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A lickle Ketchup for this Friday night!

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Anonymous

First 💜

Anonymous

Yeah hiya G!!!

Anonymous

YAY!!❤️❤️

Anonymous

Yay! 😁

Anonymous

Can't wait to get home and have a listen!!!

Anonymous

Been looking forward to this ❤❤

Anonymous

Whooo hooo!!!!! Good to hear you! Understand the pollen issue, suffer from that as well

Anonymous

I was about to go to sleep but this is more important 😂❤️

Anonymous

Yay! Happy Friday everyone!

Ms. Donovan

Alllll the ramble love 💗 Happy weekend G!

Anonymous

I'm out to a fancy dinner tonight so I'll have to wait until my drive home later to listen. Booo! Looking forward to hearing all about the ketchup later 😊

Anonymous

So ready for this Je vous remercie!

Anonymous

Sounds thrilling! Can't wait to give it a listen. Xoxo.

Anonymous

Ooohhhh cant wait to listen to this!! Thanks Angie for posting the rambles on the other posts. Gael's been keeping me company all evening as i write up my report for an AGM tomorrow. I was just about to go to sleep but im sooo excited to have this after what will be a super long day tomorrow. Love you G ❤ Hugs & Dick

Belloya

He says sugar I hear shiver.

Anonymous

You love it to tease us... Both at the same time - Well, the Queen winssss 😋🔥 XD❤

Caoimhe

Sounds like you were visiting ends in London XD. As a native, hearing your London accent was hillarious haha. London is fast living, fast talking, fast wit XD

Anonymous

I'm with you on big cities, too much. Give me the quiet country with some friends and I'm a happy girl. Man, looks like your "luck" in crazy things happening to you hasn't changed, the spice guys story sounds scary. Your dad sounds a lot like my pops, he still thinks he can do anything. The luggage though, you really are too nice sometimes. I just imagine you piled up with luggage up to your face, schlepping it to the plane! 😂 Haha! You had your own Billy like on The Young Offenders, not quite the same, but similar. Such a character! 🤣🤣

Anonymous

God damn I fucking love your rambles ❤️❤️😍😍

Anonymous

A ramble my favs it’s time for me to snuggle up and relax!💫

Anonymous

It was a really funny ramble🤣.. And oh dear, you really go on adventures when you travel 🤣👍🤣But nice everything turned out fine at your aunts funeral ❤️👍❤️👍

Anonymous

Ramble!! 😍🤩😍 Saving this for later!

Anonymous

Earbuds in and let's get ready to ramble🎧👩‍💻

Anonymous

Yes G your kisses and moan are deadly!!! 💋💋💋😍😍😍

Anonymous

Crazy shit always goes down when im somewhere. I swear I have a sign on me that says "If you're insane in any way, shape or form..come talk to me!. To be fair, those are some of the best conversations I've had. You can ride around on a horse in limerick, like it's no big deal? Go shoe shopping on horseback 👀? I'm blown away by this! Lol And there is grass in NY!!. The best kind is uptown tho. 💀

Anonymous

I feel deliciously greedy having your ramble and The Sacrifice all in one night... A feast for the senses... can’t get enough 😈😇😜

Anonymous

This ramble is life😘

Anonymous

Oh, your stories make me giggle, G.😄 I'm so happy to hear that after a rough month, to say the least, things have straightened out for you! You are such a sweetheart and give nobody any trouble, quite the opposite in fact, you're always helping people, so I really hope for smooth sailing for you. You deserve to have all the best in life.💕 It is sad that your luscious kisses and delicious moans are too deadly for YT! Their loss!😜 Aw, love, I'm glad to hear that your Aunty's funeral was a heartwarming tribute and a celebration of life that she would have enjoyed. Although, oh my gosh, no luck with those cabs! XD So many adventures on so little sleep! You poor baby, but it's just like you to see the humor in it all and share stories to provide a burst of positivity!😂 Your Dad sounds like a trip! All I know is those shady guys probably got off easy by avoiding a scuffle with the most dangerous man from Ireland!😅 Hey, as far as the Solstice audio, you did translate the feel of the energy of thousands of years of ancient celebrations taking place on that very ground. For me, anyway.😊 Wild Bill and his "verbal waterboarding", lol!😂🤣 Thanks for sharing stories and laughs. A big kiss to you, G!😚❤ Btw, you're a good whistler!🎶😃

Anonymous

thank you so much for this ramble. I love listening to you just talk. I was just so enraptured with this one. Also, taxi's are the worst.

Anonymous

5'11, huh? I've been wondering but was afraid to ask. I've missed the rambles, and your delightful stories tumbling out if that delicious mout of yours. I was grinning the whole way TO work with an old ramble. Grinning hone with this one (except when I pulled over to screech about the queenie audio)

Anonymous

I laughed all the way through this one!! So glad to hear your silly stories and your laugh!! Have a wonderful weekend

Anonymous

Yasss lets go get some shoes!! Lol what kinda grass you get from uptown?! Lmaoooo

Anonymous

You know, it's a good thing my mind just about as quickly as yours, or I probably wouldn't be able to keep up with you. 😜🖤💋

Anonymous

I can't imagine tiring of hearing you tell stories. ❤️

Anonymous

I slept through all these posts ooops 😂 gonna catch up today ❤❤

Anonymous

The most dangerous man in Ireland? Awww shit! Tell your Dad I said, heyyyyy!

Anonymous

😂Right!? Dad seems to have a Liam Nesson-esque vibe going on!

Anonymous

The bonfire story had me in stitches!!

Trisha C

You’re so cute!!!💖💞 love these!!!😁

Anonymous

Sitting in the airport waiting for my plane. Best way to enjoy the wait time!

Anonymous

I really enjoyed this new ramble and hearing about your adventures! 😆 Love the story with your Dad!

Anonymous

Your dad is one awesome man G 🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Ok Nikki honestly your review made me listen to this ramble once again. You mentioned some points and I was like Vally where's your head 🤦‍♀️😂

Anonymous

It’s so strange hearing people talk about London. We’re all fucking weird and overly affectionate here 🤗

Anonymous

Same for the pollens in Belgium. Been spending all evening in the garden but the next day is all coughing and sneezing. lol But not gonna complain about this heatwave. 😎

Anonymous

But I love the Willy Jokes 😂❤️ always a pleasure hearing from you!

Anonymous

Your rambles are the best. 😍😍😍😍

Anonymous

Im still laughing!! Hahaha your rambles are Assome!! 😝👏👏👏 Love your dad's story, he seems a very cool guy! (and dangerous, yeah😂). But I'd never grab a cab with ye, G... Haha! The bonfire one was so fun too! In my town there was a woman who always danced barefoot around the bonfire and she was called "Golden Cunt". She was such a character too... Haha Love to hear from ye! And man, Im in love with that sounds you make while speaking 😂😂😂 "bzzzzz", "bum! ", "pow!" Hahahahaha Have a good day you all!! 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️

Anonymous

You know whenever he makes those sounds I'm like ok G. now calm down. take a deep breath. drink a glas of water and continue. Talk non stop. we won't go away. we're here. He's the best and coolest person ever. Cool buddy🙋‍♂️👏👏👏❤

Anonymous

Finally got to listen! So fun :) Your dad sounds like a boss, lol. Reminds me of my mom. She still gives zero fucks and I love it.

Angela R.

I'm sick and worked all night 7p-7a...I LOVE rambles and had the same problem. Spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. I dropped off right away.

Angela R.

Gael, your rambles are like chocolate! I can't get enough. It was pure balm to hear your voice and fun stories. I'm glad you're back safe and sound and roaring to go. Just a warning...come near me and you WILL get a fierce hug! 😘🐴 Love you so, G!

Anonymous

You definitely got your point across in the Summer solstice audio. And I completely agree with you. You can definitely feel a sense of spirit within a place, especially one so magickal <3 That audio in particular is very special to me. I was very touched, moved and so motivated <3 everything about it was perfection, and i felt like i was there with you beneath the stars, cozied up next to a fire <3 I enjoy stories by fire light. So lovely, and hope there are more like this in future. I am so happy you posted another ramble as i do so enjoy these ;) I hope you are well! Much love and hugs <3

Anonymous

You remind me of one of my best friends... I'd punch you in the chest from time to time... I want popcorn

Anonymous

Hey. Loved the Ramble! But like Berta said, I'd be hard pressed to ever get in a 🚕 with you 😅. As for your dad...🤣😂, he sounds like a salt of the earth, hard ass, m*therf*cker! I love it! Of course I'm not the one that as to stand next to him while he's being his charming self 🙄. P.S. love how you do his voice, it kind of reminds me of Clint Eastwood, so was funny when you mentioned him. For my part, I think you did a fine job getting the magical and mystical feel of the Solstice in your audio. At least to my novice ears...well, novice as far as the solstice 😂. The bomb fire portion of The ramble, made me reflect on what a boring and uneventful childhood I had 😒. There was nothing burning around me unless it was for insurance money 🤣. Always nice to hear from you. Thanks.

Anonymous

I love you Gael but I think I may be falling for your dad after this 😂😂

Anonymous

It was sooo great hearing your voice!! So heartwarming and funny!! 😊 I love your character and your personality! It’s always a pleasure hearing your stories!! 🤗🤗 I feel the exact same way about mountains and rivers and paths, I could spend all my time there, there is nothing else I’d rather do!! Big cities? Meh! 😂😊 Nature (real green nature) has forever my heart! ❤️ I enjoyed this ramble very much and rest assured if you did make a thousand rambles we would gladly listen to each one of them! 😊😊 It never gets tiring! And I’m soo happy to hear you so full of life!! With everything that is been happening, shout out to you!! 💪🏻💪🏻 And whenever you feel like it, know that your lovelies are more than happy to listen to you and your amazing stories!! Keep being you G!! And thanks so much for this!! ❤️❤️❤️🤗🤗🤗

Ms. Donovan

I finally got to listen to this on my drive yesterday. “...a bullshit version of Garth Brooks...” DEAD. But honestly, as much as I laugh listening to these, there is *always* something that makes me smile sweetly and this time it was talking about other people and times, learning about “...what were their struggles like, how did they love, how did they celebrate...” ♥️

Anonymous

Gael, just curious, do you have to censor yourself here Patreon? Cuz it doesn’t sound like it... in this audio it sounded like Patreon might take down your audios if they are too Spicey...

Anonymous

Hmm, no - you don't get to sing Marley and preach to a man's man about the toxicity of tobacco when you're smoking pharmacized "cannabis". Nuh-uh. LOL. Your father is badass in a most delightfully traditional way. I'm having so much fun right now, even if often pausing.

Anonymous

MY OH MY!!! I LOVED THIS!!! PURE ENERDREEEE!!!!

Anonymous

Omg haha I love your stories always make my Sunday morning a little better

Anonymous

I love these ❤