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Don't get excited, folks. We are ONLY watching the first Harry Potter movie. No more.

JK!!! (ROWLING LOL)

We're watching ALL EIGHT HARRY POTTER MOVIES.

And it all begins...

right...

NOW.

After getting a surprising amount of requests to watch the Harry Potter series, we finally sat down for our longest commentary marathon yet. In fact, marathoning all eight movies while also talking out loud for most of that time was such a genuinely arduous task that we both ended up getting sick for a week or two after. I'm still coughing! Magic!!! ✨✨✨

We also found an interesting fan fiction to read across all eight commentary tracks. It's super compelling and emotional and should have been released as Book 8. (Cursed Child, eat your heart out.)

Need I say more? It's Harry friggin Potter! LETS DO THIS!!!

PS. Just wanna let you know now up front that the video version of the final Harry Potter track unfortunately got corrupted. How? Why? Who knows. Clicked "stop" and it just poofed away. Cool. I was able to pay someone to extract something from it, but it's a weird out-of-sync 25-30 minutes and it's mostly unusable. I may post it anyway, but it is what it is! The good news is that while we usually skip the fifth Friday in a month, we're going to post the eighth track on the fifth Friday of November so y'all don't have to wait an extra week to finish this series. Silver lining!!

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Watch Us Watch | Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Comments

Zack Vernon

Wtf how did Jacob so casually predict the Harry Potter HBO series?

mar

now how tf did jacob predict the hbo show wtf

Harry Utton

I just fucking screamed when the notification popped up, this is the one movie series that I have a pure obsession over and i am READY.

Shannon

Are you fucking serious? We’re actually gonna get harry and Ron romance jokes aren’t we??? Praise Dumbledore

Erin

holy shit

Ruben Ripalda

I love you so much i cant wait to check this out, ive only seen the first couple now i have a reason to watch the full series lets gooo!

Katie Russell

thank god i watched til the end for the beautiful reading

shabbybook

I’m excited

James Chesney

You said that’s the silver lining, you know what?! FUCK a.... SILVER LINING 🎶

Christian Lehnig

When I saw the island part in the beginning I thought -> It was a layover to Hogwarts and the family made up and wanted to see Harry off. Since Hogwarts was magical the layover made sense to me.

Christian Lehnig

we know 2 things, fred and george fuck things up, dumbledore actually waits inside a picture. at some point i bet fred and george wait to get a dumbledore picture and show him their ass or dick as pranks. Probably happens in their prank journey

Christian Lehnig

I thought when u talked about reunion and the death of George RR Martin that the cast would pull a murder on the orient express and all kill him lol

Christian Lehnig

Hufflebuff? What does the Hogwarts workout room look like?

Christian Lehnig

Levi-oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ron harder harder- sa

Christian Lehnig

'Can I practice OnCe' funniest joke so far

Christian Lehnig

Why can q. touch harry unharmed but harry can touch him and harm him, also how is q. the old thanos?

Christian Lehnig

HOLY FUCK. I looked through 13 million potential universe, how many we win? 1. Harry looked through many universes (the Desire mirror), and saw ONLY his parents (winning universe) throughout the series it's his parents that help him win (at the end of every fight w/Voldemort Harry's parents help him out). I guess in Infinity War the only winning edge they have is Tony Stark, who will be in every battle where Thanos is, probably with some new armor until he has the Thanosbuster armor.

Christian Lehnig

Fred and George showing Dumbledore their dicks : 'What they don't know is that I live for this' - Dumbledore, sequel to a previous comment of mine on here

Jack Guidera

God I loved this one, "Muggle with a hard G" had me dying! But you bois gotta stop teasing me, I keep expecting Samuel to turn up!

Frosty

YESSS I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS I NEVER WATCHED ANY OF THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES AND THIS JUST MADE ME WANT TO WATCH THEM <3

Anonymous

Late to the party but as a gay woman, McGonagall and the flying instructor are 100% gay.

Shana

I watched the Sorcerer’s Stone adaptation and I think it was slightly extended as well. There were scenes that y’all didn’t even mention and I had to keep pausing y’all to wait for mine to catch up. Overall, a very brilliant commentary, I always have a good laugh watching y’all.

Shana

In the credits, they really named Voldemort as “He Who Must Not Be Named”

Anonymous

For peeps getting confused about de-syncing, just FYI there are two versions out there on the internet. The boys are watching the version that runs for 2hrs 32min and 21 secs. If you watch the extended version (2hrs 38 min and 50 secs) you're gunna de-sync as it has deleted scenes etc. Hope this helps y'all!

Lilli Eide

I don't get when we're supposed to start the movie? Eric says stop when it turns black and then "for now stay paused" but never tells us when to start...am I the only one confused?

prettymuchit

You press play on your own at the moment in the movie that we specified just prior to that!

Erin

omg thought i was going crazy just now

Roman Garcia

HBO just added all the Harry Potter movies. LETS GO!!

Nik Rem

Don't mind me, just on my annual November rewatch of these movies and these commentary tracks :)