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I almost had a heart attack when I read the top of the poster.

Sup, (ho ho) ho's?! What better way to prepare for Santa's arrival than with a brand new Christmas movie starring Kurt Russel as Mr. Claus himself?

We were legitimately excited for this because everything about it looks genuinely cool, and for a while it actually IS cool... but unfortunately it screeches to a halt when they just sorta hang out on the streets of Chicago for way too long. Bummer. At least Kurt Russel has a musical number. Merry Christmas!

PS. We're off for Christmas next week (made up for three tracks this month with five tracks last month!) but the following Friday we'll be ending 2018 with our most requested commentary track of the year...

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Comments

shitpostpaul

Can't believe I watched this film without PMI commentary How did I survive

Katie Russell

jacob's netflix bum bum keeps getting more and more interpretive we love the arts

Katie Russell

i don't know if you use subtitles but if not you missed a crucial [speaks elvish] from good ol kurt

Erin

should've known santa was racist smh

Emma Thomas

Missed opportunity for a Sky High reference when they're in the sleigh smh

Alli Renner

Goldie Hawn is Kurt Russel's wife in real life, so it was cute that she popped up

Anonymous

"What about a movie where Santa kills the dad" Yeah that's just "The Santa Clause" in reverse

Alex_Dayne

rewatching this in hopes you guys do the second one but i saw that the valet is watching stranger things and you guys unfortunately didnt notice

Carolis

Man, those elves were creepy

Dystopian Wolf Studios

This is sorta like the movie I wrote, "Holy shit, it's Santa"