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Drink when they come. Survive the night.

There are perhaps no movie characters more iconic than C.U.M. (otherwise known as the Classic Universal Monsters) and there is perhaps no better way to meet em than with a spooky marathon. From Frankenstein (and his… monster’s bride?) to the Wolf Man, if you’re not hiding behind your Dracula cape by the end then you’re doing something wrong.

Grab yourself a drink & some Mummy / Invisible Man bandages and join me & Miles as we brave the ultimate C.U.M.-a-thon!

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Morgan Peters

i knew eric wouldn't get through this without saying "YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!!!!!" at least once 😭 and rest assured, i said it along with you

felicia

unlike the other tracks, this one is a first time viewing for me.

Simon

The Mummy: Come / Comes: 28 Came: 5 Coming: 1 Total Cum-Count: 34 Total CPH*: 27.9 Haven’t double-checked yet, but I’m pretty sure the Cummy Mummy lives up to its name being the quickest to cum at only 2 and a half minutes. I think Alan would be proud, God rest him. Will do some additional, unofficial stats after the C.U.M-athon has reached its climax. Sufficed to say, if you took a drink for every cum in this marathon, you’d probably be out of it already. The Unofficial, First Annual C.U.M-athon Cum-Count Dracula: Come / Comes: 22 Came: 7 Coming: 3 Total Cum-Count: 32 Total CPH*: 25.9 The Phantom of the Opera: Come / Comes: 4 Came: 1 Coming: 0 Total Cum-Count: 5 Total CPH*: 3.3 Frankenstein: Come / Comes: 57 (16 of which appear during the forest chase scene) Came: 3 Coming: 4 Total Cum-Count: 64 Total CPH*: 54.8 Bride of Frankenstein: Come / Comes: 24 Came: 3 Coming: 5 Total Cum-Count: 32 Total CPH*: 25.6 The Mummy: Come / Comes: 28 Came: 5 Coming: 1 Total Cum-Count: 34 Total CPH*: 27.9 Current Top Cum-Count: Frankenstein Current Top CPH*: Frankenstein * Cums per hour