, I know haha), I have classes to teach in the morning. Blah. XD How are you?

Anonymous

He is magical luv :) Awwww there are moments that i really want to hug him.I mean not sexually im not talking about that moments.

Anonymous
>>3099251

I knooooow - I love hugs so much, and he definitely deserves them!

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Frau @Sage and @Claudia - the fox is off to sleep, so this might be a good time for your witchcraft. XD Niiight. ❤

Anonymous

Aaarghhh...you girls won`t shut up!?? Sage where are you? That mangy fox double-crossed us!... but now she`s asleep! We need to...

Anonymous

Nice one! ... same here, I need convincing and psyching too

Anonymous

claudia do you wanna play hide and seek?

Anonymous

What happened Claudia? I was flying across country.

Anonymous

she tried to make us sleep but probably she fall asleep first BAHAHA

Anonymous

Question for Gael: When it hurts do you kiss it to make it better? xD

Anonymous
>>3085432

So Miranda wants u to know she doesnt have a gag reflex. Showing off.

Anonymous

I am a list maker. I make lists of everything. I have even made lists that include reminders to make other lists... After the last ramble (not the sexy ramble, the other kind) I made a list in my phone for next time. That way I wouldn't forget any questions or requests that pop into my head and I'll have funny jokes ready to go if I should find myself with an empty brain... so I checked, and the only thing I wrote on that list was the title. Whoops. I mean, it doesn't look like we need it, but next week does still seem like a while away...

Anonymous
>>3103026

I'm a fellow list maker, and I did the same. XD Wrote down my questions.

Anonymous

Guten Morgen, Mädls.... *gähn* Ich...fell... asleep... :( Have a nice Donnerstag, and be good girls and drink this yummy "tea" I prepared for you all!! ...Prost! Sláinte! XP

Anonymous

Hello beautiful Ladies!

Anonymous

Frau Sage. Frau Sage!!?? ...We did it! No new requests for 18 hours!... Is this the end of the epic Ramble thread?? XD ...Gael, you may express your eternal gratitude to us later...Hahaha...

Anonymous

No Claudia.I have another question.HAHA

Anonymous

Gael: Have you ever received naked photos from women as an expression of gratidude?? xD

Anonymous

Idk if someone already asked this or you already answered it from before but, what is your biggest turn off?

Anonymous

Here lies The Epic Ramble b. Nov. 20, 2016 ~ d. Nov. 24, 2016 She made us laugh, she made cry. Now this girl must finally die. 🌻🌷🌹 R I P 🌹🌷🌻

Anonymous
>>3108965

Ruhe in Frieden, Epic Ramble! We will always remember you. Your life was short, but intense! *sniff*

Anonymous

Can u moan my name and kiss me while u do? Btw luv u &amp; ur audios😚

Anonymous

Describe your character with 5 adjectives xD

Anonymous

He didnt tell us to stop so...we continue asking questions xD

Anonymous

Last time I was here there was an epitaph. Now a resurrection?

Anonymous

Ok then. Since we are sooo close to 1400. At cuddle time would you let your girl be the big spoon?

Anonymous

And more grinds? I love hearing it and then you explaining what it means

Anonymous

This damn thread is like a vampire, it won`t stay dead!! I´ll have to fetch my trusty stakes...

Anonymous

Is it 15 hrs later? (When you reach this comment from when you started answering these questions)

Anonymous

Let's give the poor man some time! 1381 comments, and he hasn't had a holiday from work like us Yanks... besides, rambles nearly always drop on a weekend day / evening. Patience... all good things cum to those who wait. ;-)

Anonymous

It seems in ur audios that you like to 'squeeze' the listener and I feel the same way. I don't know if there is a squeezing kink out there that people know about, but I have a kink for that *blushes*. Can you hug me really passionately and not wanting to let go? I think I'd melt if you did that. Muahs ❤️

Anonymous

Sunshine: sometimes you type a response like, "rut row." Can you please say it out loud? I want to hear you say rut row. Please and thank you!!!

Anonymous

Can you sing Bob Marley's "Could you be loved?" Please! 😍

Anonymous

If I'm not too late, a hello would be the best. And I'll also take a cheeky pick up line if you've got one handy. 😉 (And ps. You're awesome- thank you for sharing your brand of magic with us. 😘)

Kathy M

I'm seconding Jillian here 😊 if it's not too late could I hear my name with one of your luscious kisses? Ty 💗

Anonymous

Pizza without cheese is blasphemy and not pizza (1412)

Anonymous
>>3118201

Yes...cuz you are Irish-Jamaican afterall, should be EZ.

Anonymous
>>3076482

See Gael! Ya bring out our inner slut!! Thank you 😶😳😩

Anonymous

1415 The End

Anonymous

This is the thread that never ends / It just goes on and on, my friends / Our Mayor posted less than a mere week ago / The Sirens piled on and we would not let it go / This is the thread that never ends...

Anonymous

Holy Shit, I go away for a week and come back to over 1400 comments and a TON of posts from our Mayor 🤗🤗. I love you all but there is no way that I can even remotely go through and read all of these so I believe I will be sitting this one out. And Gael, good luck 🍀. You are going to need to show us some of that stamina that we have all been hearing about 😉😉

Anonymous

1420 Stop playing

Anonymous

Hi😳😼

Anonymous

This thread is too yellow long!!! I just deleted 15 of my posts. You're welcome. Luv you like a vegan Luvs rice and beans 😘