New Video | Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Patreon)

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🎟️ PMI LIVE IN NYC TICKETS https://eventbrite.com/e/pretty-much-it-live-high-school-musical-tickets-635565783367 🎧 Download our Indiana Jones commentary tracks: https://patreon.com/prettymuchit/shop ✅ Follow me: http://instagram.com/striffleric 🎤 Guest: https://tiktok.com/@zachmonky 📺 Watch more of our commentary videos... https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyqhcz5TY4jKivlXT5dO_1rAan4FjwL91 💬 Join us on Discord! http://discord.prettymuch.it 🧬 Produced by: http://existence.media Considered one of the greatest movie trilogies (and two more) of all time, Indiana Jones takes us along for the ride as Harrison Ford solves puzzles, avoids snakes, and maybe fucks his students? We're just reading between the lines, folks. And of course if it has a theme park presence, you know I gotta watch with Zach! Plots (via Wiki & ChatGPT): In 1957, Soviet agents led by Irina Spalko kidnap American archeologist Indiana Jones and his partner George "Mac" McHale. They infiltrate "Hangar 51" in Nevada and use Jones to locate an alien corpse from the Roswell incident. He locates the corpse before being double-crossed by Mac, but manages to escape to a nearby model town. The town is destroyed by a planned nuclear detonation, but Jones survives in a lead-lined refrigerator before being rescued and interrogated by the FBI. Returning to Marshall College, Jones is informed that he has been placed on an indefinite leave of absence. Young greaser Mutt Williams approaches Indiana Jones and informs him that a former colleague of his, Harold Oxley, found a crystal skull in Peru before being abducted alongside Williams' mother. Soviet agents attempt to capture them, but the two escape and travel to Peru. There, they find carvings made by Oxley which lead the pair to the grave of Francisco de Orellana, which contains a crystal skull. Leaving the grave, the two are captured by the Soviets and taken to a camp in the Amazon. They are reunited there with an addled Oxley and Williams' mother, revealed to be Marion Ravenwood, who informs Jones that Williams is his son. Spalko explains to Jones that she believes the skulls to be alien in origin and from the mythical city of Akator. Jones realizes that Oxley is attempting to communicate through automatic writing, discovering a route to the city. While en route to Akator, Indiana Jones retakes the skull from the Soviets and escapes from them alongside Ravenwood, Oxley and Williams, allowing Mac to accompany them after he claims to be a CIA agent. After traversing several waterfalls, Jones and his companions locate a rock formation which leads them to Akator, evading the city's guardians and reaching a large temple. There, they find evidence of the city being built by aliens and enter a large chamber which contains thirteen crystal skeletons. The Soviets, who had been following transceivers planted by Mac, arrive there as well; Spalko takes the skull and places it onto the one headless skeleton. The skeleton awakens and telepathically offers a reward to Spalko, who demands to "know everything". As an interdimensional portal opens above the chamber, the skeletons combine into a reanimated alien, which transfers an overwhelming amount of knowledge into Spalko's mind, killing her. Jones, Oxley, Ravenwood and Williams escape as Mac is drawn into the portal. As the city crumbles, a flying saucer rises from the ruins and departs for another dimension. Jones and his party return to the United States. Afterwards, he is reinstated at Marshall College and promoted to Associate Dean, and finally marries Ravenwood. This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish. #indianajones #part #time