just a quick crayon selfie (Patreon)
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too weird not to share.
it feels so weird to put on stage make-up and a costume after ambling around a house for 18 days in sweats and a t-shirt on but the children’s author oliver jeffers just single-handedlt text-cajoled me and neil out of BED to play the role of two crayons via video for his children’s broadcast of “the day the crayons quit” on his instagram live tomorrow (6 pm GMT).
i already took most of my costume off and am back in fucking bed. i was so tired. i got up. i played the green crayon. the green crayon is the peacekeeper crayon. you’ll have to tune in for neil’s surprise costume.
hint: he plays the black crayon.
the black crayon, as played by neil, is the passive-aggressive and evil crayon.
what has happened to my life. i was asleep. i am dreaming. i didn’t even get fully dressed for my own webcast but i got dressed to be a crayon this is really all just a goddamn dream isn’t it
it is
it is a dream
i’m the green crayon
i’m the green crayon
i’m the green crayon
all work and no play makes amanda the green crayon...