Intro Quotes Thread! (Patreon)

To all of our amazing patrons -- it's that time again!  That's right: it's time to post all your suggestions for intro quotes.  Here's how to do it:

1)  Pick a clip that's 15 seconds long or less.  There are some great 45-second legal sketches, but we can't use those.

2)  Describe the clip

3)  Post the link here to the audio with the correct time stamp

4)  Upvote with the heart the clips you'd like to hear on the show!