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From the ashes, He has risen. Our Golden Boy returns.

It is our great honor to reintroduce you to the one... the only... Justin Foley! Once thought dead, but now proven to be very much ali-

Okay, we'll drop the 13 Reasons Why shit.

Looks That Kill is a movie starring Brandon Flynn as a man too hot to be looked at by human eyes. That is not a joke, it is literally the plot. You're probably thinking this movie is gonna suck, and you may be right! But you also may be so wrong it will shock you.

Unrelated: we're doing some late-summer-Spring Cleaning on September 1st and one of the only changes that will affect existing patrons is that the archive of all commentary tracks will only be available through the $15 tier going forward, while the $10 tier will be for new commentary tracks. For example, someone who signs up for a $10 tier after September 1st will be able to access the most recent tracks released within the last few weeks, but not tracks from years ago. If you're currently in a $10 tier, this is your heads up to download any tracks you want before we make the change! We wanted to make sure we gave you plenty of time, so hopefully four weeks is enough. Go go go!!

Also, keep your eyes peeled for a way to be involved with a project we're working on for September 1st! Details will be posted here on Patreon in the next few days.

That's all for now! Have a great weekend!!! <3

- Eric

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Arman Khan

Saw X is a feel-good movie compared to this

PJ

coming back to this track yet again, WE LOVE YOU GOLDEN BOY!!!

Why Bother Watching

Hell to the YES!! Saw this recommendation on reddit and COULD NOT WAIT for Eric to see his Golden Boy return in a film that acknowledges his true brilliance.

Katie Holmes

not y’all missing the selena gomez cameo 😔

Mamoru Inoue

I was coming in thinking it was a goofy horror comedy movie. Didnt expect me to be bawling and laughing at the end.

Maddie Zimmerman

THANK YOU MILES FOR THAT LAST OF US 2 OPINION. FINALLY, VINDICATION!

Diana

I'll be expecting crochet merch that says, "Morphine Kween."

Blythe Inanna

yes yes yES the second I learned of this movie’s existence I hoped you guys would do a track for it, I’m so excited

Katie Holmes

the word you guys were looking for is embroidery (not crochet lol)

Gillian

We missed our Golden Boy! He's also going to be in the new Netflix movie, Ratched on September 18th!

Mariah McSweeney

ok wait a minute this movie is actually amazing? WHAT?

Mitchell

The fact this is is the directors first feature is awesome!

Kathleen Arbogast

fingers crossed for a sequel called looks that revive

Victoria Alvarez

You have me sobbing at 2 am. When I saw the trailer I knew yall were gonna watch it for our golden boy! Great commentary Great Movie!!

Liz

Omg!! I saw the trailer and was lowkey kinda interested... I'm excited!!

Liz

Omg!! Fun fact, this actress was supposed to be Tessa in After but she had to uphold another contract so she couldn't do it

Jack Guidera

It's still wild to me that the actress who actually was in After wound up being Katherine Langford's sister.

Maria Harrington

I’ve never heard of this movie but now I have to watch it thanks Eric

Ondine

UGH, I love this movie so much. Watching you guys love it too just gave me the warmest feeling in my heart. ❤

Kieran Gray

Well that had no right being so good

Beth B

That was SO good. Also, not to be that person who does recommendations, but I think Babyteeth would be a good watch!

Anonymous

I've been wanting to watch this movie because the actress that plays Alex is also a lead in Bunheads, and Ive rewatched that show too many times

Liz

I really liked Bunheads!! Was so sad when it was cancelled :(

Theo kemp

These boys have never heard of embroidery 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

Dane

Man that was really good, was not expecting to love that movie.

Rei Zak

BEST MOVIE EVER!!! You guys are going to have a hard time following this up. This is great!

Katie Holmes

rewatching this track bc this movie actually made it into my top 10 of 2020