a wee bit o astrology for the schlugernauts (Patreon)

If any of you eso-curious schlug friends would like me to cast your natal chart, let me know your DOB, time and place you were born, and what you would like your fake name to be in a private message. You will receive paper documents by mail. :)

It's pretty easy to get your chart online and in apps these days, but I'm personally sus of registering the cosmic imprint of my soul with a third party in a world where we have no digital privacy. I have no judgement regarding your choices either way. Many of my friends use the Costar app. It seems like a cute and social way to engage with astrology, though it doesn't have an option to use Campanus houses. Campanus houses are divided by time & space whereas Placidus houses (most commonly used in US) are divided by time alone (this is a simplification). It seems to make less of a difference the closer to the equator you were born, but for anyone born in the far north or south your chart will look radically different using these two systems. Time Passages is another astro app you can mess around with that can cast Campanus houses if you are inspired and want to know the stuff just right now.

The stars have been casting off some intense wacky restless & transformative energy lately (for instance: the saturn/uranus square will be around all year, and today mars and the north node are conjunct uranus AND the sun is opposite saturn//thus creating a righteous t-square with that pile of conjunct planets as the focal point, & long story short that's INSANE and just some big uncomfortable interlocking juju, so don't let it surprise you if people seem particularly wound up u kno?). It's not a bad time to check in with your birth chart to glean introspective tools to weather big weird energy and maybe even lean into the lessons of the grander moment.