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Happy Monday!! 


It's been quite a fun week for me already!  I'm cooking up something sexy for Wednesday and have some other ideas heating up for this weekend.

Get up them steps and have an amazing week!!


- Head Chef

XXD


Our PA draw winners are:

Chloe Parks 

Sweet Peach Lolly 


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Anonymous

Hope you had an amazing day, G. 💋 Congratulations, ladies 😘

Anonymous

Is that your booty G!? 😏 If not post it boy! Congratulations ladies!

Anonymous

Congrats Lovelies! ❤️

V

congrats, ladies!!! ps, that's a nice rack (spice rack, that is 😉)

Anonymous

Congrats winners! Have a great one, G-money. 💕

Ariel Diamond

Congrats, ladies! ❤❤❤❤

Anonymous

Hi G! Have a wonderful day! 😘 Congrats ladies!

Jasmine sanfi

Congrats girls 🖤can't wait for more juicy stuff Gael 😍😍

Anonymous

Cooking you say??? 👨🏻‍🍳😏😏 I can’t wait to see what you’ve got for us. Congrats ladies!!! 💗

Anonymous

Congratulations, ladies! Wonderful surprises are in store for you 😁❤ I hope you have a wonderful and productive week, G! I can't wait to sample what you cook up for us 😉😚❤

Anonymous

I was about to ask what was on Wednesday, then I remembered! Haha Looks like I’ll be spending my Valentine’s Day with you G! ❤️😍

Anonymous

Congrats ladies! Enjoy! Aaawww shucks!! It's gonna be a good week! Whatcha got cookin', good lookin'?? 😉❤️❤️

Anonymous

...but I've thought you said you don't wear underwear... 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂 Congrats ladies! Enjoy your week everyone! And don't forget to attend Queenie's Valentine's Day Party!

Anonymous

Have a cool week ladies! @Gael: looking fwd for it! Besos

Anonymous

Can I have a bite? 😋 and Congrats ladies!

Anonymous

Congrats Lucky Ladies!! ....and G? c'mere n let me 👋grab dat ass!!🖐 hehehe.... 😉😇

Anonymous

Can't wait to have a look at the menu! 😅 Congrats, ladies!

Anonymous

Oh my G. Wednesday is going to be a hectic day 😂😂😂 -Cooking with Gael -Queens Valentine's party -Valentina's Birthday Happy Humpday I would say and yes congrats Ladies. Enjoy your PAs😄❤

Anonymous

Yay! I've been HINTING (subtlety is not my forte) at a cooking audio!! And if it's a sexy one then EVEN better! 😉😁😙 Also, congrats ladies!

Anonymous

Evening, G! Can't wait to hear what you've got simmering for us -- whether sweet or spicy (or both!), I'm sure the new audios will be treats to be savored! Speaking of treats... Congratulations to the Lovely draw winners! You're in for a fantastic experience!

Anonymous

Great because I’m starving! For you of course Gael...and that body my god 💦🙏🏻Beautiful tattoos 💪🏼 😘 Congrats girls! #peanutbutterandjealouslike😜

Anonymous

wOW. That's is one great looking— OVEN!! dANG! H0Tttt. 🔥🔥

Anonymous

Rawwrrr can't wait! That picture is yummy! 😋

Anonymous

......do ya want to burn your dick off? Cos that’s how you burn your dick off 😂

Anonymous

Eh fuck it, *sits down to enjoy the view and wait for the screeching to start after an unfortunate spillage* 😂

Anonymous

*Cooking with Kaleforce theme song plays ominously on repeat in background*

Anonymous

Congrats, Chloe and Lolly! 😄😄 Looking forward to Wednesday, G 😋 My mouth's already watering!

Anonymous

There are no words for this pic only emojis 🤪😍😘😜👹💋👅👄🌭 I’m hungry now x

Anonymous

Dat ass. Rawr!!! Congratulations ladies and happy Monday everyone. 🖤

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Mädls. Hope everyone has a pleasant Faschingsdienstag - Mardi Gras. Do you celebrate? I won´ t, I have too much work that has to be done. And I see Herr Gael is cooking something... it better be tasssty. ) I´ m too lazy tonight to ask the daily Fragen, so one of you has to einspringen - step in. Bitte? Maybe some naughty ones? Or not... just ask what you like. Danke Schätzchen, for your Fragen and answers. Bis später.XD

Anonymous

Nice oven👍🏼

Anonymous

Hallihallo Claudia and ladies 💝 I'd love to jump in and ask some random naughty questions. Forgive me of course, cause they are originally not from me. So here we go... 1. What's your favorite sex position? 2. Where is your favorite place to be touched? 3. What part of your body do you like touching the most? 4. What exactly does an orgasm feel like to you?(You don't have to answer to this question if you feel uncomfortable) 5. Do you have a favorite part of foreplay? 6. What unexpected thing turns you on? 7. Is there a love scene from a movie you'd like to recreate? 8. What's your favorite thing about being on top? Thank you and have a good night Sweet souls😙💋

Anonymous

There are no words to describe this picture, yes please! 🤤😩

Anonymous

Hmm... Wednesday is valentine’s day. *looks around* Looks like I don’t have a date this year. Again. 😑 I guess I know who I’ll be spending valentine’s day with. Can’t complain about that 😏😜 Here’s a valentine’s day joke: If your sister is alone during valentine’s day, you can comfort her by saying “80% of your socks are single, but you have never seen them crying because of that.” XD *gets hit with tomatoes* Lmao. Congrats to the PA winners 😜

Lisa Lisa

This pic cracks me up! If my guy were scratching his butt or adjusting his underwear while cooking, I wouldn’t want to eat whatever he’s cooking. 😬

Anonymous

My BFF and I like to celebrate Galentine’s Day, like a girl date where we spend time together doing things we love! Our fellas don’t mind one bit! Be my Galentine?!💖👯‍♀️

Anonymous

I can’t get enough of those legs on your man up there. Is it weird I just want to watch him do squats until muscle failure? 🤤💙

Stella Rose

WOO HOO!! Chloe Parks and Sweet Peach Lolly 🎉 Possibly the best Valentine's gift for the two of you? You lucky, you 😍 Damn those tight Calvin Klein, Gael. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U between F and CK 🤣 #SorryNotSorry Can't wait to see what's cookin', good lookin' 💝

Stella Rose

I, on the other hand, am hoping for something really spicy and searing hot on tomorrow's menu *fans self*

Anonymous

Congratulations ladies!! Better than any chocolate in the world...*Actually..this kind of treat is exactly like my favorite box of chocolate...has Nuts...*

Stella Rose

Ohhh yes baby! I want to take a bite out of that nutty chocolate too *yums*

Anonymous

Omg this picture 😍

Anonymous

Morning!! You've been so much active tonight! Haha Valentina, that's a great question game! Let's go 1- My fave ones are on top (sitting or lying) and in all fours haha 2- My clit and when grab (really grab) my buttock 3- I like to be touched down... All the way down 😆 4- Well... It feels like a deep explosion of heat, it just make my mind go... somewhere hahaha 5- Tongue and lips thing... Licking, sucking, kissing... Also my neck is very sensitive and it's like pressing a button (no way back). Receive and give, both really turn me on. 6- When someone grabs me from behind, pressing me to him with hands on my lower belly and wishpers something playful/dirty on my ear. 7- Don't know right now, but there are a few songs I would like to listen to while I'm on business 😂 Wait, that scene in basic instinct while they are on the dance floor is not bad... Through it's too much, I'd probably sneak out to the toilets instead of staying in front of everyone! 8- Having control, watch his face as I "work" and tease with different rhythms... Hahaha

Anonymous

Is there something special to do wednesday ?? Surprise me G 💕🌹👅 Gongratz ladies , i wish you all a wonderfull week with a lot Love 🌋💞💝 Hugs.

Anonymous

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, Gael. Please create NSFW audios for us patrons!

Anonymous

Quick shout-out to my gal GamersTwistedFantasy. She's super awesome and has just made it with us. Come forth, Honey Bones! Were you the 1,666th Patronne, by any chance? XD There have been like ten more since, but I wouldn't be surprised. :P

Anonymous

Oh, and Jacynthe, if you're finally here too, you need to let me know, you sneaky bitch. I love you! :P If you don't, I'll tell Gael you're planning a Joanna Dennehy sort of (Venus Fly) trap to have us kidnap him and confine him to my playroom.

Anonymous

He'll do it, don't worry. Also, can we stop with the constant begging for NSFW audio? He's already making tons of them, what are you honestly expecting? That he's gonna post 2-3 erotic ones a day? Let him make them the way he wants them, when he wants them, and if you don't like his rambles/comedies/SFW audios, just skip them. But you are getting boring.

Anonymous

Thank you Berta hope you enjoyed the Qs 😜😂🤣😘

Anonymous

So quiet here... I´ m wondering about that picture. What is he cooking? Looks like he has a fancy grill thingy there. Is he a good cook? Though why is he pulling up his knickers? Or is he just scratching his butt? o.0 Hmm... Fragen über Fragen - questions upon questions... ;)

V

love the backsplash.

Anonymous

Guten Morgen Gaelandia. A nice Mittwoch to everyone - and a happy Valentine´ s Day. That is, if you celebrate it... I don´ t really care about it. It´ s not such a big thing here. ;) And better don´ t miss Her Highness´ big orgy in the great love cave! She can´ t wait to eat... errmm... see you all! <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/16950692">https://www.patreon.com/posts/16950692</a> So, it´ s really cold tonight and the stars are so sparkly and beautiful. Mmmhh... I have some assorted daily Fragen for you. Do you own a Traumfänger - dream catcher? Have you ever been in a hurricane? Have you ever had something stolen from you? Do you have trouble making Entscheidungen - decisions? What type of Socken - socks do you like best? Danke meine Lieben for your answers. Bis dann. XD Danke Valentina for yesterday´ s sexy Fragen. :)

Kerrie Virginia (Gaelandia's Mildly Amusing Ambivert)

Happy Tuesday peoplin 😊 The usual to report here... nothing... though we did get a few much needed sprinkles yesterday... now we just need a good solid couple weeks of a heavy down poor and we might avoid total incineration come summer 😧... And Now for Fragen... Captured Subconscious: I've owned dream catchers... even made a few... but I don't currently have any... Storm Stories: Never been in a hurricane, but I was apparently in a tornado once... well, not "in" it, but when I was a baby, a tornado came through town while visiting one of my grandmas in southern Arizona... not typically a state associated with tornados, but they do occur on occassion... I don't remember any of it, but I'm told we hid in a bathroom that was centrally located in the house and it passed right over us... no damage or injuries, so it was all good... Sticky Fingers: Yes, I've been stolen from several times... nothing of any major financial or sentimental value, however, I did have quite a scare a couple years ago when my car was broken into at work... they stole some small miscellaneous items like a pair of earbuds, a multi-tool, and some change... what was a bit disturbing, though, is that they took my vehicle registration and my automatic garage door opener... the registration had my home address on it and the garage door opener was like having a key to my house... it's a big valley that doesn't lend itself well to pedestrian traffic and Inwrok about 40 miles from where I live, so I took it a bit on faith that someone who was wandering a round a parking garage looking for cars to break in to probably didn't have transportation of their own and wasn't going to put in the effort of trying to get all the way across town to break in to my house, but we still had the garage door re-programmed... and didn't sleep much for a while... Yes/No/Maybe: Sometimes... I have this problem... I look at a situation and consider all the possibilities... I tried tonsee every angle, every point of view, every outcome before I come to a conclusion... but I almost always do come to a conclusion... but it can sometimes take a while and, depending on the information available at this moment compared to a past or future one, I may come to different conclusions at different times... I'm a water sign - what can I say... Footie Fashion: Or in my case, lower leg fashion... I fell in live with knee-high socks a few years back and now I wear them almost exclusively... they're just so fun!... I have quite the collection now, too 😁 I also started mismatching them... started out as an accident because I typically live out of my dryer and often get dressed in the dark (less traumatic), but now I do it intentionally... cuz I'm weird like that 🤣 Hasta!!

RosieChim

I swear to God gael your a fucking tease

Anonymous

Best view ever 😘 Gael you're such a tease. Lawd this man knows he's more then just a snack, but a 12 course meal! Damn boi!

Anonymous

If it is, then bless us. If not, then g is still a tease and bless whoever that man is