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ALL HAIL QUEEN HANNAH 🙌🏼

The 13 Reasons Why lore runs deeper than we could have possibly imagined thanks to Netflix's new series Cursed, in which our hero Hannah Baker returns from the dead as a Queen Arthur of sorts. Although King Arthur is also there, but he's not a king yet. And Merlin is there too, but he doesn't have any magic.

Sounds fun, right?!

Obviously not. It's a bad show.

Be warned; the first half of this show is legitimately a chore to get through, but it does pick up as it nears the finale and the conclusion is absolutely worth sticking around for. A true NO TIGERS to GO TIGERS tale for the ages!

PS. The Watch Us Watch for the first episode is available in the $10 "MORE OF IT" tier, and the rest are available in the $15 "ALL OF IT" tier. Enjoy!

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Watch Us Watch | Cursed | Season 1 - Episode 1

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Dystopian Wolf Studios

I don't know if you've said it before, but is there a reason you hold off releasing comms months, to even a full year out?

Arman Khan

absolutely indistinguishable from shadow & bone

William Brookes

I've been waiting for this, ghost detective hannah as a Queen! So hyped for this. Hope you had a nice break Eric ❤

Beth B

I actually caught the HEARTBREAK on my face on video when you guys SLANDERED Wallows, this is a sadness I've never known

Helen Pixelen

I knew you were going to do Cursed! #WheresAndy ps. one of my friends is an extra in this

Tardisinthesky

This is the epitome of NO TIGERS. Wtf was up with those transitions? This show truly is cursed

Aidan Nichols

Eric and Miles, live and in stereo, from the casting couch

Katie Holmes

me, wearing my wallows shirt as we speak: am i about to have to unstan pmi?

Beth B

After some reflection I've decided to forgive.

NIA

miles really said "picture this: voldemort in jorts" and now that image in my head is cursed just like these transitions

Olivia Thrasher

I was giving this show a chance, then the first transition happened and I was so repulsed I actually recoiled from the screen. It was even worse for the blood splatter on the camera at the end. Such an awful choice.

Beth B

Miles thinks their music is embarrassing, Eric is inspired by people who sing when they actually can't sing HAHAHAHA

Melanie Tidwell

I knew y’all would jump on this, but I watched the whole season in about two days. Unlike Eric, Medieval fantasy shit is my go-to genre.

Sarah Lore

E: "I'm inspired when people who can't sing sing." M: "Well I'm inspired when I see a grown man just coasting."

Emma B

I tried to watch this when it came out so I could experience it on my own first and I got about 12 minutes in to the first episode and realized there is no way i could watch this without the tracks.

Shaldow

Your best tracks are when you go from hating it to loving it anyways(Stranger Things, Final Destination)

Tardisinthesky

THANK YOU👏🏽👏🏽 I was laughing and then went on a rant about how Netflix wasted their budget on the cg wolves

Kathleen Arbogast

I was a moment away from trying to start this show alone and I'm so glad I saw that yall are doing tracks for it bc I can't imagine getting past the first episode without it

Noe Ramirez

I was already cracking up before the show part even started! Can't wait to see the rest of this!

Zoë Hill

The Weeping Monk (uneventful reveal guy) is from Teen Wolf and The Vampire Diaries, so I'm sure that the director was banking on the teen girl audience fawning over that reveal.

melanie

miles!!!!! and hannah baker!!!!!! hell yea im dropping everything to watch this

Collin

You haven’t seen knives out Eric??

Jairo.

Merlin is Pennywise’s brother

Millie Gibbs

I had to watch that opening rap 3 times just to take in the audacity

Collin

No haha, It’s just that our queen Hannah Baker got to shine on the big screen. 🤩

Maria Harrington

Alright I wasn’t gonna watch this show but now that there are commentary tracks..... you got me I’m gonna watch this!!

prettymuchit

Right but I believe we were trying to start “shon’t” for “should not” right?

Emily Collier

yes but you also asked what shan't stood for so i was just making sure you figured it out haha

Blythe Inanna

Wasn’t expecting to hear a Firebringer song in my PMI tracks today but I wasn’t mad at it! Also classic Hannah Baker, not intervening whatsoever to help her friend who is being attacked, I’m very concerned for our girl Pym

Jack Guidera

I know this is an AirBnB, but I love the design of this new "set," lol. The minimalist tree design on the white wall speaks to me, y'know?

Jack Guidera

Niiice! It's hominess makes for a funny contrast with you guys' antics, haha

Ella Edwards

I can’t believe you guys haven’t seen the Merlin series its so good and it’s on Netflix and has like 5 seasons! And it’s got some pretty horrendous CGI which makes it even better.

Isabel

*Merlin appears on screen* Eric: Is that Merlin??! *Merlin, talking* Eric: Who is that? Is that Merlin?? *Merlin being addressed as Merlin* Eric: Is Merlin supposed to be in this show or???

Melanie Tidwell

Sadly, by the end of the series, I wished to be watching Reign instead [more romance less fantasy]. The whole time, what bothered by the most was Camelot characters not playing their typical roles.

Kieran Gray

I will not stand for the Wallows slander!

Elisabeth S. C.

Love the inadvertent Starkid reference from a meme...Otherwise, this show is horrendous. *groan*

Melanie Tidwell

Upon reflection, I want to point out that even though I did watch Season 1 of Reign after finishing Cursed, the better option that is actually in Cursed genre is Merlin. Merlin is also on Netflix for everyone’s viewing pleasure and a show I’ve watched through a few times.

Sarah Hunt

when they said they didn't know daniel sharman I really felt the most "teen girl" I've ever felt because I loved him in Teen Wolf

Carlos De la Luz

what a cliffhanger... did they end up eating taco bell?

Shwa

Yup same, they got me to watch 13 reasons why, when i saw this show had the same actress i figured this has to be gold too lol. Hannah baker prequel of sorts i guess, either way I'm excited to start.