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Bedtime Stories - Vaccine Adventure (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-02 16:58:40
Imported:
2022-01

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Snuggle up with me love, I've had quite a day!

You know times with me mother are never boring.

Let's get comfy under the covers and I'll tell you all about today's shenanigans!

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Calypso

Woohoo! Story time! *fist pump*

Anonymous

😍😍 Bedtime stories! ♥♥♥ Ooh, can't wait to listen to this 😊😊💋

Anonymous

Perfect timing! Just when I was about to sleep. I could use a bedtime story! 🥰

Anonymous

I was curious if there were going to be more of the bedtime story audios and here we are ☺️ Thank you lovely 🤍

Anonymous

*giggles* I don’t know why but I love “make room for the 🍄 ” 😂

Anonymous

Aww bedtime stories 🥰🥰🥰 probably won’t wait until bedtime to listen though 🙈🙈🙈💗💗💗

Anonymous

I'm about to sleep, so this is perfect timing 🥰 It's always a hoot hearing stories about your mom! 😂

Anonymous

Wait what!! I was really hoping for one. My telepathic powers worked! Thank you, kind sir. *tips hat*

Anonymous

First of all: 🍄? 😂😂 Second: What a good son you are. You have far more patience than I 🥰

Anonymous
>>58984803

I dunno why the fencing joke made me guffaw, but here I am giggling in bed with a disgruntled cat disturbed from his sleep 😂 😅

Anonymous

Omg, you got my giggle nerv so good just now 😂😂😂 "Look lady.." 😂😂heheehehe 😈😂I'm not confessing anything, come at me tickle/kissy monster 😂😂♥♥ So happy to hear your mom got her vaccination too ♥♥ Sending her and you all lots of love 🤗 That was some adventure though, re-vaccination, you naughty one 😉😂😂🙈🙊

Anonymous

about to venture out and do some clothes shopping, but this dropped and I had to delay. I love your stories, and your mom is the best, and you are a good boy for helping her out, even with the trolling, but then that would be a normal occurrence anyway. Hope your able to your soon. And, yes, I star fish, proudly admit it.....I'm a shooting star, that's what I are.....

Anonymous

What do you mean first in bed? Hunny I never left the bed 🤣 See? This is what I love about all your bedtime stories. The craic, those cute cuddly moments. Ahh what a great way to end the day. It’s great to hear stories from your Mom too! I can tell she’s a very nice woman hearing from your stories. Never a dull moments with her eh? ☺️ Anyway, off to bed now. Thank you and Good night! 🥰♥️⭐️🐟

Anonymous
>>58985209

I was wondering about the 🍄 too! Was it a euphemism? 😉

Anonymous

I love your bedtime stories! Glad to hear your Mom is fully vaccinated. I get shot number 2 tomorrow ☺💜.

Anonymous

I love bedtime stories! Always make me want to snuggle up and get cozy. You're such a silly 🍄

Anonymous

Bedtime Stories, my favorite!❤ Oh my goodness, this made me smile and laugh so much!😄❤ I'm really happy to hear that your Mam is protected. The sweetest son ever.🥰🥇😚❤

Gaelforce

I hope you enjoy this VERY true story of the vaccine event haha. It was hysterical! Happy Sunday lovelies

Anonymous

Omg! I love bedtime stories! This one is 10x more special because it’s my birthday today! Thank you for recording “G”! I cant wait to listen to it later!

Anonymous

Aww lol I love hearing stories about your mom! 🥺🥰 Very cheeky of you with that joke! My mom is also a really fiery and no nonsense person, I’m always having to chill her out. 😩😅

Anonymous

Your Bedtime Stories have to be my favorite content that you produce. 🧡 You’re a sweet man for taking your mom to get her vaccination but you’re an ass for trolling her like that. 😂 It’s all about balance, I guess. 😉

Anonymous

I took this as my cue to go out for a walk and my neighbors must think I’m crazy. I laughed so much! Your poor mom, but she should expect this from you by now! 😂 Bedtime stories have always been near and dear to my heart and this one is no exception. It was a great way to close out an awesome birthday weekend.

Phoenix013

This reminds me of my family stories 😂🤣

Anonymous

If this is true, I love your mom. 🤣👏🏻 “ Parcel of pricks” has now been registered into my lexicon. Thanks! 🥰😂😘 And extra points for the Padre Pio reference. 😉He’s interceded for my family more times than we probably deserve. Tell her to keep praying. 🥰😎

Anonymous

Bedtime stories has returned!🥰 I love your mom 🤣 and of course you had to troll her with the craic 🤣 Glad she’s vaccinated though and your a good son for taking care of her 💖

Anonymous

They should put her on a coin cuz she’s an Irish treasure. 😂 I’m always sensitive to medication, vaccines, etc, so the 2nd dose of the Pfizer one put me down for nearly 2 days. Aches, chills, fatigue...but still glad I did it & grateful for the peace of mind. I also know how relieved I felt when mom got hers so I’m glad your parents will be protected as well! Forward progress. And “parcel of pricks” is a masterpiece. *add to road rage arsenal immediately

Kathryn J.

I can so relate to your mom's fears. I stressed big time before I got both my shots. Good story darlin'. I think your mom and I could be good friends.

Anonymous

Mmm, closeness, sheet noises, funnies. Lovely!

Anonymous

Adorable! I love your easy, sweet laugh and how one can actually HEAR the smile in your voice as you tell the story and the affection you have for your mom. Very endearing.

Anonymous

First of all, I love how your mom calls people “cunts” and “pricks” as terms of endearment. Second, this makes me feel all the feels. We’re not just champions, we’re survivors. We have lived to turn the page. There’s another story here. A year ago, I/we were weighed down with so much grief and worry, so much has been out of our control. But, we helped each other through the worst and I feel so much gratitude for y’all and our Gaelie. I know we’re not completely out of the woods yet, but I love how we can now laugh about the new strangeness and drama around getting vaccinated. Thank you for this ❤️

Anonymous

You are the sweetest man on the Internet. That's why so many of us love everything you do Stay Strong and find your special place that you can call home, and we are all coming along because you have helped us deal with the last year, along with your loving audios and growls.

Anonymous

What a lovely treat for this starfish to wake up to after a busy weekend. You are such a cheeky monkey winding your mother up after being so sweet to accompany her. 🤺🍄 ⭐🐠

Anonymous

This is my favorite part of today-listening to a quintessential G bedtime story! Also? “Fencing” = 😂 legit LOL

Anonymous

😂♥️🤣

Anonymous

I love you 😂 I’m so glad your mother had the vaccine. My mother and father in law had theirs too. I understand her nerves though. I’m a bit nervous too but husband promised me that if I die he’s going to “Weekend at Bernie's” me around Cork in my favourite Seanie shirt.

Queenblue

Awe what a good son you are. Your mother sounds like a lot of fun. I’m glad all is well now with her.

Anonymous

Your Mom’s vaccination story reminded me of my Papa and his doctor appointments. I wish I could record all those conversations that happened and still happen in Doctors office or hospitals... My father originally studied economics and law beside that he’s very much into politics but I swear I think he secretly studied medicine as well. My Mama says in Vienna all doctors know him and are scared of his medical knowledge. So every-time he has an appointment he obviously proves the docs and their treatment in many ways wrong 😂 And whenever I call him and ask how his appointment was? he says: ugh Vale, Austria’s healthcare system got a major problem. We need better doctors....that’s how he thinks Volks but I know he mind it in a fun way 😂 Anyways Gaelie, I think you very well know how much I love your bedtime stories 😍 you’re a good storyteller and your stories definitely put me to a peaceful sleep.... And as lovelies said, you’re a good son. A mischievous son but kind hearted and very cute 😘

BrandNameTarot

My Mum was a bad @ss. This is not what ppl should do, but she had the temper of a wild pony. She wanted specific Twinkle Toe shoes (light ups) for my daughter at 2. Specific pattern. Her friend brought out the wrong ones and she popped off and began hittin him with them. Well, Mum got cuffed and celled. The officers she hit would identify her weeks later as a legend crossed over. "That's the lady who hit me!" My Mum was short and walked 11 miles a day but had super human strength when mad. We have those twinkle toes ✨ and I remind my 12 yr old daughter how much her Gramma loves and looks after her during my daughter's trials to be herself in an beige alpha world. Course mama was a Libra and like Eminem and John Lennon, had a bone to pick with hypocrisy. Thankfully my Dad helped me clean up her stuff BUT I tried to warn him not talk bad about her. He had quite a bit of work to do and would come home "that b*t*h is still f****** me now" being he was worn out and exhausted. Each time he said something like that, the static in the radio would turn up wayyy high. She promised to make it known when she headed out from life, and to hear them bickering gave me little joys in bleak moments. Someone's always poppin off, thats how we love each other. It's nice to know someone will put up a hissy fit for you!

Anonymous

God and all the saints bless your mommy. You helped her be brave. 💛

Anonymous

Bedtime stories ones are my favouritest . Thank you so much for this Gael 🥰

Anonymous

If you think I'm a gold medalist going to bed, you should see how fast I'm at the table when dinner is ready 😂🥇 You're the cutest, G and your bedtime stories are always the best! ❤️

Another Other Jen

Ngl, the bedtime stories are some of my fav audios, always cute and funny and restful and this one is no exception! Oof, I feel the struggle with parents not trusting the vaccine, and the relief when they end up getting it anyway. Mama Gael sounds like a handful! An apple not falling far from the tree situation, indeed—poor doctor 🤣

Anonymous

Haven’t even listened yet, just wanted to be the 69th comment!🤪. Hehe....

Anonymous

After a long, crazy week, I finally had time to give this a proper listen. It really does have that feel of those simple but special night time moments...just laying face to face with your partner, sleepy eyes watching each other, relaxing into the relief and warmth of being all cuddled up together. Thank you for sharing such a personal, but totally priceless and lively story, with us. Your mom is a total character all on her own. My mother is a very kind and sweet lady but she can talk the horns off of a billy goat, God bless her soul! We would have been there until next week! :)) It was nice to just be able to concentrate on your voice and the story and not be ruminating over all the anxious thoughts in my head and puzzles to be pondered over ( my normal state when I try to sleep.) and of course...my favorite...those FLOOFY COVERS !!!!! Like falling asleep inside of a cloud with you. Thanks G. <3

Anonymous

I only noticed that I didn't listen to this one! 👉👈 Your mam is funny 😂😂.. I enjoyed the true story so very much! I'm glad she's vaccinated and protected 🥰

Raisin Girl

That joke was the cutest! 😆 And perfect for the tone of this story. I loved the kissing sounds, they’re soooo good. God, I miss kissing so much. Really enjoyed the slice of life with your mam, she’s a firecracker! I bet she’s a helluva storyteller herself. 😉 What a perfect snuggle-chat before falling asleep together. 😍