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Recorded in 2013

2021 Update
This old commentary track has been edited and re-released. For a few years we went through a sort of "anti-PC" phase and used hurtful language in an attempt to be edgy, but in reality it was just shitty. We can now assure you that this track is safe for all to enjoy!

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The Peanut Butter Solution 1985

Another 80's children's movie that seems from start to finish like a fever dream. The story of a boy who gets a scare inside a recently burned down house and subsequently loses all his hair. Bald, with no signs of hair regrowth, he desperately uses a recipe he received, from a pair of ghosts, to regrow his hair. By not following the instructions precisely his hair not only grows back at an alarming pace but will not stop growing either. Meanwhile his former art teacher has discovered his secret and kidnaps him to start a magic paintbrush factory using his hair and kidnapped children to assemble them. Hold on now, there's more, the brushes are magic and paint living pictures so real you can go inside them, which the kids use to trick the Kidnapper into painting the house that scarred our main character at the start, and then going inside to get scarred himself. Somehow this transfers the 'Fright" into the former teacher, restoring his hair to normal growth. WOW

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DUG

The Walter White Scene had me cracking tf up XD

DUG

I hate to say it again for the 100th time but this is my new favorite track 😭😭 you guys are just so fucking funny at this time and still are . My life rn is PMI 😭😭💀

Eliezer Alonzo

This is genuinely the most frightening movie I have ever witnessed. Overall I laughed, I cried, I loss my hair due to fright. Thanks guys!