Trivia Round 2--Necromancing the Stone! (Patreon)

Reminder of the rules: I will post quotes from each book. You message me and tell me which characters said them. The three people who get the most correct by Wednesday June 7th will win a prize. (I'll cut off the contrast at 11:59 PM PST, 6/7).

And the prize? I will send you a free download for the audiobook for A Little Too Familiar! I just listened to the samples today and it sounds so fun. (If audiobooks aren't your thing, I'm willing to swap out the prize for something else fun. Just let me know if you win.)

Ready for round two? All of these were taken from Necromancing the Stone:

“What kind of moron tries to do that with a bottle of Jäger and a stuffed deer head, anyway?”

“Yeah, but I think the computer request was mostly from the Minotaur. The gladiators just wanted to use it to check hockey scores and stuff.”

“It’s cool, I just didn’t realize you were an eighty-year-old woman. Hey, that’s Tom Selleck! Is this a crossover episode? He looks all Magnum P.I.”

“It’s absurd that they think Sam has something to do with it. He’s about as bloodthirsty as a bunny rabbit.”

“Since you’ve leapt from Plumpy’s employee of the month to fancy necromancer –“

“Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.”

“Hasmuk. It is what we call your kind. Roughly translated it means “skittish naked badger.”

“People always list laugh or cry – why isn’t there ever a vomit option?”