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Love Lessons with Seanie (Seanie Teaches Erotica) (Patreon)

Published:
2018-11-02 20:51:54
Edited:
2018-11-05 00:34:02
Imported:
2022-01

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While Gaile is away let's play


luvs ye to bits



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Anonymous

First?

Anonymous

Not prepared at all lol!

Anonymous

*clicking * !!!

V

lol let's do this!!!

Anonymous

Go Seanie!

Anonymous

Oh fuck I am not drunk enough to be listening to this 😂😂😂

Anonymous

A dream cum true!😍😍

Anonymous

Oh god 😂😂😊

Anonymous

Oh, Seanie...

Anonymous

Oh yeah!! ❤️❤️

Anonymous

Best. Friday. EVER.

Legginor

SEANIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Seanie no!

Anonymous

Oh yeah. I'mma listen now. While at work

Anonymous

Seanie I’m your #1 fan 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

This made my week all better!

Anonymous

XD I’m frigging dying

Anonymous

😳😳😳

Anonymous

Oh god... How much we missed our Boi ❤️ "Seanie our lucky charm"

Anonymous

Seanie!!! I can't even with you!!! To to funny!!!😂😂😂

Anonymous

*snort* I'm done with you! 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

100/10. Would recommend! Best erotica I’ve ever heard. 😂😂😂 Oh my god this is the best! 😂😂😂 💀💀💀

Anonymous

This just made me spit coffee out my nose laughing so hard.

Anonymous

Oh my god. I missed you Seanie boi! 🤣

Anonymous

I can't wait to be off the clock to enjoy this masterpiece fully! Only thing that would make more happier is Finbar's ~sexy sounds~ 😂😉🔥

Anonymous

😂 I've gone on to glory ⚰.

Anonymous

Actually crying with laughter. What can I say, Seanie? Your words flow out like hot pockets from your bum.

Anonymous

I. Can’t. Even. 😂 I’m so scared right now...I’m starting to get what Vally sees in Seanie...😳 I think...I think imma go listen to the Big Bad Wolf audio again...cause the world has gone mad...and also I can’t get the melting igloo image out of my head 😂😂😂 Vally! I’m so sorry...I promise- he’s all yours still 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

Sitting at my desk at work trying not to snort-laugh 😂🤣😂 This is great, man!

Violet Grey

I'm crying! 😂 😂

Anonymous

Well, I don't know about you, but my ARSMR is firing off to an astronomical level that I have never felt before! Hahahaha!!😂😂😂💕💕💕 I'm laughing so hard right now!!!😂🤣🤣🤣 I luvs it, Seanie luv!😙❤

Anonymous
>>16833523

You can have him until the bun is cooked in the oven 👶🐰😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

I just woke my whole family up due to me laughing so hard 😂 they’re giving me evil looks but it’s so worth it 😂😂

Anonymous

I can't breathe...in other words I feel very pregnant 🐰😂😂

Anonymous

This doesn't feel like a erotic, it feels like a fever dream mixed with a strangely sweet love story

Anonymous

That Igloo image will never leave me. Hahaha! 😂 You are right, Seanie! It's all about word choice! That was awesomesauce. 👏👏👏👏👏

Anonymous

Seanie.. What should we do without you 👍🙏👍😜And one day, send something like this to Stephen King, and he could make a world Bestseller book out of this 😜😉😆😜Hugs, hugs and hugs 👍👍👍❤️👍

Anonymous

Consider me TAUGHT!!! 😂😂😂 I tell ya G should look out dere now 👍🏻👍🏻♥️

Anonymous

This was so great!

Anonymous

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Seanie Boi, just PRICELESS Dude!!

Anonymous

OMG I was caught without my earbuds but couldn’t wait. Had to listen with my ear glued to my phone speaker walking down the street. Luckily I was able to stay upright despite Seanie’s shiver-inducing erotica. 😂🤣

Anonymous

Uhh, don’t quit your day job, Sean. Wait, no, don’t drop out of school? You know what... just DON’T. 🙏🏼 Please, do not proceed. 🙈

Anonymous

Feck Butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I'm listening to you Seanie ❤❤ Sry for too many comments ladies. I'm just overwhelmed and this guy makes me laugh and I get all in a good mood... Promise this was my last comment! Happy Friday 😘 Thank you G.☘

Anonymous

Sister from another mister... 🤣🤣🤣 oh and just an FYI... a bucket of vomit will never have a place in erotica🤣🤣🤣 You’re a dear lad Seanie... so come on over to Canada and I’ll show you how really melt an igloo ... ya know what I mean eh!?! 😘🤗🤪😜🤪

Anonymous

Ya boi solved global warming in less than 10 minutes. WHAT DID yOU DO TODAY, GLORG0???? LEAVE YER FRIDGES OPEN YA’LL!!! ❄️❄️❄️

Anonymous

...Was this like an actual dream he turned into a skit? I mean..If G just came up with this I'm impressed 😂

Anonymous

😂😂😂

Anonymous
>>16833123

I guess we aren’t going to be able to stick with our one kid plan after all😂😂

Anonymous

OH MY GOD!!!! REALLY????? OH MY FUCK*** GOD!!!

Anonymous

............. *difficulty breathing* ..... s ... sorry I-I need a second ... *continues to cry with laughter* ....... Ok .... ok .... *deep breath* ... I can't ... I don't even ... Seanie ... S-Dawg ... Slim Shizzle ... please.don't.*ever*.stop ... keep making your erotica! Keep rapping (omfg the rapping ... ) ... you're gonna fekken make it, Seanie, we believe in you!!!!!! ... dear god I needed this *SO* badly ... ❤❤❤❤❤🤣❤❤❤❤❤

Anonymous

Laughed my ass off the stationary bike, ya langer! But you can melt my igloo down anytime.

Anonymous

So this is the first Seanie audio I’ve listened to; it feels kind of like a rite of passage. But... what the actual fuck? 😂😂😂

Anonymous
>>16835742

OMG GIRL YOU MUST GO BACK AND LISTEN TO THE OTHERS!!!!! ..... I'm sorry I ... I came on too strong .... but you *totally* have to hear his other stuff 🤣🤣🤣 This one is a personal favourite: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/seanie-take-over-9163306">https://www.patreon.com/posts/seanie-take-over-9163306</a>

Gaelforce

IM GONNA MURDER HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous
>>16836021

No!!! Don't do it!!! He's a fekken national treasure!!!!!!!

Gaelforce

Why is there a fridge in an igloo? So many plot holes

Anonymous
>>16836467

You think people who live in igloos leave their perishables just laying around the house? 🤔 😂

Anonymous

So... I have watched a lot a lot a lot of comedy in my life but this... This just takes it all to a whole new level boiiiiii

Anonymous

Haha! Always a good laugh when you're around Seanie, just what I needed! For some reason that line, "Like a ghost be the rising sun," sounded hauntingly beautiful to me. It set my imagination goin.......even though that has nothing to do with your audio haha!! Thank you for the inspiration and laughs!! Have a good one, Darlin'.

Anonymous

That vrooming noise!!! VROOM VROOM!! 😂😂 G please tell me you're taking notes 😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️

Anonymous

Hahaha I love your Seanie character he's always hilarious! Thank you for a good laugh after a long week and long day.

Anonymous

😂😂 seanie is such a cutie!! That was so romantic 😍

Anonymous

Gael, if you can’t even get him to spell your name correctly, then getting him to stop teaching your followers might be a bridge too far. 😂

Anonymous

Aww Seanie boi your laugh is the cutest thing in the world!!😂

Saya J

I...I don't know what to say. I'm weak with desire.😂😂😂

KimS

Ok, in NYC we’d say Seanie is Gangsta!

Anonymous

Seanie is Hilarious 😂😂😂 singing Kanye West that was funny..

Anonymous

I love this so much G! Seanie is my fave 😍😍😍😍 you’re so incredibly talented. Sending much love and hugs to Seanie.

Anonymous

NOW that's what you call pillow talk after the NASTY....Pizza Hut, mumble rap and cooked Buns....in a re-frozen igloo! 😂😂💀 Boi you've got me bursting with pride, you rule the roost when it comes to Erotica on ice! ❄️❄️😂 Just one caveat Seanie luv, be sure to keep your Willy/Mickey away from the wall. 💚

Anonymous

"It's a backing. Hot. Sweltering night.. in Antarctica" 😂😂😂 God. You have no idea how much I missed you Seanie!! 😁❤❤

Anonymous

And when he says ARSMR 😂😂😂

Anonymous

H..O.R.N....I...E. 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Your two fingers decompress my what? 🤔😅

Anonymous

This audio wasn't a dream. It was for real and I needed to check again to get sure. My tummy still hurts from Seanie's erotica lesson😂 Luv, you're Vally's Nr. 1 🥇 @Gael, now please get jealous and just dare to murder our Seanie. Alot of things can happen like I could unfollow you, so if you want to keep me you need to do something😁

Anonymous

A bucket of vomit, a reference to pizza Hut and Kanye West, and talks of buns in the oven, I can't with Seanie, I just cant't.😂😂😂 what a way to start the weekend Thanks for uploading this particular audio today I Definitely needed the laugh.☺💚💚

Anonymous

I 😦 very confused, ashamed 🔥

Anonymous
>>16840977

Omg. I can see it. Like A Christmas Story when that boy gets his tongue stuck to the flag pole 😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

I should not have been drinking a coffee while listening because it shot straight out my nose and onto my keyboard. Bloody hysterical LOL.

Monique (Mimzz)

Seanie!!!! 😍😍😍 The way he spelled "Gaile" 😂😂

Monique (Mimzz)

"You're such a f*ckin whore! I love it!" 😂😂😂

Cas

First time experiencing Seanie, was not disappointed. May have choked on my coffee at one point through this (lesson for me in the future), can’t even mind it though cause it happened from me laughing so much 😂. I mean the epitome of it was WTF EVEN WAS THIS BUT IN A REALLY GOOD WAY LIKE I CANNOT STOP SMILING 😁. May just have to go back and dig up the rest of these tbh. I think I have a better understanding of why Gael hates him so much, he’s competition!!! I do love a guy who can make me laugh 🤣❤️ NOT TO MENTION HE MOST DEFINITELY JUST SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING 😆 WHAT A FEKKIN LEGEND

Izzy♡

Perfect!!

Anonymous

Damnit Sean the laughs you're giving me 😂 This is the first time I visualized myself being a baby mama ,having babies with you😂 I know more about your turn ons now🔥I'll know what to whisper so you can fire dem babies more often and tolk reeel durrty because that was priceless 👌🏽😂 And I felt it all : ASRM (Automatic System Required Management) then ARSM (Alpha Rock Sex Machine ) ARSMR ( Ass Real Secret Mission Review ) ARMSR ( Auditive Radiation Monitoring Secretion Results ) AMSR ( Arms Musical Sensual Relaxation ) AMRS (Ankle Mix Roughness Sensations ) That's to much for one body boi😂😂 (I need more lessons 👨‍🏫) G you should get concerned, your sister from another Mister is taking the lead right there😂

Anonymous
>>16860452

I'm reading your comment and giving *Gyan Rosling laugh* Feckin autocorrect I meant Ryan Gosling 😂 Noe you're right .... G. should get concerned, especially when that sister from another mister get's H.O.R.N......I.......E 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Omg!!! I was listening to this in public and I was literally Lmao. People probably thaught I was crazy. I really enjoyed you Seanie love. 💋 💋 💋

Anonymous

Love you Seanie, buns cookin' 🍔💕

Anonymous

....i..just cried from laughing so hard.. that was great!

Anonymous

I'm so happy to hear this :') you &amp; Gael always make me laugh so hard

Anonymous

Nature's decided... we're having a baby... LOLOLOL

Anonymous

Ahh I love it!!

MatchaTeaCup

Oh how my hearts been stolen Seanie!! I could not stop the blush spreading from my cheeks to the tips of my ears! I could not even fight the laughter you gave me. stole the air right from my lungs! Hahaha (๑&gt;◡

Anonymous

I wasnt ready for thr kisses but god did I miss seanie *slow clap* beautiful

Anonymous

Oh my god. This was amazing. I couldn't help but smile listening to this. 😂 You go Seanie!

Anonymous

Seanie did not choose the erotica as a career - the erotica chose Seanie as it's prophet. 😂❤

Anonymous

🤣🤣 Seanie, we love you!!! King of Erotica ❤️

Angela R.

"Cold, wet bucket of vomit" ...Seanie, I'm SO h-o-r-n-i-e for you. I'll never look at an igloo the same way again. 💋

Anonymous

Stop it with the igloo clip art. I’m in love. ☃️

Anonymous

Wow.. umm . What a masterclass, igloos and stuff and babies (no thank you very much) . That erotika was the very peak of ecstasy or something. .. hahaha 💋

Anonymous

Happy <i>Sonntag/Montag</i> (depending on your time zone), ladies and gents of Gaelandia! After a chat with our dear Frau Claudia and some of the other Fraugen, we’re looking to restart one of Gaelandia’s most beloved traditions - the daily <i>Fragen!</i> 😃🙌 For those of you who are new here and have no clue what I’m talking about, the <i>Fragen</i> are a series of fun questions that Frau Claudia (and occasionally others) post for the rest of us to read and answer. She originally started posting <i>Fragen</i> as a means to generate conversation amongst Patrons in the early, early days of Gael’s Patreon page. As you can now see, there is no shortage of conversation both on the main page and on the Community page, but the <i>Fragen</i> have nevertheless been an enjoyable feature on the main page. Participation in the <i>Fragen</i> is completely voluntary, and you can answer as many or as few of the questions as you want! The questions are routinely posted on whatever happens to be Gael’s latest $1 tier post so that all Patrons can join in 🤗 We’re also thinking of including some special edition <i>Fragen</i> exclusive to Scaleforce (<a href="https://www.patreon.com/Scaleforce/overview">https://www.patreon.com/Scaleforce/overview</a>), where you just might find answers from characters like our glorious Lizard Queen and our okay-ish Lizard King! 😯🦎 (<b>Note:</b> Gael usually does read our answers to the <i>Fragen</i>, which is handy to know beforehand lest you post something a bit TMI-ish [e.g., like the fact that you have your junk pierced or something] that you never, ever thought anyone beyond the lovely Lovelies of this community would read 🤭) Anywho, since I’m as inpatient as a kid on Christmas morning, here’s a set of <i>Fragen</i> to get us started! If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies? What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used? What food is delicious but a pain to eat? How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people? What was your most recent lie?

Anonymous
>>16888991

Fragen! Skipping #1 because it requires more braining than I can handle at the mo. #2, The oven. Especially if you have no control over the music selection ::shudders:: #3. BBQ ribs. Mangoes are annoying sometimes. #4 how large is large? I do ok for an introvert, as long as I'm prepared. #5 all honesty, all the time here. Friend texted me this morning to chat. I told him I was out for brunch when I was really listening to the G-man

Anonymous

- If you could switch two movie charactor what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies? I'm not sure how inappropriate it would be, but I would switch an action hero into a musical part and a musical character into an action hero part. Most definatley not inappropriate but could be funny!! - What inanimate object would be the most annoying if playing loud upbeat music while being used? I would say a knife and fork. It would make eating an experience!! - What food is delicious but a pain to eat? Wrapps, tacos, nachos andcorn on the cob. - How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?? Awful!! I stugle to talk to one person never mind a large group!! - What was your most recent lie? That I liked something I didn't.

Anonymous

Ohhh yes my first Fragen (since I'm a total newbie here) :) *waves* 1/Movie characters switch : I'd say a movie horror villain or monster like Hellraiser's Pinhead or the Alien with a romcom or comedy character. It could be fun :) 2/ Annoying inanimate object : a toothbrush! What a mess it would make lol 3/ Delicious food that is a pain to eat : definitely artichokes! 4/ I'm comfortable speaking in front of large group of people (thanks to theatre and workers union leadership) 5/ Most recent lie : to my ex husband so he would leave me alone.

Anonymous
>>16904162

Welcome to the community, Delphine! Thanks for your answers! 😃

Anonymous

Happy Montag/Dienstag to all of you sexy, sexy beasts! <i>Danke</i> for your answers to yesterday’s <i>Fragen!</i> It was fun to see both newcomers and seasoned vets participating 😃 I have another set of <i>Fragen</i> for today! Would one of you fine ladies or gents like to post some questions tomorrow? Let me know in your answers below 👇🤓 - What are you interested in that most people aren’t? - What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having? - What social stigma does society need to get over? - What was the last song you sung along to? - What did you Google last? - What fashion trend makes you cringe or laugh every time you see it? Enjoy!

Full_Metal_Angel

I'm a little bit confused who's Seanie?

Anonymous
>>16919391

Morning all! Doc these are really difficult, not sure if I can answer them properly before my first coffee 😂. Here goes though. 1. Struggling already, because when I have an interest, if it's not that mainstream, I will find an online community. So I don't feel like I am alone in my interest. Alternatively I need to list something statistical from my job, but let's not go there. 2. Erm, dunno. 3. That thin is beautiful and fat is ugly. 4. Bulletproof Baby by The Struts 5. Pallas' Cat 6. Underwear as Outerwear. Hear me out ok. This makes me cringe for being so impractical for the curvier girl. These little bits of lace may be ideal for slender ladies, but a girl like me needs serious scaffolding to keep my nips away from my hips. Have a great day!

Anonymous
>>16920702

Seanie is Gael's brother from another mother aka sister from another mister. He lives in the attic at the top of Gael's house. His mind is mind blowing. He likes to rap, nap and fap. He can hear colours and taste words. In other words he's the King of ARSMR, M&amp;Ms and Erotica.....you got me beour? 😂 Jokes. Seanie is Gael. He just created that comedy character for us #Lovelies and for having some fun. Enjoy the ride🤗

Anonymous

So I hadn't heard the Kanye West song he was talking about. However, I heard it this morning and started cracking up laughing - I was like where's the Irish accent, d'ya know what I mean? 😂😂😂

Anonymous
>>16959974

I knew the song but I NEVER expected it to come out of Seanie's mouth 😂

Ariel Diamond

I’m freaking dying right now! Damn it Seanie, it’s been too long! 😁

Anonymous

Oh Seanie lad, you made me laugh so much! Your erotica vocabulary is on point! Lustrous moans, primal sheets, your story had it all!! Sneak back soon!

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂