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hi loves.

greetings from woodstock, where i matched a tree in the bathroom of a restaurant/bar called The Pines the other night.

i have a TON of stuff to write to you about but before i slaughter you with long blogs....two quick shows, and more soon:



NORFOLK & NORWICH FESTIVAL!!!!!

SUNDAY 20 MAY, Doors @ 7pm. 

yeeeee, norwich! i've never played there. this is the final date added to my upcoming uk/ireland tour with andrew o'neill this may.....

patron pre-sale starts LITERALLY RIGHT now!!

use the link below for the pre-sale, there is no password.

https://secure.theatreroyalnorwich.co.uk/nnfestival/Online/default.asp?doWork::WScontent::loadArticle=Load&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::article_id=0079DD56-EA70-45EA-9FB1-0C47B37A8167&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=CA0F620B-ADD5-4580-AD4C-FBFAE82715E8&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::promocode_access_code_url=justaride


public sale starts on march 8th at 9:30am local time, there'll be a different link for general on sale - so if you miss the pre-sale, head to http://amandapalmer.net/shows for public tickets, and for tickets to all the other dates of this tour. got it? ok yay.




WOODSTOCK! SUNDAY, MARCH 25th at 2 pm:

...and if you're in or around upstate new york later this month, i'll be closing out the Woodstock Book Festival on sunday, march 25th on the "MEMOIR A GO-GO" panel with a few other wonderful authors (all women!: Martha Frankel is the moderator, and the other memoirists are Nyna Giles + Tina Alexis Allen). tickets are only $15 and they're HERE: https://woodstockbookfest.com/schedule-2018/

Kleinert/James Center for the Arts
34 Tinker St
Woodstock, NY 12498

I AM NOT ANNOUNCING THIS ON SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE IT IS SO GODDAMN SMALL!!!! so please let me know if you're going to come in the comments below or let me know on twitter. if i don't see more than 15-20 people definitely showing up i'll give it a plug on facebook, etc.

LOVE

afp

 

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Anonymous

Small town Minnesota woman here, but someday I'll see you in person!

Laura Wellner

I hope you're not too buried in snow down there in Woodstock! Another messy storm passing through tonight. Stay safe n' warm! Wish I could go to the book-fest, being book-ish, I'd love to go there, but the timing isn't right, maybe another time-ish. Love n' hugs.

Mary Henaghen

I would love to go to bookfest. I am legally blind and don't drive. I live in upstate NJ about 1.5 hours away from Woodstock, in the Hewitt section of West Milford, NJ. If anyone is willing to share a ride, I'll help with gas costs. Please let me know if anyone is close enough to help!!! Mary

Elizabeth Gunn

Responding to the video, you are a big cute. I sing narrate too.

Anonymous

Lens is fun. Next time no vertical video please.

Anonymous

No reason why "vertical' video ought to be less well-supported than landscape mode. The human eye itself is format-agnostic.

Laura Wellner

Love the Lens video, how fun! And with books too! (I often catch myself being a bit sing-song-y when I talk, or story-telling...I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that shit.) Christmas card burning... they do light up a fire with pretty colors...not so much snow up here in the Central Upstate region of New York, but I may speak too soon, I think we're going to catch some back draft from Lake Ontario and get dumped on some more. Wish I could post a pic of my little donkey staring at the snow outside the barn, she was totally like "oh bother." (link here on my Tumblr: <a href="http://laurajwryan.tumblr.com/post/171641746679/elizabeths-posture-says-it-all-oh-bother-too" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://laurajwryan.tumblr.com/post/171641746679/elizabeths-posture-says-it-all-oh-bother-too</a>#notes) Also includes a story about her freaking out about a weasel being in the barn, she's very protective of her flock. Otherwise, she's very Eeyore.

Anonymous

Eh. le crash! I can open the link from my email 1 of 10 times, but the other 9 times patreon just crashed my browser. (Raccoon mind made me test it after it worked once, and it crashed again.) Hmm. But saw the video finally and you are delightfully goofalicious, amongst the seriousness. Our only heat source is a wood stove and it is surreal what we burn. I found my husband's day to day calendar from 2004 in the burn pile, and in it found the day we met and my name and number written there. Before, after, before, after. Hmm. But but but...why the cold east coast when you hate the cold? Why why? I get it, west coast especially CA makes people "too soft" (wear sunscreen Baz Luhrmann), but aren't there other warmer hip places for your warmth loving spirit?

Martha Mountain

This made me smile ear to ear and this will take me through the rest of the day's mad dash through the mail. &lt;3

Anonymous

New Patron.Hope to see you in deep south Alabama one day. Aside from the stereotypical Alabamians, there's a nice group of some amazing people here who love them some Amanda Fucking Palmer. Stay safe on your journeys and good luck on your shows! 💕