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Sexy Poetry (Patreon)

Published:
2021-07-11 17:01:02
Imported:
2022-01

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On a rainy summer's morn a challenge is suggested! Will it be passed of failed miserably?? 

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Anonymous

Olala!!! 😋😋 Imma say, failed miserably 😘

Calypso

I'm enjoying both of these lots. When reading the last one your, "this is good" and your whispered "wake up, wake up, wake up" actually made me laugh out loud. 😂💚

Anonymous

Vanilla can be so delicious 😏

Anonymous

This so hot and cute 😍 you outdid yourself yet again mr mayor

Anonymous

I'm about to get really specific, but that 2nd breathy sigh after "A host, of golden daffodils" (2:45)😍🥰🔥 Lord have mercy. Talk about not playing fair!😅 I was ready to award you the win for that alone.🥇🔥💋❤

Anonymous

Rainy summer morning if thats not an Irish summer idk what is 🤣😭

Anonymous

I love the last bit.. obviously, but the poems have so many lovely tingle buzzwords. Especially the Robert Burns poem is making me zzzzing 🥰 I’m happy that you chose ALL Romantics btw 💕

Anonymous

Healing. Yes. You excel at making everything okay for 12 minutes and 20 seconds despite the roar of chaos that I’m drowning in❤️‍🩹🤍💞

Anonymous

Aaahh, the flutterings of the risen...heartbeat 😘

Anonymous

Let's get it on.... Oops wrong song 😜 That wake up bit needs to be a ringtone! 😍

LynnieBee

After listening to both I really don’t know if I liked the Sugar or Spice version better! I can’t choose! Luckily, we don’t have to! ❤️

Anonymous
>>63586943

Yes, G, if its possible you need to do Wake up wake up wake up as a ringtone!!

Anonymous

Adorable and sexy! 💘❤️‍🔥

Anonymous

I love this version so much, both have their own special magic, but this one, the playful tones, the laugh, and of course the wake up, wake up, wake up....

Anonymous

🌧️🌧️⛈️🕯️Well since the power is out, all I've got are some candles and a creative mind. Hope that's ok.... Truth or dare? Romantic poems are boring eh... Ok... Oh I know mind analysis, Tell me all the emotional trauma. Hug it all away. Oh oopsie too deep. All the kisses.💋💋💋💋✨ Tortured and teased we both shall be. These poems💋 are so 💋pretty. 💋 Rules? Fuck that. I already forgot. What kinda rules you got. Bonnie lass so deep... I like that. Awwwweeee. A most precious angel with a voice from heaven. So fucking cute! ✨ ❤️ ❤️ 🔥Heal me darling, I need it Wake up wake up Wake up ....🎶.💋 💋💋💋Oooooo chills. looks like a warm oil massage for the champ. 🏆 By candle light....🕯️🌧️ . You rock! Have a great week and stay safe. 💋..💋...

Anonymous

I love both versions😍I could take in the beauty of the verses with less distraction and I love the build up, the kisses under the high collar of your white shirt, your sighs especially during Wordsworth. "Oh my love" at 7:14😍 and the ending😋😭💋

Anonymous

I love both versions but this one hit the right spot. For some reason it made me happy and was giggling the entire time, especially the latter part again! You sound drunk and made me remember the Tipsy boyfriend, lol so cute!! 😅🤭♥️

Anonymous

This is such a lovely alternative to the spicier version. I can't stop smiling at the lyrics section too 🤣👏

Anonymous

Whenever possible, do more of these audios. Reciting poems or just reading some few lines from a book would be truly appreciated ( eventually my next workshop request for Seanie 😂 ) But all in all, thank you a lot for this wonderful and ‘oh so much’ fun audio 🙌

Anonymous (edited)

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2022-01-09 17:06:26 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! This was sexier, funnier and more adorable than the first one! I already had “sex brain” before I listened to this one and it threw me over the edge!! I couldn’t make a rational decision for the rest of the day! 🤪 Being new to Spice I wanted to catch up on older audios, ya know just to feel included”(wink wink) The sexual trigger parts of my brain were overloaded….equivalent to “ He was thinking with his penis instead of his brain!!….This led me to the bad decision of not waiting until late Sunday evening to listen to this audio. ““What about the rules? Your rules!” ( I laughed out very loud in a room with family who had no idea that during the drama series we were watching on TV…. I was listening to “Gael reciting poetry & singing Sexual Healing with sounds of being compromised” on my iPhone with wireless earbuds!!!…Ooops!!!) then when Gael said “This is good!” I couldn’t help but let out a giggle and then could not stop giggling or grinning from ear to ear bc my heart was racing and my body temp was rising as Gael continued on to “playfully sing” & “sexily whisper” Sexual Healing! (My cousin asked me with a weird look on his face…”What the fuck is wrong with you???What are you laughing about and why are you smiling like that?? This just made me giggle again and keep smiling bc I knew he could tell that my face was flushed and we were watching a serious drama on TV so he was really confused (giggling again as I type this!!!) 😊 Gael…. your delivery in this audio was PERFECT but seriously put a warning label on your site about the # of audios one can listen to in one day!!! (Yikes!) OR turn down the sexy and adorable a considerable amount…(ok,..just a little)……(ok, not at all) See I still can’t make a decision…(sex brain)!!! 🤪 (Kidding aside) Thank you Gael…… for your talent, your comfort, your playful sense of humor, your DELICIOUS dirty mind & most important for the respect that you show for women. 💖
2021-07-16 06:32:13 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! This was sexier, funnier and more adorable than the first one! I already had “sex brain” before I listened to this one and it threw me over the edge!! I couldn’t make a rational decision for the rest of the day! 🤪 Being new to Spice I wanted to catch up on older audios, ya know just to feel included”(wink wink) The sexual trigger parts of my brain were overloaded….equivalent to “ He was thinking with his penis instead of his brain!!….This led me to the bad decision of not waiting until late Sunday evening to listen to this audio. ““What about the rules? Your rules!” ( I laughed out very loud in a room with family who had no idea that during the drama series we were watching on TV…. I was listening to “Gael reciting poetry & singing Sexual Healing with sounds of being compromised” on my iPhone with wireless earbuds!!!…Ooops!!!) then when Gael said “This is good!” I couldn’t help but let out a giggle and then could not stop giggling or grinning from ear to ear bc my heart was racing and my body temp was rising as Gael continued on to “playfully sing” & “sexily whisper” Sexual Healing! (My cousin asked me with a weird look on his face…”What the fuck is wrong with you???What are you laughing about and why are you smiling like that?? This just made me giggle again and keep smiling bc I knew he could tell that my face was flushed and we were watching a serious drama on TV so he was really confused (giggling again as I type this!!!) 😊 Gael…. your delivery in this audio was PERFECT but seriously put a warning label on your site about the # of audios one can listen to in one day!!! (Yikes!) OR turn down the sexy and adorable a considerable amount…(ok,..just a little)……(ok, not at all) See I still can’t make a decision…(sex brain)!!! 🤪 (Kidding aside) Thank you Gael…… for your talent, your comfort, your playful sense of humor, your DELICIOUS dirty mind & most important for the respect that you show for women. 💖

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! This was sexier, funnier and more adorable than the first one! I already had “sex brain” before I listened to this one and it threw me over the edge!! I couldn’t make a rational decision for the rest of the day! 🤪 Being new to Spice I wanted to catch up on older audios, ya know just to feel included”(wink wink) The sexual trigger parts of my brain were overloaded….equivalent to “ He was thinking with his penis instead of his brain!!….This led me to the bad decision of not waiting until late Sunday evening to listen to this audio. ““What about the rules? Your rules!” ( I laughed out very loud in a room with family who had no idea that during the drama series we were watching on TV…. I was listening to “Gael reciting poetry & singing Sexual Healing with sounds of being compromised” on my iPhone with wireless earbuds!!!…Ooops!!!) then when Gael said “This is good!” I couldn’t help but let out a giggle and then could not stop giggling or grinning from ear to ear bc my heart was racing and my body temp was rising as Gael continued on to “playfully sing” & “sexily whisper” Sexual Healing! (My cousin asked me with a weird look on his face…”What the fuck is wrong with you???What are you laughing about and why are you smiling like that?? This just made me giggle again and keep smiling bc I knew he could tell that my face was flushed and we were watching a serious drama on TV so he was really confused (giggling again as I type this!!!) 😊 Gael…. your delivery in this audio was PERFECT but seriously put a warning label on your site about the # of audios one can listen to in one day!!! (Yikes!) OR turn down the sexy and adorable a considerable amount…(ok,..just a little)……(ok, not at all) See I still can’t make a decision…(sex brain)!!! 🤪 (Kidding aside) Thank you Gael…… for your talent, your comfort, your playful sense of humor, your DELICIOUS dirty mind & most important for the respect that you show for women. 💖

AuthentiKata

Yep. Will definitely be stealing this activity for a rainy day 😉