Chew Time: Cougar-O's (Preview) (Patreon)

She cleared her throat. “Now folks, let’s get onto the good stuff! Miss Airbag is sponsoring us today not because they’re sweetest, curviest folks, which they are~. [Hubba hubba!] They’re also behind today’s newest treat!

“Ta-da!” Rachel reached to the right and pulled out a small box of cereal. “Introducing: Cougar-O’s!”

Suddenly, only the box was visible and everything was a close up, showing it in all of its glory. The box was bright yellow, with a photoshop image of a cereal bowl in the lower left. A cartoony cougar gal was dipping a comically large spoon into the bowl as she licked her chops. The two images don’t remotely fit at all despite how they supposedly went together.

Rachel’s voice was heard. “Yes, I know my lovely chewers, a clothing company making cereal? That’s so strange!”

Cut to a generic image of a large, corporate building. “Well, the fine folks of Miss Airbag teamed up with Happy Feeling Co, a company that likes dipping their paws into every little thing, and the two created this breakfast treat!”

Rachel was back again, holding and shaking the box teasingly. “The idea behind the creation from what I’ve learned or heard is this: Miss Airbag knows that while people love their clothes, not everyone can afford them in today’s world unfortunately. As such, why deny people such a grand experience? Now, people can have it for breakfast!”

Rachel licked her lips as she eyed the box. “Well, it’s currently about 1 PM when I’m filming this. Buuuuuuuut, I say, breakfast is anytime! Why wait?”

She placed the box down and reached to her left, pulling out a bowl with a spoon in it. “Let’s have a bite!”

Making sure everything was perfectly visible, Rachel popped open the box and ripped open the bag. She leaned over it and gently sniffed. Her nose wobbled, turning black and shifting triangular.

Only for a moment before it reverted back. Rachel sat back and sighed, rubbing her face. “Mmm, smells like Cheerios and I do like me some Cheerios~.”

She poured a bunch of the cereal into her bowl and scooped up just a little. She looked to the camera with a big, warm smile and toasted with the spoon. “Here’s to our first, delicious taste~.”