GRAZ!! NINJA AUFSTEIRERN SPOT?? + ticket giveaway/PLAN...share the love. (Patreon)

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haello everyone....you will find this amusing even if you aren't from the middle of austria.

i promise.

hey GRAZ LEUTE!!! so - i don't know how many of you are out there....but i have a few things before we get to the show on sunday.

first of all, look at this goddman venue (stefaniensaal).

jesus.

OK, and now....

i am fully grasping what it MEANS that i am there ON SUNDAY, WHICH IS THE DAY OF THE AUFSTEIRERN.

for the uninitiated ( i lived in bavaria, i have a feeling i know where this day is headed...) i have goolged some photos for everybody.

you guys.

YOU GUYS.

THIS????? THIS IS HAPPENING???

THIS IS THE DAY I AM DOING MY TOTALLY SILENT SOMBER HILARIOUS SIT DOWN SHOW IN GRAZ??

WHY????

WHY????????

WHO LET THIS HAPPEN.

okay. we obviously need to make a serious plan here, because.....we do.

first of all, i obviously have to do some kind of ninja gig in the middle of all this shit, but this time without getting arrested.

YOU! GRAZ!! you know this place better than i do.

you gotta find me a good spot that is big enough that we can all gather and hear each other (like, it can't be in the ACTUAL MIDDLE of another crowd) but it needs to be ridiculous enough that we can take pictures of people wearing lederhosen and dirndls. and i don't want to get arrested. is that clear? no arresting. i'm a mom now.

SO WHERE SHOULD WE DO THIS?? we will probably need to gather around 2pm or 3pm. 

I AM WIDE OPEN.

graz, help me.

also: let's drink beer!! also: maybe we should all get naked!! wait then i might get arrested.

does anybody have 50 spare lederhosen and dirndles? OR MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A SHARPIE-OUR-BODIES BEER PARTY! i'll look into the nudity laws. YOU THINK I AM KIDDING OH NO I AM NOT.

hit me in the comments please. we need to do...SOMETHING.

i mean really.

.........

NUMBER TWO:

I HAVE MANAGED TO WRESTLE A HANDFUL OF FREE TICKETS AWAY FROM THE GRAZ VENUE for the SHOW ITSELF ON SUNDAY.

this is how i suggest we do this, since i don't want to punish or piss off any patrons who already spent fucking 70 euros on these tickets.

ANYBODY can put their hand up for guest list. even people (especially people) who already have tickets! first come first served. i'll make an edit to the post if we run out.

please just comment with YOUR FULL NAME and whether you would like ONE or TWO tickets. (if you say nothing, i'll assume ONE). you will get a comment back, bitte geduld haben.

IF YOU ARE A TICKET HOLDER ALREADY, YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO GO AHEAD AND SHARE THE 2-3 TICKETS YOU NOW HAVE AMONG FRIENDS AND SPLIT THE COST. THAT WAY YOU CAN ALL PAY ABOUT 20-30 EUROS AND ITS NOT SO PAINFUL.

OK? ok.

this was the best idea i could come up with.

anybody else has ideas, raise your hands.

AND LETS FIND A NNJA SPOT.

and vienna, you're welcome to come along too.....

GET NAKED AND WEAR DIRNDLS AND SHARPIE AND DRINK BEER WITH US IN GRAZ.

and i am serious

if somebody has a dirndl my size i will wear that shit!!!

i left mine at home. just bring it.

i will try to pick a spot by saturday afternoon....

LOVE from regensburg...on my way to OFFENBACH, where, yes, there are SITLL TICKETS AND THEY ARE STILL NOT FUCKING AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE. just come, there will be tickets.

xx

AFP

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